July 03, 2003
Declaration of Independence by Scott Ott [NOT SATIRE] IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776. The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor. The 56 signatures on the Declaration appear in the positions indicated: Column 1 Column 2 Column 3 Column 4 Column 5 Column 6 Buy "Axis of Weasels," the first book by Scott Ott. $12.95 + S&H; Comments
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Proud to be first. Great post Scott. Posted by: John Lemon at July 3, 2003 06:50 PMThanks for posting this. I don't think I'd actually read the whole thing before, and reading it now sent chills down my spine. Happy Fourth! Posted by: pj at July 3, 2003 06:51 PMHappy Independence Day, Scott! Thanks for providing a place for us to debate the issues of our time (both serious and trivial). Happy 4th of July, Scrapplers! Hope this comes out. |* * * * * * * * * * OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO| Thanks Scott. I'll claim spot #4? 5?...whatever this one is in honor of the heroes that gave all so WE could enjoy this RICH gift of freedom AND in honor of those who are willing to give all in their serving. God bless our troops and God bless this incredible America! Thank you God for this country! ************"Freedom---no word was ever spoken
Great post, Scott. I actually read this every year. It is always in the local paper, and I have a faux copy on my den wall. I always enjoy reading some of the best political writing of all time. I pray for the day when the majority of our society once again has the spirit and desire to be free as these brave souls did -- when freedom meant self reliance, not government reliance (LFC is allowed to rely on a can opener). I suppose it won't happen again until the need arises, which will likely be a sad time. But at this site, I'm preaching to the choir. Great flag Cassandra. Posted by: KJ at July 3, 2003 07:42 PMGreat post Scott. Here's a really awesome flag. Thank you Scott! My prayer is that tomorrow, July 4th, 2003, Americans will celebrate, and appreciate the Freedom and Liberty we have in this Great Country of ours, and that someday, the rest of the World, can have the same thing! It's NOT just about Family, fireworks, picnics, and the day off, although, ALL those things are nice too! Posted by: Susan (Red, White, and Blue) Serin-Done at July 3, 2003 08:08 PMGod, that's beautiful Posted by: Andrew Edwards at July 3, 2003 08:25 PMScott, No Words Can Describe How Cool that is! God Bless you Guys - Have a Happy fourth! Grest Flag - Cassandra! Happy Fourth, Dr. Harden Stuhl But Most of All Proud to Be an American! Posted by: Dr. Harden Stuhl at July 3, 2003 08:53 PMFREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM Are we disposed to be of the number of those who, having eyes, see not, and, having ears, hear not, the things, which so nearly concern their temporal salvation? For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth; to know the worst, and to provide for it. Let us not, I beseech you, sir, deceive ourselves. ... Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty HAPPY 4TH Posted by: JP at July 3, 2003 09:22 PMHappy Independence Day! Thanks for that disclaimer - I was worried that the idiotarians out there wouldn't realize that we HAVE soveriegnity, freedom, independence, etc. They would think it's just another extension of our evil VRWC... Posted by: Chris at July 3, 2003 10:23 PM"endowed by their creator" Definition: Endowed - paid in full, paid-up (as in at the cross) Posted by: Jericho at July 3, 2003 10:32 PMMy undergrad is endowed by its alumni. Ok, that was just stupid. Posted by: KJ at July 3, 2003 10:39 PMof those who, endowed indeed....but jericho would it therefore be by God himself Posted by: america at July 3, 2003 11:01 PMGo USA! The USA is the best country in the world (said because it's true, and also to send Frenchman into a tailspin ;) Posted by: Ken Stein at July 3, 2003 11:12 PMHappy 4th Scott and all ya'll ScrapHeaps. Danjo Especially to Chris who is still in Iraq. Stay safe man. Posted by: Danjo at July 3, 2003 11:38 PMI had a friend in 1965 that kept a copy of the Declaration and the Constitution in his field pack. He was always ready to read it to us or let us read it whenever we questioned if what we were doing was worth it. Happy birthday to do the greatest country on earth, I know because I have seen too many of the others. Great flag Cassandra. Tom in Iraq, stay safe and come back to your friends alive. Posted by: Old Sailor at July 4, 2003 12:10 AMCrispus Attucks, the "first martyr of the American Revolution" fired on by British soldiers in Boston on March 5, 1770.
BTW FIRST on the 4th of July!!!! :>) Posted by: Old Sailor at July 4, 2003 12:16 AMGod bless our soldiers and especialy the Greatest Generation. Posted by: gabsboy at July 4, 2003 02:34 AMJuly 4, 1776 / 2003 : for the unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America Merry birthday to you, for this independence On July 4th 1776, the American Congress proclaims the independence of thirteen uniteds colonies of America. The text, prepared by Thomas Jefferson, John Adam and Benjamin Franklin, insists on the notion of personal freedom and condemns the English colonial politics. Our French declaration of human rights and citizen of 1791 is largely based on your declaration of July 4th, 1776... http://edu.cpln.ch/Eleve/Disciplines/Histoire/SuppCours/RevFrancaise.htm friendly to you ! _________________________________________________ Joyeux anniversaire, et bonne fÍte de l’indÈpendance AmÈricaine a vous tous ! Le 4 juillet 1776, le CongrËs amÈricain proclame l'indÈpendance des treize colonies unies d'AmÈrique. Le texte, prÈparÈ par Thomas Jefferson, John Adams et Benjamin Franklin, insiste sur la notion de libertÈ individuelle et condamne la politique coloniale anglaise. RÈpondant ‡ la demande des Insurgents, Louis XVI envoie, dans un premier temps, des volontaires -dont La Fayette. AprËs la dÈfaite anglaise de Saratoga, le 17 octobre 1777, la France s'allie officiellement aux AmÈricains, le 6 fÈvrier 1778. Un traitÈ de commerce et une alliance dÈfensive sont signÈs... notre dÈclaration franÁaise des droits de l’homme et du citoyen de 1791 est en grande partie basÈe AmitiÈs vous tous !
. Good Morning to a ROARING and THUNDERING ----- 4 th of JULY !!!!! . As the founding fathers of the GREATEST and MIGHTIEST country ever known to mankind fought for its freedom, and the subsequent declaration of its independence on July 4, 1776, the UNITED STATES of AMERICA stands PROUDLY and MAJESTICALLY as the world's VANGUARD of FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY!!!!! From the desert of Iraq, to the mountains of Afghanistan, the plains of Europe, and the jungles of Korea ; Like the EAGLE that mightily spreads its wings in the blue sky, this country will SOAR and ROAR to a PROSPEROUS, PEACEFUL, and SUCCESSFUL FUTURE!!!!! .
. Posted by: ARMSTRONGCUI at July 4, 2003 05:16 AMI never realized how deeply attached I had become to the flag until I saw it flying in a foreign country over the entrance to one of our embassies. The "otherness" of being immersed in a culture (Japan) for several months where I did not speak the language, could not read even a street sign and had human contact mostly with business customers wasn't so bad, I thought, until one weekend I passed the US embassy in Tokyo. Only when I walked through customs back in the US several months lated did I feel the same effect - a quickening reminder of the goodness of the "otherness" that it is to be American. The Declaration is a definition of America, and will remain one of the principle documents describing the evolution of humanity. Posted by: Carolinian at July 4, 2003 08:12 AMHow fortunate we are to live in this wonderful country. In spite of our periodic problems and internal strife, this is the greatest place on earth. Posted by: Sooth Sayer at July 4, 2003 08:44 AMLa Fayette I just HAD to address you personally! Your sharing in our celebration of the Freedom and Greatness of this country is VERY touching. (:~}) Thank you SOOO much just for taking the time to do so! It's heartening to know some hearts and hands are yet united from France to America and back. It could be the start of something GOOD (& necessary.) (:~}). God bless you! Posted by: LFCat in Colorado at July 4, 2003 09:25 AM227 years old and it still brings a tear to my eye. I hope that they are handing out copies of this in Iraq, to let the people know how great things can really be. Posted by: Woodstock Willie at July 4, 2003 10:17 AMLFCat in Colorado thank you very much ! I make this by pleasure and also remember, simply and for your knowledge : there is many others French as me, I am not a strangeness of the nature... smile :)(and excuse me for my english) friendly, et que Dieu vous protege aussi... Posted by: La Fayette at July 4, 2003 10:34 AMThose words are beautiful but do they correspond to anything in the real world ? Posted by: Frenchman at July 4, 2003 10:43 AMLa Fayette: thanks for your kind words and for extending the hand of friendship across the Atlantic. God bless you and the people of France. It is appropriate today to remember Gen. LaFayette and our debt to brave Frenchmen who fought for the ideals we share.
Perhaps these words will show one way "these words correspond to anything in the real world": From Lincoln's Gettysburg Address, commemorating our Civil War dead, who died fighting to preserve the ideals set forth in our Declaration of Independence and Constitution, and also to set other men free. "Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty Now we are engaged in a great civil war, We are met on a great battlefield of that war. It is altogether fitting and proper The brave men, living and dead who struggled here have consecrated it It is for us the living rather It is rather for us to be here dedicated AMEN!! Posted by: Old Sailor at July 4, 2003 11:55 AMBravo Scott, and Cassandra! Thank you. Iím truly touched by all of these posts ♥ I donít know if you all have already seen this, but an interesting essay on the 54 signatories of the Declaration by Rush Limbaughís father is here http://rosecity.net/rush/freedom.html (Iíd link it but canít get tag to work for some reason) Happy Independence Day to all of you Scrapplers! WOW FRENCHMAN! You really are jealous, aren't you? PS: So you're having the same problem, Pooke? I tried to put an IMG tag in on my last post (see above) that would show a picture of an American flag (http://www.americanflag.com/images/(580X480)USFlag.jpg), but it doesn't seem to be showing up either. Posted by: Ken Stein at July 4, 2003 01:24 PMThank you cassandra, and congratulates you for your intuition and your intelligence so feminine... ______________________________________________ Les mots sans actions assassinent l'idÈalisme. Cassandra--Queen of Scrapple you are a gem. Thanks for posting the words from that other treasured piece of foundational history....and your everflowing insight, intuition & wisdom (when you're not being the maniacal "batwoman":~} La Fayette I know there are others of your country who extend their hands of friendship like you. You appear a gentle spirit. I can picture you always with a smile of kindness on your face. Your "english" is excused :~} I'm glad, however, your words are not missing from here because of their value. All the rest of y'all: Old Sailor,Carolinian, Pooke, Ken Stein, etc. Your posts are great. Im sharing some of them on the air at a radio station I work for (:~}).[royalties not required since its' non-commercial :~)] Frenchman--- bitterness is a luxury you can not afford. Sorry to see that as a hand of friendship is extended to you. You have your own hand drawn in refusal. (take some cues from La Fayette. he (she?) is certainly a much happier person than you. And I in sincerity echo Cassandras' wish: God bless even you! ************************************************** (just one more:~} "What is freedom? Rightly understood, a universal license to be good." Posted by: LFCat in Colorado at July 4, 2003 04:31 PMThe Treaty of Alliance between France and the United States was concluded at Paris, February 6, 1778 and ratified by Congress May 4, 1778. The treaty provided for a defensive alliance to aid France should England attack, and that neither France nor the United States would make peace with England until the independence of the United States was recognized. The knowledge of the Alliance came to Washington on May Day, 1778. One week later General George Washington issued the following general order:
" You know why they hate you man ..... ez-rider 1969 Posted by: hope at July 4, 2003 10:21 PMThank you LFcat, :-) 1/ There is an American film which you know and which I like very much: Dance with wolves / Kevin Costner. At one time of this film there is meeting between 2 cultures, ( culture of this officer of cavalry and that of Indian first native of United States) for me it’s very interesting this idea of Present and also the humility ...( this is idea of Christ simply) 2/ Yesterday began the TOUR OF FRANCE of cycling (in the daytime of your independence), I wish It’s the French paradox...!
1 / Il y a un film amÈricain que vous connaissez et que j’aime beaucoup : Dance avec les loups / 2 / hier a dÈbutÈ le TOUR DE FRANCE de cyclisme AmitiÈs a vous tous, et vous assure que je n’ai rien d’exceptionnel...soleil !!! La Fayette non mais bordel, t'es en extase l‡, on dirait que tu t'adresses ‡ dieu ou au pËre noel quand tu leur parles tellement c'est mielleux, voir puant. J'ai rien contre toi mais franchement, t'as pas l'impression de trop en faire l‡? et puis sans vouloir casser dans ton trip aux amphËts, les indiens se sont gentiment fait exterminÈs et Lance Amstrong il est bourrÈ aux hormones et aux stÈroÔdes. Posted by: Max at July 5, 2003 06:43 AM
Áa va soigner ton agressivitÈ. Max, you donít seem to get it. It appears to me that LaFayette has an appreciation for the history of our respective countries that you and Frenchman will never have. You cannot seem to understand why, throughout two centuries, people from all over the world risked life and limb to flock to the shores of the United States. Freedom, Max. Freedom from tyrannical aristocracies and communist dictators. Freedom to take responsibility for your own life... to excel and prosper as far as your will and god-given talents will take you. These are principals that men and women in both countries fought and died for. And continue to do so throughout the world! Our founding fathers werenít looking for someone to level the playing field or make things ìfairî or create some socialist utopia. They were simply men longing to be free and to create a government that was limited in its power over its people. That is why, Max even to this day, Cubans, Pakistanis, Iranians, Chineese, Indians, Mexicans, etc. continue to risk their lives to get here. They want to be free, Max. They, unlike you, are wise enough to understand that even with itís flaws, the United States is the greatest country in the world and offers them this opportunity more than any country in the world. Posted by: Bobby at July 5, 2003 10:55 AMOh, and the pot-shot at Lance Armstrong? Have you NO sense of decency? Posted by: Bobby at July 5, 2003 10:56 AMPREACH it Bobby!!. Good stuff!. Touche'! Max--do you actually enjoy being miserably synical, angry, arrogant and hateful? My--ahem--"command" of the French language is basically limted to "por favor" & "merci".........but from what I was able to correctly discern from your post(confirmed by Bobby)--I suspect your favorite response to life itself is: BAH HUMBUG!. I genuinely pity you. Furthermore, have you ever looked in your own heart & asked yourself why the name of God or Christ is so offensive to you, "por favor"? You don't need to answer me... but how about you honestly answer yourself....please spare me any defensive response, too. You will only further expose your divisive nature...As for the "God stuff"...the good news is that even if you don't believe in Him or you simply hate Him...it still doesn't alter or change the fact that He loves (values) you! LaFayette--aaahhh thank you for the reminder of God's "law" of mercy & grace based covenant that was so POWERFULLY paralleled in Dances w/Wolves. I'll have to watch it again now.:~} NOW the "Source" of your meekness and gentle spirit makes sense :~}. Your example convicts me. ***scrapplers: fear not!--I won't be "passin' the offering plate"& nor can my paws really bang the pulpit that loud! (:~}) Posted by: LFCat in the pulpit --"Sermonator" :~}) at July 5, 2003 11:45 AMLafayotte: c'est pas de l'aggressivitÈ, c'est du dÈgout, tu tiens un discours mielleux et "charmeur", comme un valet parle ‡ son roi. Bobby: but what are you talking about? do I say something about freedom or politics or whatever...? LFCat: my english is limited to "bitte" & "thanks". Posted by: Max at July 5, 2003 12:00 PMMax honey! I'm Dutch so I don't speak for absolute certainty here but I belive "bitte" is German--??. Are you certain you didnt mean BITTER? Posted by: LFCat in Colorado at July 5, 2003 12:07 PM
bravo bobby ! _______________________________________ max donne nous des preuves a tes accusations en ce qui me concerne et comme …PICT»TE, je te sache aussi que mon message "mielleux" et de "lËche" est trop complexe pour ton petit esprit, et que je vais pas me justifier devant toi
Jean de LA BRUY»RE / Les CaractËres ------------------------------------------------ si t'as peur que je casse ton commerce de tour eiffel en plastique... enfin, fais comme tu veux mais personnellement j'ai du mal ‡ employer un ton condescendant avec les gens de ce forum. en France il a 15% de gens comme eux, et c'est dÈj‡ 15% de trop. Au contraire, je suis plutot l‡ pour dÈfendre l'idÈe que le monde n'est pas forcÈment celui qu'on leur montre, et le tout sans avoir peur de me faire traiter d'anti patriote (je fais rÈfÈrence aux antiBush, soit plus de 50% des AmÈricains...) alors si tes 90% d'interet valent plus que tes 10% de lËche, amuse toi bien et bonne chance. Posted by: Max at July 5, 2003 12:25 PMMax: The "anti-Bush" is not more than 50% of Americans. His approval ratings are currently hovering in the 60-70% area. You are, no doubt, referring to the results of the 2000 election. Even if Gore had a slight majority in the popular vote (which is, incidentally, not a settled issue by any means), quite a lot has happened since then. Posted by: Ofc Krupke at July 5, 2003 01:41 PMmon pauvre max je crois effectivement puis ce que tu me vois comme un commerÁant et un bonimenteur de tour eiffel que nous avons pas grand choses en je crois que dans la VIE il faut savoir Ècouter les AUTRES,( et pas uniquement les etats qui es tu pour juger de ceci ? j'ai tres certainement l'age d'Ítre ton pËre et je peux t'assurer que tu sais rien ou pas grand choses de la vie, et sans vouloir etre vieux jeu...car j'ai le sentiment d'etre plus jeune sache que tu n'as pas a penser que tu es si superieur en ayant a l'idÈe de "ta bonne parole" je trouve ceci infiniment stupide de prÈtentions. pour ma part je ne dÈfend pas les etats unis, ils ont pas besoin de moi pour Áa / tu piges ! je suis venu pour donner un autre ton et une autre en ce qui concerne Frenchman, il a pour sa part fort bien compris mon idÈe de base et il est un je te salue bien bas. La Fayette ps : j'ai toujours pas les preuves de tes accusations en ce qui concerne Armstrong !!! __________________________________________________
Victor HUGO LFC: Aw, I wanted to get rich off my ScrappleFace posts! Just kidding, if you want to, you can air any of 'em, so long as you don't pull any Michael Moore tricks on them (in Bowling for Columbine, he used a lot of cut-and-paste to make Charleston Heston say things he never said, at times he didn't say it) Max: How about some English? If you want me to reply to any of your posts, you gotta post in a language I can understand. Not that you want another person poking (or pookeing) holes in your arguments. Posted by: Ken Stein at July 5, 2003 01:53 PMKen Stein REST assured. I used the posts verbatim. Nothing added...nothing taken away.(:~}). If I REMOTELY suspected you were serious re: the "Michael Moore of nothing to say" comment....well....I'd be insulted..but I know you are merely --ahem---POOKEING fun at me! MUHAHAHAHA.(:~})( could NOT resist pookeing some fun myself...:~}{is it illegal to crack up one's self? :~}) Won't Mr. Moore cry and sigh when "Farenheit 911"'s what he feels backflashing in his face when his proposed flopumentary backfires on him? Poor, pitiful king of delusion that he is..... for Lafayette: je ne dÈfends pas le monde, j'essaye juste de faire rÈflÈchir ces personnes sur leur idÈes politiques et sur leur propre image, on appelle Áa un dÈbat. "et sans critiquer ou dÈtruire le travail des autres comme tu le fais sur un air de superioritÈ et d'arrogance typiquement franÁais." d'une part je ne dÈtruis rien, d'autre part la critique est le fondement mÍme de la dÈmocratie (ca doit etre pour Áa qu'ils la supportent mal) For the others: For LC Cat: --->'My--ahem--"command" of the French language is basically limted to "por favor" & "merci" ' LCCat sweety, 'bitte' is german, yes, but 'por favor' is spanish, not french :) Posted by: Max at July 5, 2003 04:01 PMoops! My bad, Max!!... I realize you're most definitely right!. I jest wish all them dang furrners would just go back to their respektive kuntries en KWIT mixxin' up all our tawken!!. They're all cornfuzing de daylights outta me en I kent keep my uffishull langwedge of the united nayshuns strayt! I bet it was a bit (or bitte? tee hee) of a delight for you to get to point out my goof! :~})... Egg on my face, Max...as they say here in this country you are "bitter" toward (:~}).. Will I make my mistake right by you if I go to the bakery and buy a croissant to go with the egg on my face?--or would I need to buy a tortilla? (:~}) Oh and Max honey! It's LFC not LCC...so are we 1 for 2 now? (:~})....( really!.i'm just playing--it's a nice change in the sometimes tense "scrapplesphere") P.S. would you like proof of WMD in Irak or Iraq?......pah dum ching--played on a makeshift cymbal once used as an Hor D'oeuvres tray :~}) Posted by: Senorita' LFCat chasing esCargot's in Colorado at July 5, 2003 04:35 PMHe's a clueless liberal. He'll blame everyone but himself when his new flopumentary (very funny!) flops. It'll be our fault for being 'mean-spirited'. Posted by: Ken Stein at July 5, 2003 04:45 PM(Nov. 2003) SHAME ON YOU MR STEIN!...SHAME ON YOU YOU MEAN SPIRITED FICTITIOUS SCRAPPLER! **(note to audience from technical crew: duck the spit!) Posted by: LFCat in CO futuristically quoting Mr. Moore at July 5, 2003 05:02 PM"When in the course of human events..." I wonder if PETA has ever complained about the specieism. Posted by: Stefan Sharkansky at July 5, 2003 08:26 PM
"je ne dÈfends pas le monde, j'essaye juste de faire rÈflÈchir ces personnes sur leur idÈes politiques et sur leur propre image" dixit personnellement j'ai nul besoin de tes idÈes pour reflechir correctement, et je deteste les agressifs hysteriques dans ton genre. essaye de faire travailler ta petite tÍte ton cinema va le faire au americains, pas a moi ! ps : il est mielleux mon message !!!?? (rires) "essaye de faire travailler ta petite tÍte pour ta premiËre citation, je rÈpondais juste au gentil message prÈcedent qui disait "Paris is a jungle of losers", c'est une joute verbale, mais j'avoue avoir exagÈrÈ, il n'y en a que 60%... et puis mon "J'aime l'amÈrique", je le confirme, ce que je n'aime pas c'est le gouvernement amÈricain, tout simplement parcequ'on ne peut pas faire confiance ‡ un gars qui a comme (seul) livre de chevet la bible, on ne peut pas faire confiance ‡ un gouvernement qui dit avoir trouvÈ des armes, qui lance une guerre ‡ cause de ce prÈtexte, et qui finalement n'en trouve pas, on ne peut pas faire confiance ‡ un gouvernement qui fait la guerre au monde parceque tel ou tel pays n'est pas exactement formatÈ comme ils l'entendent ...etc etc ne t'inquiËte pas, ton discours mielleux n'est pas si original que Áa, les Vichystes avaient le mÍme avec Hitler et ses petits potes, ils y avaient eux aussi leurs intÍrets, mais en attendant, des trains partaient la pologne. Posted by: Max at July 6, 2003 07:12 AMdes trains partaient _vers_ la pologne. Posted by: Max at July 6, 2003 08:19 AMExcuse me Max for having treated you as idiot, no Your fixation and your rÈpetition on the same subject Nazis = America me has this analysis, and I wish you to be quickly cured. excuse moi Max de t'avoir traitÈ d'idiot, non ta fixation et ta rÈpetition sur le mÍme sujet bye ps : mon conseil / va prendre l'air !!! Posted by: La Fayette at July 6, 2003 08:24 AMbon Ècoute, tu comprends rien ‡ rien j'ai jamais aimÈ discuter avec les vÈgÈtaux alors ++ bisous Posted by: Max at July 6, 2003 10:00 AMfor the others, i'm not saying that usa = nazi, i'm saying that Lafayette act like collaborationists, not with the same ideas, but with the same methods. Posted by: Max at July 6, 2003 10:05 AMI lived overseas in Spain. Great people by the way. Never thought much about my Americanism until I went with my family to the airport to meet the President on a visit. When the band struck up the National Anthem I found myself crying. It was so startling to me that I would react this way since I didn't feel particularly homesick. I will never forget that feeling. Posted by: Mikey at July 6, 2003 03:59 PMGood evening mikey, But I believe that it is necessary to be internationalist (not in the sense of the communist song !!) and not nationalist, bye friend ;) ps : in Spain : Madrid ??? Barcelona ??? _________________________________________________ mais je crois qu'il faut Ítre internationaliste Greetings old friends (Yikes - unintentional possible country music song line above!) I'm told by a friend who visited France over the holiday that restaurants in the small town where he stopped offered free food and drink to Americans on the fourth. In some ways small town France is not so different from small town America. But likewise their are vocal anti-Americans in both countries. But what a sad Holiday this must have been for the pathetic Americans who were dismayed utterly by America's recent military success; the sad lot who cheer in silence each time an American soldier is gunned down from behind by a Ba'athist coward because it might result in another vote against George Bush next year. Do you suppose that like the Grinch on Christmas they must be feeling quite stunned to see celebration on this great day? Do you think that like Max or Frenchman they are incapable of understanding greatness of purpose or clarity of vision? Do they sit in darkened homes and rage silently at the foolishness of those of us who celebrate freedom? While the rest of us picnic and swim and boat and do the thousand other things that make mid-summer great (thank our founding fathers for not signing on the 4th of February); or simply gather together as families or larger communities to enjoy the freedom bought by the sacrifice of Americans through the years, that while we do those life- affirming things others gnash their teeth in silent rage at their own impotence to ever stop the tide of the on-going American revolution? How nice they can post comments on ScrappleFace. That's the freedom even they have; bought and paid for by Soldiers, Sailors, Marines, and Airmen around the world through the last 230 years. A belated happy fourth, ScrappleFans. And here's my gift to you. (Right click and open in new window, bitte.) Posted by: Greyhawk at July 7, 2003 06:35 AMActually the founding father came to America to be able to worship God as they believed it was right, and to escape religious oppression that was very prevalent in europe during that time. However now we are busy doing the same, we dont allow our kids to pray in school, but as an improvement we have metal detectors in place. Also we rule that the phrase "One nation under GOD" is unconstitutional (whatever loony judge decided that!), and in the same time are ignorant that the constitution was derived from the laws of God. You can say about Bush what you want, but at least he doesnt allow this stuff to continue and does all he can to stop these "law"makers from deteriorating the spirit of the constitution any further. Mon cher Marquis, Autant je desapprouve Max sur la forme (parfois inelegante) et le manque de nuance dans sa critique, autant je l' approuve sur le fond dans les grandes lignes de la critique qu'il fait de vos propos.
Comme les Francais au temps des colonies, "on" leur raconte beaucoup de belles histoires pleines de bons sentiments. "Freedom", "Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite" C'est tres joli, mais les faits sont durs a dissimuler sous les flots des discours patriotiques et des grands mots qui font plaisir. Tout cela pour dire que les Etatsuniens me semblent avoir du mal a voir le reel et preferent s'enivrer de bons sentiments. Bien cordialement, Posted by: Frenchman at July 7, 2003 10:49 AM quand l'AmÈrique a un problËme, elle bombarde quelque chose et quelqu'un, et dessine une Histoire dont ressort une morale : il y a les AmÈricains et il y a les autres, dont la vie mÍme n'a pas une grande importance. Posted by: Frenchman at July 7, 2003 11:16 AMThe inspiration for the Constitution was (among others) the Magna Carta, and has little or nothing to do with the 10 Commandments. I've read them both, and I can't see the parallels. As we rapidly approach July 15th, let us remember La Fayette, let us remember the Resistance, let us remember the good people of France who have never forgotten that our two contries were born side by side in blood and fire. Viva la France. Viva la Belle Republique. (forgive my complete lack of knowledge of the French language) Posted by: some random guy at July 7, 2003 12:47 PMBut SRG, the founding fathers did read and quote Blackstone, who wrote much on canon law. There is a lot more to Jewish law than just the Big Ten, and that was much of the basis of our law. Separation of powers, individual rights, and so forth are certainly man made workings of government, but our very idea of government and the rule of law, and so much of it's detail, is from God. Posted by: M. Upton at July 7, 2003 01:48 PM
10 days after you !! ;) ;) _______________________________________________ mon cher FRENCHMAN, merci pour votre remarque et je vous confirme que je ne trouve pas ce qu'il y a de mal de souhaiter la victoire d'un coureur americain sur le tour de france...? pourquoi ? / parce que pour moi sans faire du “cirage de pompes” aux americains mais si un franÁais gagne ce tour 2003 j’en serais hyper ravi, croyez moi... je vous assure que c’est pas pour faire plaisir a certains americains que j’ai dÈcidÈ personne n’est parfait, moi non plus ! Ne carricaturez pas les Americains comme de grands enfants irresponsables, c’est d’apres vous en souhaitant bonne lecture, et bien cordialement a vous. La Fayette Abas! I got the date wrong! Must disagree. All government and law is the creation of people. Simple beginnings, the rules for living together in a group, helping each others, watching each other's backs, protecting the children. je ne vois pas en quoi mes propos sont si violents que Áa, c'Ètait une faÁon de stopper LaFayotte dans son extase huluberluesque, bref, la prochaine fois j'enverrai des bombes Áa sera plus ÈlÈgant et beaucoup plus propre. Le fait est que sur le fond et la forme je suis complËtement d'accord avec Frenchman. And for Greyhawk, "bitte" is to english what "por favor"(dixit LFCat) is to french. ++ Posted by: Max at July 7, 2003 04:13 PMMax...and YOU got that "revelation" about bitte being German from ME because YOU had said it was one of 2 words you "knew" in ENGLISH...or was that Iraki....err...uh....at least ya got the LFC right this time, WOW...I'm whelmed.:~} Are you substitute teacher today or playing the principal? Posted by: LFCat in Colorado at July 7, 2003 04:27 PM"je ne vois pas en quoi mes propos sont si violents que Áa" dixit ta prose. alors il faut apprendre a lire avant d'essayer tu sais, ( tu as remarquÈ que je te tutoie contrairement a frenchman, c'est a cause de mon allez gros dodo ! ´ Un homme d'esprit dit une chose sans y penser ; un sot la dit sans la penser. ª
essaye de ne pas Ítre trop vulgaire avec elle simplement c'est une femme, et tu connais la rÈputation d'elegance des franÁais dans ce Different document, same spirit: Provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare,secure the blessings of Liberty... All else is vanity and vexation, sound and fury signifying nothing. LFCat, ok ok you're right..i don't care. Lafayette laisse tomber aussi, en fait j'en ai strictement rien ‡ faire de tout Áa. Do what you want (as usual), you're right, kill, burn, pollute, destroy, you're wise, intelligent, beautiful, the other are too stupid for you, kill them all ,I don't care :) Kisses. Posted by: Max at July 7, 2003 07:03 PMDear All, Always resorting to the “lyrical and noble” self-righteous rhetoric to avoid to talk about what the USA is actually doing in the real world is childish. Please save the "noble rhetoric" speeches for the kids in elementary school. We are not impressed.
Mon cher Marquis, La lune fut conquise par les savants nazis que les Etatsuniens ont recuperes en 1945. Quant ‡ inventer l'ÈlectricitÈ, je pense que vous faites allusion ‡ Edison. Son intelligence, incontestable, n'Ètait apparemment pas contagieuse si j'en juge par le niveau culturel de ce forum. Avez vous remarquÈ que les references de nos amis sont quasiment toujours extraites de leurs stupides films de cinema ‡ gros budget ? Les Etasuniens sont connus pour ne pas etre trËs "bookish" mais les notres battent tous les records ! Cordialement, Posted by: Frenchman at July 8, 2003 10:52 AMFrenchman: Yes, we Americans are a silly people, far below the level of sophistication you exemplify. You, on the other hand, document each of your points with references to great works of literary and philosophical thought? Such as CNN (Credibility Not Needed) links? Or perhaps the brilliantly worded and unimpeachably sourced: THERE ARE NO WMD's My dear Frenchman, excuse me for my English, because I will answer in this language by respect 1/ Effectively VON BRAUN program apollo / was German but not Nazi, or then EINSTEIN was Nazi too...!!! 2 / yes it’s well EDISON which I thought, and I have not really appreciate your allusions on With regard to their films, me I like very much !!! ( I have see the Green Mile with
cordialement et bonne soirÈe. Posted by: La Fayette at July 8, 2003 12:07 PMOkay Frenchman, let's talk about what the US is doing in the real world US Aid -Congo Basin Forest Partnership -Global Fund to Fight AIDS, TB and Malaria -Water for the Poor Initiative New Proposal: $15billion World Food Program Relief Web (UN) Unicef I can continue if you like, but you get the gist, Oui? as you say, Cordialement, Posted by: Bobby at July 8, 2003 01:13 PMgood evening Cassandra, bonsoir Cassandra, vous avez raison de vous Ènerver, mais il fait Áa pour cela... ;):~}bye Posted by: La Fayette at July 8, 2003 01:23 PMparait qu'ils font des remises sur les cours d'anglais ces temps-ci. Posted by: Max at July 8, 2003 01:44 PMEdison? Bah!!! Phooey on Edison! His only real talent was self-promotion and patenting others work in his name. Nikola Tesla is the man. And as for poorly scripted, badly directed movies...Try "Voyage to the Moon" by Milliere (sp?). (gotta confess: I love hack Sci-Fi movies just as much as the good stuff. They're a hoot!) Anyone seen "Alphaville"? Posted by: Cassandra at July 8, 2003 02:38 PMNo, but I just googled it and read a review and a quotes page. Looks interesting. I've heard that 'Plan 9 from outer space' is known as the worst movie of all time. Tesla was a little wierd. He liked pigeons a lot (kept them as pets), and used something like 21 napkins every time he ate. You know, like Howard Hughes. But he came up with lots of cool inventions (the Tesla coil, fluorescent lights, AC electric power, polyphase AC electric power, the 'skin effect', and a small oscillator that could knock buildings down, as well as many inventions that we still don't understand.) I read that he could simulate things in his head, and thus invent things without ever writing down the intermediate steps or building prototypes. Edison liked DC power rather than AC. You can see how far he got, since no one has DC outlets in their houses. Edison also thought it was crazy that people would put power lines on telephone poles. He did come up with a very minor invention though: The light bulb. Posted by: Ken Stein at July 8, 2003 04:20 PM
http://www.onnouscachetout.com/themes/technologie/tesla.php par contre je vous precise que c'est l'allemand Otto de Guericke qui invente une machine pouvant engendrer de l'ÈlectricitÈ par le frottement en 1660 mais malheureusement restera au stade _________________________________________________ LE VOYAGE DANS LA LUNE / Voyage to the Moon c'est un des premiers films franÁais et du monde, _________________________________________________ to cassandra :Anyone seen "Alphaville"? oui cassandra j'ai vu ce film il y a bien longtemps / le scenario est tres interessant je n'aime pas beaucoup le "cinema" de Jean Luc GODART...brrrr excusez moi de vous ecrire en franÁais, je suis amitiÈs et bien a vous tous Posted by: La Fayette at July 8, 2003 04:23 PMDon't forget radio, the tunable circuit, remote control, the basic technology behind the transistor, the AND logic-gate, and about 80 or 90 other patents. Marconi was a thief. See the 1947 Supreme Court decision. The oscillator was fun. He started a small earthquake in NY with it. And even though he ran out of money and had to abandon the Wardenclyffe Tower unfinished, it took the demolision crews three tries and lots of dynamite to knock it down. And no metal was used in the construction. But he was a serious nut-case. He was afraid of spherical objects and human hair. He had to polish his plates and silverware with 18 napkins before he could eat. He never ordered dishes that were on the menu, and he had to calculate the volume of each bite. Wonder if he ever got his death-ray to work. Margaret Cheney wrote a good biography. I still maintain that the best rocket scientists were and are germans. It is to be noted that the atom scientists of the US war program were talking between them in Hungarian. The electrical engineer, and scientist Nikola Tesla was born on July 1856 in Smiljan, Lika (Austria-Hungary). Cordialement, After the war,von Braun and 126 other key German rocket scientists accepted an offer to work on rocket developments in the United States. http://www.nationalaviation.org/museum_enshrinee.asp?eraid=6&enshrineeid;=419 And as to being a nazi, this is a very dialectical question when we known what happened in Pennemunde. Posted by: Frenchman at July 9, 2003 06:48 AMDear Bobby, Loans ALWAYS come with strings. They are not innocent gifts. "You receive my money and then you have to obey me !" When you receive my loan, I could "perhaps" then ask you "kindly" to import my Genetically Modified JUNK FOOD or my weapons and to pay them with the money I just lent you ! And you have no choice ! And when you are an International Organization, you then could too be kindly asked to shut up and obey. Cordialement, PS: Even the Marshall Plan came with strings... Posted by: Frenchman at July 9, 2003 08:08 AMDear Cassandra, THERE ARE NO WMD. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3051963.stm Cordialement, Posted by: Frenchman at July 9, 2003 08:25 AMI believe Fermi spoke with an Italian accent, and Oppenheimer was German. And the two real rocket pioneers were an American (Goddard) and a Russian (Tsolitovski). Posted by: some random guy at July 9, 2003 09:17 AMAnd the two real rocket pioneers were an American (Goddard) and a Russian (Tsolitovski) / dixit excuse me some random guy, but you have not really reason... the FIRST rocket classic of humanities is Chinese ( 17 century ), and in 1250 ( the marco polo's travel ) he explains what the Chinese use the gunpowder ! bien amicalement a vous ! Dear some random guy, 1)Real Science is always far more complicated than nationalistic propaganda. Science is a collective and international work. http://www.spaceline.org/rockethistory.html 2)Highly skilled (often imported) scientists working in the US do not give any information on the level of education of the average US citizen. 3)What about the vicarious pride for scientific achievements in which you didn't ever personnally take part ? 4)Do you remember that Gallo ("US" scientist) tried to usurp the discovery of Montagnier ("French" scientist) about AIDS because they exchanged information as it is usually done in the International Scientific Community (NIH 1994)?
Frenchman: Your arguments are not supported by the facts or by logic. re: When you receive my loan, I could "perhaps" then ask you "kindly" to import my Genetically Modified JUNK FOOD or my weapons and to pay them with the money I just lent you ! And you have no choice !
re: And when you are an International Organization, you then could too be kindly asked to shut up and obey. ***Let's see... the US bankrolls most of the UN, but last time I checked, they didn't roll on Iraq. You can ask for cooperation, you can apply pressure (as both the US and France did when asking other nations to support their positions). You cannot compel cooperation. Again, there is always a choice involved. I believe France made that choice. Unfortunately, they then have complained vociferously about the consequences of that choice (which is their option), but the fact that they chose to oppose us proves that there is indeed choice involved. To assert otherwise is dishonest. Your other post requires more time to answer than I have at present, however... ...to quote an American movie character (which I have never done before, and do now only to poke a bit of fun at your remark that Americans have no culture and are reduced to quoting stupid movies to support their arguments)... "I'll be back" The Terminator Posted by: Cassandra at July 9, 2003 01:26 PM
pas terrible frenchman, pas terrible :( :( ( c'est idiot car vous gachez par ce genre de faÁons de faire des trucs interessants...je ne Bush is right, you will find soon the WMD. Posted by: Max at July 9, 2003 03:25 PMLa Fayette: I'm sorry - I did not understand most of your comment (above). pas terrible frenchman, pas terrible :( :( **Is this: "not a terrible frenchman, but a terrible person?" ( c'est idiot car vous gachez par ce genre de faÁons de faire des trucs interessants...je ne ***It is stupid to waste time arguing or being angry at frenchman? Or did I miss the point? Sorry - my French is not very good :) One of many areas in which I am ignorant.
the first paragraph it's for you, and the remainder of the precedent message being for him. _______________________________________
( c'est idiot car vous gachez par ce genre de faÁons de faire des trucs interessants...je ne
for cassandra : I want say to frenchman my deception, following its message concerning your president. the expression in french "pas terrible" wanting to express a desaprobation...you understand ? you are not "idiot" cassandra, because they are very difficults expressions of the French language for a foreigner(you do not worry, because he understood my message.) friendly et amitiÈs a vous cassandre prophetesse... ;) :) excuse me !!!
Even in french it is difficult to understand Lafayotte, this is surely due to his alcohol and drugs abuse. Posted by: Max at July 9, 2003 04:46 PMThe Americans did find the WMDs Max. It is you and the Frenchman. I think it stands for Wankers of Meddlesome Duplicity. Now you Yanks know what we Brits have to put up with. Have a nice Holiday America - no hard feelings. Posted by: Hello from England at July 9, 2003 10:40 PMbonjour DUCON LAJOIE alias Max ( d'ailleurs je vais desormais t'appeller ainsi c'est mieux que j'ai trouvÈ en lisant ce matin les infos un copain a toi... "Un hacker de 17 ans arrÍtÈ pour avoir piratÈ plus de 2000 sites internet. suite a lire ! _________________________________________________ moi, je trouve que tu ressembles parfaitement ps : effectivement je me drogue au Nutella ! (rires) La Fayette toujours en guerre contre vous !!! Posted by: La Fayette at July 10, 2003 03:29 AMhttp://infos.aol.fr/info/ADepeche?id=175703&cat;_id=5 Posted by: La Fayette at July 10, 2003 03:31 AMLIAR The American HeritageÆ Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Published by the Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved. I do not think that it is an insult. Politicians and even Statemen are lying. It is their job. Their fellow citizens can then tolerate it or not... Cordialemment, PS: Chirac included ;-) Mon cher Marquis, Je suis irrite parfois parce que j'ai l'impression que les posters de Scrappleface n'admettent la satire que quand ils sont "du cotÈ du manche". Il est evident que, moi aussi, j'exagere par moments. J'adore me servir de l'Èducation ÈlevÈe que j'ai eu la chance de recevoir comme d'une arme de contre propagande. La Haute Culture et en particulier la Haute Culture FranÁaise sont menacÈes par la SOUS Culture de masse venue des USA. Disney et Mac Donald et leur cortege de mediocritÈ sont consideres comme un reel danger par ceux qui, comme moi, pensent qu'il n'y a pas de democratie possible sans Èlecteurs eclairÈs et donc eduquÈs. Cordialement, Posted by: Frenchman at July 10, 2003 04:39 AM"La Haute Culture et en particulier la Haute Culture FranÁaise sont menacÈes par la SOUS Culture de masse venue des USA. Disney et Mac Donald et leur cortege de mediocritÈ sont consideres comme un reel danger par ceux qui, comme moi, pensent qu'il n'y a pas de democratie possible sans Èlecteurs eclairÈs et donc eduquÈs."
en ce qui concerne la "haute" culture franÁaise, vous savez, moi contrairement a vous je n'ai pas c'est pour cette raison que je raisonne differement. Moi, contrairement a vous j'adore Disney ( mÍme je pense que la culture est faite pour toute il n'existe pas de haute culture ou de basse culture croyez moi, et si Michelangelo vous bien cordialement a vous ! Mon Cher Marquis, Par "Haute Culture", je fais reference ‡ l'Humanisme, ‡ la Culture Classique Europeenne Greco-Latine et Judeo-Chretienne enrichie par le passage des siecles et par les apports des Grands Penseurs du monde entier. Cette Culture n'a pas de valeur "en soi" mais prend de la valeur par la QUALITE de son contenu. Elle est utile pour comprendre la vie, le Monde et ses mensonges. ELLE AIDE A VIVRE. Nous sommes dans la dialectique de la QualitÈ contre la QuantitÈ. La Culture Americaine est facile, superficielle, pur divertissement sans profondeur et n'aide pas ‡ comprendre la vie. C'est un peu la difference que je fais entre le cinema Americain "facile et divertissant" et le cinema FranÁais "difficile et enrichissant pour le spectateur". La Culture Classique n'est PAS reservee a une elite mais elle demande un effort et du travail. Elle se merite. Je souhaite ‡ TOUS d'y acceder. Cela en vaut la peine et les efforts. Cordialement, Posted by: Frenchman at July 10, 2003 08:06 AMPardon, I should have said "liquid-fueled rockets." The solid fueled types have indeed been around for centuries. As for my "nationalistic pride" Tsolitovski was Russian. I am not. As for the vicarious pride, your #3, kindly read your #4. You seem proud of Dr. Montagnier. Also, many of the imported scientists are here because this is where they were educated, and there are no opportunities to practice their science in their home countries. They lack the high-tech infrastructure.
"Par "Haute Culture", je fais reference ‡ l'Humanisme, ‡ la Culture Classique Europeenne Greco-Latine et Judeo-Chretienne enrichie par le passage des siecles et par les apports des Grands Penseurs du monde entier." dixit
et ils ne sont pas d'apres moi en mÈpris et donc je comprend toujours mal votre analyse ? cordialement a vous Posted by: La Fayette at July 10, 2003 10:29 AMOkay, I have given up on freetranslations.com. It's become too cumbersome and not accurate enough to try to follow this. Frenchman, thank you for your concern for my people. If you visit one of my casinos, I will surely comp you with a cocktail. Posted by: Native American at July 10, 2003 12:10 PMDear Some Random Guy, I am French, I am wearing glasses, I have five fingers on each hand. Am I supposed to take pride in the accomplishments of all French people and also of all people wearing glasses and also of all people with five fingers on each hand ? Cordialement, Mon Cher Marquis, Comme je disais ci-dessus, je pense que la Culture Americaine facile, superficielle, pur divertissement sans profondeur n'aide pas ‡ comprendre la Vie et le Monde. C'est en cela que je l'oppose fondamentalement ‡ la Culture Humaniste difficile d'acces mais au combien plus riche. J'espere me tromper mais rien ni personne pour l'instant ne me le demontre. Cordialement Encore, c'est la meme difference que je fais entre le cinema Americain "facile et divertissant" et le cinema FranÁais "difficile et enrichissant pour le spectateur". Cordialement, Posted by: Frenchman at July 10, 2003 12:38 PM
(effectively I have speak of your people with the splendid film / Dance with wolves) If , it’s me I like very much your beautiful culture and thank you very much. you are Cherokee or Navajo or .......?? friendly to you !!! ________________________________________________ "C'est en cela que je l'oppose fondamentalement ‡ la Culture Humaniste difficile d'acces mais au
´ Il se forme une piËtre opinion de la culture celui qui croit qu'elle repose sur la mÈmoire des Est-il capable des mÍmes dÈmarchent de l'esprit ? ª Antoine de SAINT-EXUP…RY / Terre des hommes Posted by: La Fayette at July 10, 2003 01:29 PMMon cher Marquis, Cet article en Anglais sur Harry Potter est dans la ligne de ce que je pense du modele culturel actuel. Erzatz de culture n'est pas culture veritable. http://books.guardian.co.uk/news/articles/0,6109,995894,00.html Cordialement, Posted by: Frenchman at July 11, 2003 05:20 AM
je suis un peu de votre avis sur l'idÈe d'erzatz en ce qui concerne le dernier album de Madame J.K Rowling et le coup publicitaire mÈdiatique derriere cette sortie... Mais, je crois aussi que la crÈation de HARRY Mais l'ancienne chomeuse JK Rowling, a bien bien cordialement, et mille excuses a vous pour ;)
max and frenchman Frenchman YOU have WMD's and you use them unashamedly and extensively (ad nauseum)....! Websters Massive Dictionary!... Posted by: LFCat in Colorado at July 11, 2003 01:06 PMFrenchman: Guess what? We invented the Internet (someone here did, anyways - it wasn't Al Gore though), and since you seem to dislike everything American, I hereby kick you off the Internet! It's an eeeeevil imperialist warmongering conspiracy to get information to people who just want to believe the liberal media (a redundancy, if I ever heard one.) Posted by: Ken Stein at July 12, 2003 06:22 PMhello ken, good morning ! "Frenchman: Guess what? We invented the Internet" the internet invention / the first name it's Arpanet...for US army ? bye Dear Ken Sten, "We invented the Internet. (someone here did, anyways )" Once again, what about the vicarious pride for scientific achievements in which you didn't ever personnally take part ? Am I supposed to take pride in the accomplishments of my neighbour because we are neighbours ? It does not make sense. Cordialement Posted by: Frenchman at July 14, 2003 10:54 AMActually, it was DARPAnet. And it's called pride in one's country, not 'vicarious pride for scientific achievements in which you didn't ever personnally take part'. And by the way, that was intended as a joke. I can no more kick you off the internet than I can fly to Mars, unfortunately. Posted by: Ken Stein at July 14, 2003 11:05 PMActually, it was DARPAnet. / dixit
friendly :) Part I: The history of ARPA leading up to the ARPANET http://www.dei.isep.ipp.pt/docs/arpa--1.html Dear Frenchman, Question: "Am I supposed to take pride in the accomplishments of my neighbour because we are neighbours"? Answer: It's up to you! I do believe you need something to be proud of! We don't feel ashamed of you because of your lack of acomplishments! "But he was a serious nut-case. He was afraid of spherical objects and human hair. He had to polish his plates and silverware with 18 napkins before he could eat. He never ordered dishes that were on the menu, and he had to calculate the volume of each bite. I hadn't heard about the spherical objects or hair. Didn't he just calculate the volume for fun? That's what the bio I read said. "Wonder if he ever got his death-ray to work." - SRG The biography I read said that the 'death ray' that he told his last hotel to keep as payment was just an old piece of electronics lab equipment. Are you talking about the lightbulb-like laser thingy he built? It was center electrode (made of diamond, I think) in a silvered, evacuated glass globe. If you made a small hole in the silver coating and connected the center electrode up to a very high-frequency oscillator, it would emit an intense beam of light from the hole in the reflector. Posted by: Ken Stein at July 15, 2003 02:02 PM |
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