Howard Dean Expounds Vision for America
by Scott Ott

(2005-02-11) -- The presumptive chairman of the Democrat National Committee, Howard Dean, today laid out his vision for America's future under Democrat leadership.

Seeking to quell accusations that the DNC stands for little more than self-perpetuation and the denigration of President George Bush, Mr. Dean summarized his vision in one word: "protection."

He released the following outline that details what he called "a majestic, sweeping vision touching almost every area of life and governance."

"The DNC, under Howard Dean's leadership, envisions a future of...
-- protecting misguided burglars from gun-toting homeowners.
-- protecting the Social Security system by declaring an end to "the crisis" and reducing news reports about the instability of the system.
-- protecting teenagers from the humiliation caused by parental notification when they want abortions.
-- protecting homosexual Americans from their multiple-partner lifestyle by allowing them to marry...in other words, protecting the sanctity of homosexual marriage.
-- protecting illegal aliens who are suspected terrorists from government intrusion in their lives, and from the inconvenience of incarceration or deportation
-- protecting the unemployed by repealing the Bush tax cuts so that lawyers who get wealthy from class-action lawsuits can pay more taxes to support people who lose their jobs when their companies go bankrupt because of the high cost of insurance and litigation.
-- protecting the people of Iraq from the risks of democracy and capitalism by pulling American troops out now so that their great nation won't become a lousy mess like America.
-- protecting citizens of other countries by making sure American troops receive fair trials before the international criminal court at the Hague."

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