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Now can we give California back to Mexico? It's not like they could do any worse...

He feels their pain. He just wants to help a bad situation get worse. I mean better.

Dick Gephart today announced that if he were Preisednt, he would use Executive orders to "install" Bill Clinton as governor of California, saying "I, too, support regime change".

I think it's great the Gov. Davis has no problem blowing a $38 Billion hole in the state budget but balks at spending less than one tenth of one percent of that amount on an election to replace him. Suddenly the fiscal conservative - who knew?

I think Senator Hillary's ex would make a great Govenor of California. Just look at how at the job he did in transforming Arkansas (no offense to anyone from there).

Besides, think of all the California babes he could line up for internships.

Also, "recalled" doesn't sound nearly as bad as "impeached" .

Recently recalled, my car and my governor.

Heh. I live in Texas. Forget recalls, we are "redistricting" several Dems out of the House of Representatives right now (no matter how often special state legislative sessions must be called to convince the Dems to do their jobs and cast a vote, which they will lose). Got to keep the rubbish from piling up in the House, need to clean it out every once in a while. What will Barb Lee do when she can't smile & hug George at a State of the Union address, then stab him in the back every other day of the year?

I think California was faked like the lunar landings and the holocaust. I think my plane only landed in a big Hollywood set.

I believe in Hollywood, and the press, and that Bill would make a fine Govenor of the UN or anywhere unconnected to reality.

California is a place that ceases to exist the moment you enter it, like chocolate my wife never ate, or the crayon on the wall not done by my kids but by my dog that spontaneously developed a prehensile tail.

California does not exist I tell you!

Sharpton for Democratic candidate, Bush for President!

Say it ain't so! Where will NYC get it's next mayor from?

Harlem's losing its #1 resident
the first former black president

Now, now, look on the bright side: if the most recent Californian, Bill Clinton, wins the recall election, at least we'll know where he is every once in a while, making it easier to avoid him and his bloviations. And with Hillary a senator from New York, we can string together CA GOV BC, NY SEN HC, TGILITX (thank goodness I live in Texas).

Can we force California to secede?

I'm trying, I'm trying!

I'll bet you think you're joking about this.

The CA. governorship is a political death sentence ever since St. Ronald left Sacremento.

Remember Moonbeam Brown. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

George Dukmajority (or something like that, anarchists aren't supposed to spell right becasue we're anarchists). Who he???

Pete Wilson (the hidden Beach boy brother). "I gotta sore throat, I'm dropping out of the race." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Grey Davis - "you mean this is a real job???, hey who turned out the lights?? Put those brownouts in orange county." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Put Ron on the Rock!!! (Mt. Rushmore)
Put Grey on the Rock!! (alcatraz)

Clinton later decided against the residency move after learning that the California Governorship is not in the line of succession to the Presidency.

Bill Clinton? He should move to the PRC. Oh, that's what we're talking about. Got the PRCs confused for a minute (PR of Cambridge, PR of China, and PR of California.)

I'd love it if they seceded... No wait. They make computers there. I hope that all the leftist towns secede from California. Especially Hollyweird. How is The Sum of All Fears (the movie) as good as, or the same story as, The Sum of All Fears (the book)? They wrecked it!

First "resident", then "king". He'll fit right in with all the other fruits, nuts & flakes living in the Granola State. The Holly-wierd elite won't have to travel so far to do a Monica on their idol. (You know, of course that the earthquakes out there are racist conservative plots.)

Granola State? That's defaming granola!

I'd say it's more like the "chicken in every pot and pot in every dorm" state. (A little El Rushbo lingo, there.)

Bill,
You have to help Al Gore win the next election. Who wants to see Bush again for another four years? Get on it!

Eat your hearts out, Bill would win and California would become a very economically vibrant state once again.

mary: Uh huh... He did a really good job on the economy in Arkansas - actually, he left it in the crapper.