Al Gore today announced, with a bit on special sauce on his chin and ketchup on his purple shirt, that he would lead an effort to see that the money paid by McDonalds go into a fund for education. Gore said "The Republicans will no doubt obstruct the education of our children." Tears streamed down his cheeks as he descibed how without this settlement our illerate children would wander the streets begging.

It starts with the Grimace-- he convinces toddlers and pre-schoolers that "McDonalds is their master". Then Mayor McCheese takes over for elementary school kids-- replacing their parent's authority with that of McDonaldland's. THen when the kids hit high school-- the rebelliously cool Hamburgler takes over, and grabs the souls of whoever isn't already a zombie of the corporation.

Did I say all this out loud?

Yes, I can see it clearly now. The McDonalds in Saudi Arabia which permit only Muslims in the restaurant are... a Zionist plot to control the minds and bodies of Muslim youth. The obese and atherosclerotic zombies that once were the flower of Saudi youth will be unable to stop the armies of the Zionist entity and their Crusader allies from swarming all over Arabia. This is clearly written in the Protocols of the Elders of McDonalds.

I think McDonalds is a great place to eat and all you queers that dont like it should quit crying that its bad and Ronald McDonald is mind controler.HAHAHAHA. The people making this lawsuit should maybe take some responsibility.If you eat anywhere 5 times a day for 5 years you'll get that fat too. Its there own fault there fat but since there parents are employed they want the money because they have no responsibilities.

Pathetic......

ok this is how it is if kids eat all this stuff then its there fault im not suing briers ice cream company cuzz there ice cream is good if there fat then they should do somehting about it like going to work out or lose weight and be fit instead of siting around winning about it

lets get real if you sit in mcdonalds all day
and eat and eat You will get fat. same as
home. these people who say Mc Donalds makes you
have no control over your children should get real
teach you children the word NO... thats what is
wrong today no one knows what NO means.

alle som går på mc`en og spiser må jo være klar over alt fettet det er i maten, og de som da blir overrasket om de blir feit når de spiser der 3 ganger for dagen er jo passe dum!!!!