August 26, 2004
Krispy Kreme Fights Falling Profits with Atkins Donuts by Scott Ott (2004-08-25) -- Executives at Krispy Kreme today announced they would fight plunging profits with a new line of Atkins-friendly donuts. Krispy Kreme has been hammered in recent months by the wave of low-carbohydrate diets which have converted legions of Americans from obese couch potatos into sleek, health enthusiasts. The new low-carb Krispy Kreme donuts are made "mostly of lean meat, tripe and other mouth-watering meat byproducts," according to a company spokesman. Donate | More Satire | Printer-Friendly | |
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