March 23, 2003
Sesame Street to Add Saddam Muppet
(2003-03-23) -- The Children's Television Workshop (CTW), producers of Sesame Street, announced today that the show will soon feature a muppet called Saddami. The new muppet will be used to educate children about tolerating diversity in human behavior. Buy "Axis of Weasels," the first book by Scott Ott. $12.95 + S&H; Comments
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Oh my!!! I think this one did it. Scott you are truly "the great one" there is nothing I can add to perfect satire....nice back hand. Posted by: an old old lady at March 23, 2003 11:17 AMNow I understand why all this growing anti-American sentiment CBS reported this morning is growing in Iraq. The war is almost a week old already and the rural people of Iraq don't have a Big Mac in one hand,a Pepsi in the other, and a Big Screen TV to watch thier new Saddami star on the Street, and wont get see the Shock and Awe ! Where is all this "humanitrain aid" we promised.?? Are we going to let these people down again like we did in the "other" gulf war. (The one about Kuwait) You would think the Army Engineers could build a few 7-11's along the way to Baghdad... US is all talk and no show... you know? It's going to be "much more difficult" than they thought. People are actually shooting back at us... duh ! Who wrote the dumb "story board" for this stupid war anyway? We dropped pamplets telling them exaclty what to do ACT FRENCH ... but some of them aren't getting it. go figure? Posted by: Phrog Poet at March 23, 2003 01:01 PMI'm sure the 'Saddami' is a doll that stands for a religon of peace. Peace at all costs, because it will come at the expense of Bert and Ernie. Plus next year, Sesame Street will introduce Sadami's wife, 'Barbie-arian' Posted by: Yeldog at March 23, 2003 04:20 PMooooh yah... grim... horrifying to think about it. Bert goes into the shredder head first and Ernie feet first... I can't bear to watch. And they were so clever...tragic beyond description. Posted by: Phrog Poet at March 23, 2003 04:28 PMSo the humans on the show are dimocrats or french? Posted by: Okie Dokie at March 23, 2003 06:06 PMI still think Chirac would make a good Muppet! Maybe they could even add another Muppet, (that someone on another thread here talked about), "Shah Kinaw", (sorry I don't remember who came up with that one, it's one of the best I have seen here)! The Shah Muppet could be Saddami's arch enemy, and Froggy Chiraq, could be like the "Pig Pen" Muppet, who everyone is trying to urge to take a bath! Posted by: Susan Serin-Done at March 23, 2003 09:52 PMHad to come back to give credit to: ConfusedinVA! And Grover living in the Garbage can... Saddami could offer his family a big wad of cash if he blows himself up trying to take out Big Bird. Posted by: Phrog Poet at March 23, 2003 11:49 PMWhat is this you peasants are discussing my glorious father's, may georgebush ever fear his mustache, own state-run childrens program? Is this stolen on your American porno cable? Also they are having Ooglay puppet, because I want one when I was child! Posted by: Ooglay Hussein at March 24, 2003 04:48 AMAre you sure this isn't real news? Annan has already made a cameo in "Seasame street". Posted by: Andjam at March 24, 2003 06:07 AMSaddami's new best friend could be that AIDS muppet from S. Africa. Posted by: Justin at March 24, 2003 12:04 PMHow will we know it's the real Saddami? Posted by: Tracy Adams at March 24, 2003 12:07 PMMaybe the Sesame Street characters can pass a rule that Saddami has to stop picking on other characters. If he doesn't, then they can threaten to pass another rule. This will teach children that breaking the rules has bad consequences, like being asked to follow more rules. Posted by: Businesspundit at March 24, 2003 12:25 PMTodays show was brought to you by the Letters V and X and by Aviaconversiya Mustard Bits Cereal. Todayís show was made possible by contributions to Al Jazeera from KBP Tula and viewers like you. Stay Tuned for the al-Tila Tubles. Next. Posted by: Pooke at March 24, 2003 01:51 PM... and by The Count Chiraq and the numbers 1 ...2.... "Don't make me say 3... Saddami or me and my un-Friends will have to 'threaten' you. Again." (but we can negotiate a deal maybe when the others aren't looking) Posted by: Phrog Poet at March 24, 2003 07:20 PMthis is not too far from what one would expect on PBS. Its basically what is being taught in our schools now. Posted by: wizegoi at March 25, 2003 02:21 AMIt is already known that some of the Muppets support terrorists... Posted by: Edward Lee at March 26, 2003 06:47 PMA Saddam muppet tolerance thing. GAG, GAG, GAG. |
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