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November 21, 2002
Poets Deluge Newsrooms with Attacks On Jews

(2002-11-21) -- Poets around the world have deluged news organizations with anti-Semitic screeds in hopes of emulating the success of their colleague Tom Paulin.

The Irish Poet captured headlines in The New York Times and elsewhere when he was disinvited to speak at Harvard University due to anti-Semitic remarks he once made to a reporter.

In April, Mr. Paulin was quoted in a Egyptian newspaper as saying Brooklyn-born Jews who had settled in the West Bank "should be shot dead," adding, "I think they are Nazis, racists; I feel nothing but hatred for them."

Harvard's on-again, off-again, invitation to Mr. Paulin sparked news stories and spiked sales of his books, which had generally languished under a patina of bookstore dust next to the tiresome tomes of even lesser-known poets destined for the "blowout sale" table .

Other poets hope to copy Mr. Paulin's success formula.

"I have a reading scheduled at the Barnes & Noble next month," said an unnamed poet from Berwick, Pennsylvania. "If I can just convince them that I hate the Jews, maybe they'll cancel the gig and the local paper will do a story. You can't buy ads on the front page, you know."

"This is a dream come true," said another young poet in Danbury, Connecticut. "I used spend hours agonizing over a line of verse that would lay bare the coils of my soul. Now, I'm just emailing newsrooms with hateful limericks about Jews."

Mr. Paulin has since been re-invited to speak at Harvard, which he described as "a crushing blow, both personally and professionally. This could undo all I have worked so hard to achieve."

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The thought that that there might be anyone with enough literary or literacy skills in Berwick, Pennsylvania almost alarms me, having lived there, and still suffering nightmares from it. However, I would not be surprised to find some there who could compose 5 lines of anti-semite screed that could be sung to the tune, "Hickory Dickory Dock". You have to remember that there are people in Berwick, without any notable black population to torment, who'd be just as happy to burn a cross in your front yard if they even suspect Ukrainian or Polish Catholic tendencies eminating from your house. Glad to find your site, Scott. I like the name scrappleface...kinda makes my wanna slice you up thin, fry you crispy golden brown and drizzle you with some King's dark syrup. Mmmmmmmmm good.

Posted by: Jewel Atkins at November 22, 2002 09:47 AM
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