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August 15, 2003
Neighbors Attempt Rescue of Electric-Car Owner
(2003-08-15) -- In one of the more poignant episodes resulting from the multi-state power outage, this morning neighbors of a suburban Detroit man attempted to rescue the owner of an electric car. Comments Scroll down to read comments, then post your own using the form at the bottom of this page. Or go directly to the comment form. Please Note: ScrappleFace readers are intelligent enough to express themselves without obscenities. ScrappleFace endeavors to be suitable for all ages. If an obscene interloper posts here, please report the incident to the blogmaster who will delete the comment. (Include the name, date and time of the comment.) So please take that extra moment to think of a civil synonym. It has to be a plot from those right-wing extremists. Posted by: dj on August 15, 2003 09:29 AMIf we could burn stupidity, we could just cap the state capitals, Washington DC and have an endless supply. Hear that the exhaust might cause retardation in spotted owls which are dumb enough as it is. Hey. I'm near the top. What happened? Posted by: Mike S on August 15, 2003 09:35 AMMike S Drilling for "stupid fuel" is scheduled to begin first in Hollowwood and the--ahem---"west" side of D.C. That picture you e-mailed me..?...That IS a spotted owl after being a test subject for the effects of exposure to "stupid fuel" emissions.:~} [suggestion: now ya just gotta link that pic here? (:~})] Posted by: L F Cat in CO on August 15, 2003 10:03 AMWhy don't we have cars that run from gas emitted through a big hole in the bottom of the drivers seat? EZ (just tasteless, aren't I?) Posted by: Easycure (full of it) on August 15, 2003 10:28 AMI could have given that man and his electric car a ride in my back seat. I say, you drive electric, you're just asking for a blackout. Hhhmmmmmm ... gasoline! Yum! Posted by: Hummer on August 15, 2003 10:41 AMEasycure---but still funny! Posted by: L F Cat in CO on August 15, 2003 10:42 AMHe shoulda got a hybrid. Where is the Energizer Bunny when you need him... Posted by: Cassandra on August 15, 2003 11:09 AMHybrids are unnatural. We must stop the mixing of automobile DNA. Who knows what mutations could arise. It is playing Ford I tell you. Posted by: KJ on August 15, 2003 11:09 AMI wish I had an electric car. I always wanted to ride in them at the airport but security won't let me. Posted by: Pooke on August 15, 2003 11:13 AMI agree with KJ. Hybrids are unnatural. If God had wanted us to drive with hybrids, he wouldn't have given us abundant supplies of crude oil. Besides that, hybrids are just selfish. You want to ignore the Bible and drive with electricity? Fine. But pick a fuel. What do hybrids do, wake up, flip a coin, and say "heads, its petro, tails, plug me in?" Posted by: Hummer on August 15, 2003 11:13 AMI always get a real buzz going through the car wash. Thunderstorms are a real rush, too! Posted by: Electric Car on August 15, 2003 11:31 AMMy dad is an electrician. He has a cool set of tools. We can fix it man. Posted by: David Spicole on August 15, 2003 11:54 AMOk Cat, Here's the ugliest bird in Oregon. I by-product of what? http://www.cascadeaccess.com/~mserles/ Anyone with any ideas of what it is? Posted by: Mike S on August 15, 2003 12:17 PMMy guess: Aryana Huffohomeliofus platyturkiductapus, otherwise known as the Canadian Turkey Duck. This species has been known to scrare off other fowl with it's annoying shrill squawk and emission of gasseous odor. Though an endangered species, has detrimental environmental impact as it defacates up to 15 lbs. of feces per day, which tend to runoff into local streams and ponds, making them uninhabital for other life forms. Posted by: Pooke on August 15, 2003 12:34 PMPooke, Observation of this species in the wild also indicates that the female of the species is so repulsive as to cause her mates to be attracted to other males. Posted by: Big Time Sublime on August 15, 2003 12:38 PMScott's sense of humor is usually spot-on. However, today, Democratic Underground has him beat. The tinfoil-hat theories over there are WAY more implausible than Scott's. Try this thread: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum;=104&topic;_id=178534 Scott, have you been trolling DU for inspiration? Posted by: RJGator on August 15, 2003 12:41 PMBTS, That gives me a simply fabulous idea for the GTN (Gay Television Newtwork). Their own version of Animal Planet, featuring the male Canadian Turkey Ducks engaging each other in their natural habitat. Posted by: Pooke on August 15, 2003 12:44 PMThe Chocolate Muscavy: A nice recipe: http://www.greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=00B5AQ (Take that SRG!!!!) Posted by: gabsboy on August 15, 2003 02:20 PMSome dialogue from Fast Times at Ridgemont High was quoted incorrectly in this thread earlier, and I apologize for the delay in correcting it: Sean Penn's character in FT@RH is Jeff, not David, Spicoli. His lines spoken to Jefferson's little brother after they crash his Trans Am are: "My Dad is a television repairman...he has, like, this ultimate set of tools...I can fix it." Posted by: Concerned Citizen on August 15, 2003 03:14 PM"People on 'ludes should not drive!" Gabsboy!!! according to your linked article some RACIST raises those ducks!!.....and I quote: "......They (duck) also keep my ticks, flies, and even my chigger population down... That's CHEGRO population!!...geeez! As far as eating duck?--YUCK! I hope Mike S has the good sense to get the "Bob Ugly's" on an endangenderedugly species list. Posted by: L F Cat in CO Swatting out Duck Dining & insect discrimination on August 15, 2003 03:40 PMDucks are tasty if you cook them right. And none of them taste like chicken. But rattlesnake does. Chicken tastes like frog legs. At least the white meat does. Posted by: KJ on August 15, 2003 04:29 PMI never let people on 'ludes drive me. Lewd people, on the other hand ... Posted by: Hummer on August 15, 2003 05:55 PMATTENTION: This is a Post Hijacking - We are The Guardians of America WE ASK ALL A SINGLE QUESTION THAT DEMAND'S RE: AUGUST 14, 2003 NEW YORK CITY - COORDINATED EMERGENCY EVACUATION PLAN These questions must be demanded of our government who declared such a plan was in place after August 14, 2003 All are witness's, we ask you to make a statement, NEW YORK CITY DOES NOT HAVE A VISABLE COORDINATED EMERGENCY EVACUATION PLAN - IT DOES NOT EXSIST IF NEW YORK CITY DOES NOT HAVE AN EMERGENCY PLAN no food 3rd world meet No I am not mad RECALL PATAKI Please Note: ScrappleFace readers are intelligent enough to express themselves without obscenities. ScrappleFace endeavors to be suitable for all ages. 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