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These have one mind, and shall give their power and strength unto the beast.

These shall make war with the Lamb, and the Lamb shall overcome them: for he is Lord of lords, and King of kings: and they that are with him are called, and chosen, and faithful.

And after these things I saw another angel come down from heaven, having great power; and the earth was lightened with his glory.

And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird.

And I heard another voice from heaven, saying, Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.

Standing afar off for the fear of her torment, saying, Alas, alas that great city Babylon, that mighty city! for in one hour is thy judgment come.

And a mighty angel took up a stone like a great millstone, and cast it into the sea, saying, Thus with violence shall that great city Babylon be thrown down, and shall be found no more at all.

And after these things I heard a great voice of much people in heaven, saying, Alleluia; Salvation, and glory, and honour, and power, unto the Lord our God:

Revelation St.John
Respectfully Submitted

While the FLI appears to be dropping the CLI (Canadian Loathing Index) is on the rise and has reached Disgusted, with no end in sight.
http://www.townhall.com/columnists/billoreilly/bo20030419.shtml

There goes my french toast and canadian bacon and belgian waffles. What am I going to have for breakfast now?

Well, Strudel might work since it is Austrian. Is Danish allowed? Hey what about Texas Toast?

an open letter to Osama Bin Laden

curse upon your beard and mustache

you have been the liar, camel droppings from your mouth to our ears we see truth now
you been telling the evil against Americans, you said the American sanctions against Iraq having the children of Iraq being sick lies Osama ..we see TV now the American not taking money from Iraq but your friend The communist Saddam steeling the money and putting in metal boxes millions of the money for the baby's you lie Osama

The Glorious American fighters finding the money hidden in Iraq in garden shed,

you have been telling of the glorious mujahidin in Afghanistan fighting the infidels from Russia in 1980s you said the Americans were with them you lie
we are seeing the TV now the American President Reagan calling the martyrs " FREEDOM FIGHTERS "
you Osama telling the camel droppings
the glorious Americans gave the tools to fight the infidel Russia..you said you took these tool from America CIA you are liar Osama

we had no weapons until the glorious American help the mujahidin the Glorious American President Reagan put his " American political policy " with mujahidin and you Osama told the goat dropping from you speeches of lies

now look at you said no American in Arabia now they are everywhere Peace be upon the glorious Americans and curse be upon you Osama lies all lies

you are telling goat droppings of support for Palestine you have never stepped foot in Palestine every..you know not .. you not talked to Chairman Arrafat more of your lies you are the infidel Osama the liar I beat your face with my shoes after walking in the goat droppings, we are seeing the TV now the people in America don't like the problem in Palestine we are seeing the President Carter and The Clinton and The Glorious President Bush addressing the Palestine State with the British Tony Blair peace be upon them all

curse upon your lies Osama I beat you with my shoes and children's shoes and children's children's shoes

Speaking of loathing, be sure and MISS, susan sarandon on CBS tonight. The story is about a woman who treats her own breast cancer while at the south pole. I'm sure the tramp will find a way to show her breasts. I may watch the beginning to find out the major sponsors, that way I know who to boycott.

BTW, did anyone else notice that Saturday Night Live had the Chixie Dicks on. I was flipping through channels when I saw NM, and paused to see the reaction from the audience, to my surprise they clapped. Then I realized it was taped, BEFORE, her comments. Wonder if NBC was trying to do a spin job for them?

Mmmmmmmmmmm.......Baaaacon.

Susan Serin- Done,

Your boycott worked. Mr. and Mr. Sarandon placed a pitifull last in the ratings. Tim Robbins (aka Mr. Sarandon)siad there is even a chillier wind coming....

Doesn't Sony own a chunk of NBC or they are affiliated or something? I am not sure. If they are it would be interesting to note that the Ditzy Chicks are on the Sony label. If I am wrong - then never mind...

...that CBS show with SureAmDumb had a "chill wind" about it......too cold to watch! IRONY: SureAmDumb in a "chill wind" in the SOUTH pole....or is it POLL....the tv ratings elude to "south poll"!

I had 2 options presented to me Sunday Night: Watch the SureAmDumb movie or listen to "Feelings and Killing Me Softly" play over and over and over again while scraping my teeth on a chalkboard. My teeth are all evenly filed down now (:~})

Lipton has shelved a commercial made for them by the Dixie Chicks. I guess all OUR free speech has made a difference.....

Please go to glennbeck.com to donate a dollar to fund the final RALLY FOR AMERICA.

Glenn Beck wants the final rally to be funded entirely by private citizens who support America and asks for individual donations of only $1 per person.

This is a great way to show every naysayer that America IS supported by its CITIZENS.

You can donate online or get the address to send your dollar bill.

I'll keep to viewing them with abhorrence, if it's all the same to you.

I know I've been told "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything." So ....

The French are still loathsome and vile creature ... explains why the Canadians have been taunting and booing American children, they have too many residents of French heritage. Maybe we can get Libya to do something about ridding the world of them while they chair the UN's Human Rights commission?