British newspapers = intelligence investigations
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Here Frenchie, Frenchie, Frenchie!...Here boy!...come to the table Frenchie.....Keith has a bed time story to tell you about your heritage. if you want a nice glass of warm milk we'll put it in a suppository, OK?...

OOOOO EEEEE!...speaking of France--AGAIN!
They may have just sunk deeper and stinkier
on the U.S.'s "Sh*t List"...Headlines from FOX online: (U.S. Gov't not yet having substantiated it)

BAGHDAD, Iraq ó France gave Saddam Hussein's regime regular reports on its dealings with American officials, documents unearthed in the wreckage of the Iraqi foreign ministry have revealed.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,85274,00.html

Well, I bet you all were reading that and thinking "what would Bambi Stiokes-Hymington think of this? Well , I'll tell you.
1. "White out" was a racist term and that's why it's called "correction fluid" now. I'm glad you knew that.
2. It's toxic. It is bad for the environment. I think it's banned under the Kyoto Accords.
3. The Kyoto Accords are not Honda cars, they are the first law Bill Terwilliger will sign when you elect him President. It is important and why a lot of countries hate us. Look it up.
4. My father, before he "went away" always tol me "Bambi, you can only believe half of what you read and none of what you see" or something to that effect. So when I read, I remove every other word and that leaves something believable. Here is the first paragraph in the story the way I can believe it:

(2003-04-27) -- The and military services, and, have with newspapers dig Iraqi buildings search a between Qaeda the of Hussein.

Thank you. Also, I am a man.

"Perhaps aware of the sensitivities of the subject matter, Iraqi agents at some point clumsily attempted to mask out all references to bin Laden, using white correcting fluid. The dried fluid was removed to reveal the clearly legible name three times in the documents." The Telegraph

Perhaps unaware of the existence of paper shredders, and ignorant of the power of fire (a western invention unknown in the Fertile Crescent), and lacking the box cutters needed to cut out bin Laden's name from the documents (the entire strategic stockpile of box cutters having been expended in 2001) those crafty Iraqis took their method from Poe's "The Purloined Letter" - leave the document out in the open, on top of a table somehow unaffected by the conflagration. Man they're good.

I'll bet they wil find Hillary's billing records from the Rose Law Firm there.

Al-Qaeda and Saddam

Gee yah think..Surprize.. Surprize
Did you really need the documentary evidence, The London Sunday Times Intelligence Service, tell me something I dont know...

And you what they did ...

The London Sunday Times - April 27,03
Dossier reveals France briefed Iraq on US plans

France gave Saddam Hussein's regime regular reports on its dealings with American officials,

Paris shared with Baghdad contents of private trans-Atlantic meetings and diplomatic traffic from Washington.

One document, dated Sept. 25, 2001, from Iraqi foreign minister Naji Sabri to Saddam, was based on a briefing that covered talks between presidents Jacques Chirac and George W. Bush.
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You know what I am not going to post any comment,
You know what I am thinking

But where are the page 3 girls. I want to see a little eyebrow!!!

I am so angry at you Americans Pig-Dogs! The goats in the Baghdad Zoo are STARVING! First the treasues of the cradle of humanity were looted and now precious animals are suffering!!

How dare you remove Saddam Hussein from power, now look what happens! Poor defenseless lions, tigers and bears have been orphaned at the zoo! What did they ever do to you?

Mike S

"British newspapers = intelligence investigations
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

Would you like to comment further? Have you by chance confused British Newspapers with British Comedy Publications?

:) Jonah

Hi Kieth

"Makes sense to me. If there's one thing British tabloids know inside and out, it's digging up scandals"

The newspaper is the Telegraph which is the UK equivalent of the WSJ. It is not a Tabloid but it is good at digging up scandals that matter.

Old British Joke-

Times readers run the country.
Telegraph readers want to run the country.
Sun readers don't care who runs the country as long as she's got big tits.

Jonah

As the truth about france's overt aiding of Saddam Hussein's muderous regime is exposed, I wonder what the spokesliars like chiraq and my buddy french fry are going to attack in yet another pathetic attempt to divert attention from the real subject of how despicable france has become.

These recent treacherous actions are merely a mirror of the actions taken by the bootlicking vichy french turncoats during WWII.

Makes you wonder who else chiraq is on his knees for? North Korea? China? Iran?

It looks like france is givng germany and russia a run for their money for the title of most despised european country of all time. It's a shame to see a once mighty republic turn into such a pretentious piece of cow flop.

I am truly sorry for the poor french who have any perception at all of the truth. The actions of their double-dealing government and officials is going to cost them dearly as well.

Remember to Boycott france!
Fresh reasons daily as more records of french treachery are uncovered in Iraq!

You do know I was kidding about the "once mighty republic" thing, right?

Well, I knew there was a desire to privatize a lot of government functions and at first I was upset that the were contracted to the British media, The Daily Telegraph and The London Times, instead of a U.S. outfit. However, any U.S. firm that you could trust was just to small to cover the job.
I'm looking forward to the next contractor. The U.S. State Department could certainly use some help.

OSAMA BIN LADEN,
IN HIS OWN WORDS, AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY POST HISTORY

{Wise guy satire comments and interruptions by me..go with me on this one}

Audiotape February 11, 2003,
Subject pending war in Iraq, Operation Iraqi Freedom

We follow with great attention and a lot of scrutiny, the preparations that the crusaders are doing to occupy the capital of Islam...
{Crusaders.. Osama, no such thing defined in history as an American crusader, and what's with the occupy capital of Islam.... Mecca ? Osama stay on point... We are talking about Iraq and Saddam..}

We remind you that victory comes only from God Almighty. God Almighty said, if you support God, he will support you and make you victorious
{I guess you missed a few daily prayers Osama, looks like America has 100% of Gods support big time }

American forces did not dare to go into our posts in Afghanistan. What sign is more than that for their coward ness and their fear in their claimed stories about their power?
{What ?? don't you get cable in your cave Osama.. is that a reference to troops on the ground? Osama...what war are you talking about ?... sorry..Osama.. No more interruptions go on..}

God doesn't approve of the oppressors.
{Like Saddam Hussein, and you oh sorry Osama didn't mean to interrupt you ..go on}

Muslims that they have to move and instigate the nation in these serious times and hard circumstances so that they would move and get rid of the oppressive and infidel regimes that are in power,
{Like Saddam,The Baath Party,The Talibon, sorry Osama my bad...go on}

It "America" depends on intensive air bombing and, that is to hide its (Americas) biggest weakness point which is fear, coward ness, and the lack of the fighting spirit within the American soldiers.
{Were you on the planet earth for the last 3 years Osama?..what are you talking about? Guess you missed the ground war last week...}

Now, I am going to tell you a part of that great battle so that I prove to you how coward they are on one hand, and how good are the trenches in the draining (American assets) them, on the other hand
{ What great battle? you and who Osama? You ran away,Afghanistan you lost in 3 months, trenches draining? hey didn't you say you were going to fight with Saddam?}

We fought back against all their attacks by the grace of God. And we defeated them every time. They were carrying their injured and their dead.
{Osama you lost every battle every encounter every piece of land, not in one but two conflicts all your Al-Qaedas ran away or surrender or were KIA,}

But, armies get defeated by letting them down. God said,
{Wrong Osama,Sun Tzu said that,and he was not a prophet,}
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Video Tape December 13, 2001
Bin Laden and a group talking about 9-11 attack. Bin Laden starts reciting a martyrs poem

I witness that against the sharp blade They always faced difficulties and stood together...
{America and England..sorry Osama go on do your poem}

When the darkness comes upon us We are bit by a Sharp tooth, I say...Our homes are flooded with blood and the tyrant Who Is freely wandering in our homes"...
{Yeah Saddam The Baath Party and his two tyrant kids Uday and Quasi}

And from the battlefield vanished The brightness of swords and the horses...
And over weeping sounds now We hear the beats of drums and rhythmÖ
{Of America.....sorry go on Osama}

They are storming his forts And shouting: "We will not stop our raids
{Until Saddam is removed from power ..oh don't be a baby Osama finish your poem}

Until you free our lands...
{Until (you) free our lands, Osama did you ever stop and think, who the " you " was in that last line...it does not say " we" as in " you" being " we" it says " you " meaning someone other than "you" like say uhm.. America....God... get it together Osama }
________________________

Osama Bin Laden
October 7,2001 audio tape

A million innocent children are dying (In Iraq ) at this time as we speak,
{Let me guess because of America and because of the UN Security Council Sanctions..oh yeah Osama... America controls The Security Council, the United Nations is the great evil puppet of America and Israel ..right Osama How about this, who controlled the money from the Oil for Food program ..did you ever think of that Osama how had control hmm oh yeah Mr.Annon, France, Russia and Saddam, by the time the money got to Iraq Saddams thugs had stolen what little was left You idiot, and by the way what about the children in Kuwait you never said a word about them, for is it not the reason why Iraq was sanctioned, oh its OK for Saddam to destroy all of Kuwaits national income...}

We hear no denunciation,(from America) we hear no edict from the hereditary rulers.
{Can you hear America now Osama}

We keep hearing these hints about other people being bought off in these revealing papers, particularily some in the US as government types or reporters. One would think right off that a "government type" might be Baghdad Bonior or some other congressman, but then the English press would jump hard and fast to condemn a US congressman even before an English MP. So it leads me to think that the US person(s) mentioned might be a bit more powerful that a mere congressman. Might it be one of a higher office? Perhaps one who "blew" a chance to capture Osama? Just thinking out loud... Don't mind me.

Mighty Right of Ya: You weren't too shocked by this story about france were you? I know it doesn't surprise me, that's why they didn't want us in there.

Okie Dokie: Am going to have to change my feelings on boycotting french products. Now what I want is paris to be nuclear ground zero.

Bambi Bambi: Dear Bambi, You are not drinking White Out (TM), ARE YOU?

SUSAN SERIN-dippity--oops' "done"

NOPE...not surprised. I should have added that to the post. For France its like one of those nightmares that your out in public with no clothes...for them its far from "the dream world".
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as for the Bambi case, Susan...you may well have figured it out....someone may have been slipping white out into the Bambi's java under the guise of "non dairy creamer".

Next we will be hearing that Monte Python is reuniting to conduct the war criminal trials.

"THIS JUST IN".....

Monty Python will be reuniting to conduct the war criminal trials---check your local listings for dates and times and stay tuned with the FOX channel.

TO BETTER UNDERSTAND FRANCE AND CHIRAC, PLEASE READ THE ARTICLE BY "A F P", BY CLICKING INTO MY NAME.

PATRICE:

I think I found a mistake in your article. I think it should have said:

"The right-wing daily quoted a letter from the Iraqi secret service dated March 28 saying that "one of our sources" had met the deputy spokesman for the French foreign ministry "with whom he had just had relations."...

Actually, I think this is a great strategy. Half the world won't believe what the U.S. government says and, by extension, what the British government says, and will be skeptical of the U.S. press, so let the British press find the stuff and print it first and then the gov't can just confirm it or not.

Either that or the British press has alot more connections in the intelligence services than the U.S. press.

Hey, somebody wake me up when we invade France, huh?
Well, never mind.
Just wake me when Paris falls.
What'll that take, 10, 12 hours tops?

RE:
The Sunday London Times - April 27,03

Claims amoung other things France briefed Iraq on war

1.Dated September 25, 2001, from Naji Sabri, the Iraqi foreign minister, to Saddam's palace, was based on a briefing from the French ambassador in Baghdad and covered talks between presidents Jacques Chirac and US President George W Bush.

2.The report also gave a detailed account of American attitudes towards Saddam amid anxiety in Iraq that the country might soon become a target of US reprisals.

3.The conservative British weekly said the information kept Saddam abreast of every development in US planning and may have helped him to prepare for war.

4.A six-page letter dated February 1998 from Saddam Hussein to Jacques Chirac, welcoming the French president's support in the campaign against sanctions and assuring him that Iraq did not have weapons of mass destruction.

5.the Sun newspaper notably labelling Chirac a "worm".

6.The Sunday Times reported, quoting files it had found in the wreckage of the Iraqi foreign ministry.
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AND NOW..
One thing I picked up on during the last 3 months is, dont assume the instant your hear a news report it is fact..think about how many you have heard that later turned out to be less than specacular feburay, march and april 2003

Allow me a moment of your time, to give an educated opinion as to the above 6 items

1.gee yah think it odd, the Iraqi foreign minister Naji Sabri, briefing the French ambassador in Baghdad

2.a giving a timely and detailed account of American attitudes towards Saddam

3.Saddam abreast of every development in US planning and may have helped him to prepare for war...oh yeah and The London Sunday Times has the "secrect" war plans france passed to saddam ..right Bull S**t..

Hey London Sunday Times,
What do you yah think the
Iraqi foreign minister,Naji Sabri
and the French ambassador in Baghdad do for a living...

oh no they are talking about currant world events ..red alert stop the press hold all calls

man get a f______g grip..no better yet wake me if you have a "real story" otherwise stop wasting my time

ps I fell for this BS in the first few hours, please note I have ADHD and cant control rabid rage

Has anyone else on this site heard about Dennis Kucinich's proposed Kumbaya Act? He and 46 other Democrat House Members (boy is "member" the proper designation for these guys) are proposing a cabinet level position, Secretary of Peace. I know that this sounds like I made it up, but I didn't. It's for real!

They want a Secretary of Peace and an entire bureaucracy to maintain peace both in this country and abroad. The secretary would be in charge of making sure that we had no more violent demonstrations and that we never committed any more violent acts (like war) in any other country.

When I read the news story, I thought that Scott had somehow sneaked his way into the mainstream press establishment and was pulling a fast one on them. You guys have got to check this out!

...Secretary of Peace...why does this sound so familiar? Oh -- I remember now! This is just a reprise of an old Clinton program called the Secretaries for Piece Program.

This daring initiative (funded with your federal tax dollars) was designed to ensure a dependable supply of nubile young Interns, Secretaries, and other Grope-able Females to fill necessary White House functions. The program was initially lauded by Democrats and White House staffers alike. Inexplicably, it was suddenly dropped just before the Clinton impeachment hearings...