I am first

In an effort to appeal to a younger, more hip audience, Mr. Greenspan has agreed to conduct the entire interview program in a rap/hip hop format. "Everyone should be able to get jiggy on the economy..."

In a not so suprising move, Senator Rick Santorum blasted greenspan, who used the word Homies... apparently it was to close to the word Homos for the senators liking

Hey I can put two articles together.

Ther are no WMD(wacky Maoist Demagauges)

Wait, does this mean that those who haven't studied economics are currently not able to discuss these principles intelligently?!

LPB

Where are the WMD?
Where are the WMD?

In thousands of dead Iraqis, and secreted away in many different underground bunkers, you morons!

Economics,
smeckanomics
bring on the dancing girls
oops...I meant
bring on the WMD

Leaves me out of the discussion. I only know how to build things, and break stuff.

LPB:
re: Wait, does this mean that those who haven't studied economics are currently not able to discuss these principles intelligently?!

***Yes. :)

Mr. Greenspan will conduct the entire three-hour broadcast from his bathtub...There are no plans for a television version of the show.

***Darn - for a minute I was almost overcome by a fit of irrational exuberance...

Cass

Hmmm, for the first time in my career, that economics degree may come in handy. Then again, maybe not :)

I wonder if this is a secret (insert your favorite cabal here) plot to get rid of Greenspan by placing electrical equipment so close to his bathtub.

LPB

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

As part of his ongoing effort to bring economic theory to the common man, Chairman Greenspan issued the following statement from his bathtub:

"Yo Peeps -
I'm the Emperor of Econ
The King of Keynes.
Forty US Presidents
Be relyin' on my brains.

I'm a brotha to Ayn Rand
(Don't like to grandstand)
But I'm the keeper of my man
Smith's Invisible Hand.

Monetary policy - it ain't nothin' to me
The Fed's rates, they all be set by me
I'm a hottie, can't you homies see?
Y'all know your ho's all be wanting me.

I hear Jack Kemp
Talking 'bout supply-side.
Got his back - I'll be
Catchin' him on the flip side.
Got to tighten up that money supply-
Don't want the economy
Caught in no drive-by."

Economic analysis say this may be the most conclusive proof to date that white men shouldn't be allowed to rap.

Economic ANALYSTS.... I thought I was safe after having proofed the rap part.

Wow, who knew that rap could be so enlightening.

After polling audience results, PBS decided to shift its entire programing to rap based dialogue and scatter shots of old men in bath tubs throughout its shows. This week the McGlauglin group will broadcast from a hot tub in Watts. Next week it will be Big Bird and his muppet posse throwing down old school

Don't knock rap, there's a story of a calclueless teacher in our area rapping the different integration techniques...

Cass, what to do with Eminem, if white men shouldn't rap?

LPB

Shoot him? (I guess you can tell I'm not a fan)

re: PBS decided to shift its entire programing to rap based dialogue and scatter shots of old men in bath tubs throughout its shows. This week the McGlauglin group will broadcast from a hot tub in Watts. Next week it will be Big Bird and his muppet posse throwing down old school

That ought to get those pledge dollars rolling in...

That seems like a drastic solution for a minor annoyance. Now shooting people who blast Eminem in their cars, that's a different story :)

LPB

The mental image of McLaughlin saying, "WRONG!" from his bathtub will haunt me for decades to come. I may never be able to take a bath in peace again.

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The SEC won't let me be,
Let me be me, so let me see
They junked my bonds off of Wall Street
Now it feels so empty without me.

And if I can't rap, does that mean Jason Blair can't either?

FMM