January 13, 2003
On Way Out Steve Case Takes Paperweight, AOL Division
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(2003-01-13) -- As he leaves the office of chairman of AOL Time Warner, Steve Case said he plans to take a few "worthless items of sentimental value" -- among them a Lucite paperweight from his first Internet convention, and the entire AOL division.
"They're little keepsakes that mean something to me, and no one else will miss them," said the teary-eyed 44-year-old Mr. Case.
Mr. Case has reportedly struck a book deal for a novel, tentatively titled "Synergy: The Snake That Ate the Toad That Killed the Snake."
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I like you! You're silly :-)
Posted by: gerald berke at January 18, 2003 12:48 PMHey Steve...before you leave, please give the Braves back to Ted. Millwood for Estrada? You shouldn't even be allowed to run a lemonade stand.
Posted by: Robert at January 21, 2003 08:31 AM
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