I've got some other Clooney merchandise. For men only.

www.Get-a-Clooney.com?

Damn Scott, yet another winner.

Woody Harelson, again lamenting the 'Man's' efforts to discriminate against all those with non-white skin and their sympathizers, said, "I've been trying for ages to buy my name, just like Get-A-Clooney, from that porn site with no luck. I'm sure the CIA is secretly sponsoring my favored URL and is behind the efforts to keep my voice squelched."

I don't want to see what these guys are giving out.

BTW, the mirror site for www.get-a-clooney.com is www.clooney-bin.com

If You're Happy And You Know It Bomb Iraq - by John Robbins

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq. >>>>>More
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions
Bomb Iraq.
It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.
To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's all the proof we need,
If they're not there, they must be there,
Bomb Iraq.
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
And he tried to kill your dad,
Bomb Iraq.
If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq
Disagree? We'll call it treason
Let's make war not love this season
Even if we have no reason
Bomb Iraq

John Robbins wrote

'Disagree? We'll call it treason'

Nobody's calling it treason. I'm calling it craven, wooly-minded, gutless cowardice and stupidity, but not treason.

John, John, John...

Stealing another's work without giving them credit is not right.

Now go back and find out who wrote that little ditty and give them credit.

Bad misguided liberal, bad boy.

We don't need no stinkin' body
armor, the simple fact that we aren't
brown people makes us bullet-and-bomb proof.

Sign up today and we'll also throw in this
spiffy shirt. Hey, you're not going over
there to be a wallflower (though you might
wind up as one).

Flash----John Robbins is actually, DNC Chairboy Terry McCulliff. His little ditty tooks months to write. This is why he hasn't been seen since, the "can of whup-a$$" was opened on him and his party, last November!

John, that was an excellent poem, but why don't you just join the other peace protestors on the streets who answer questions like, 'What is this war over?' with bad answers like 'Oil.' We are a bunch of Republicans, John! Go join your democratic friends wearing 'Human Shield' shirts. Maybe then you'll stop the war, eh? ;-) This war is kinda neccisary, Saddam needs to die, Bush should have done it in teh early 90's, face the facts, boy!

John, were you out protesting against war when your boy Clinton was unleashing 400 cruise missles on Baghdad in'98; or the Clinton war on Serbia that killed 2000 civilians (boy was Serbia a big threat to the U.S.); or any of the wag-the-dog military actions to cover up investigations into sleaze and corruption and the impeachment?
NO?....didn't think so.

I'll call it treason. Hey, its might right to say what I want. I'm sick of all those whining John Robbinsessesses of the world crying that their "civil rights are violated" when someone dares to criticize them. I actually saw another professor give a public speech saying that he no longer had the right of free speech in post-9/11 America. There's more irony there than in the core of the earth!

If you cannot make a coherent argument, throw in a red herring. If you can't rebut their argument, erect a strawman.

Damn, that doesn't flow. That John Robbins is one talented dude.

John-Boy posting here is like the anti-war protesters. They have their rally, (which they have a right to), with no opposition to them, BUT then the next week, when people who support our Brave Men and Women of the Armed Forces, and Our President, these Libs show up again!! Why, -----because they not only want the right to, Blame America first, (like their lock-stepping, left-wing Democrats), they want to deny the Constitutional rights of their opposition, by trying to shout down their right to assemble!

Sending young men and women into battle is the most difficult decision a president can make.

But it's that much easier when you know what you're getting in return.

If I were Bush, I'd definitely do it if we could get the price of a gallon of Amoco Ultra Unleaded down to $1.19. Maybe even $1.21.

Anything higher would give me pause.But $1.21 is a great price for a gallon.

I would take a lot more weekend roadtrips if gas were that cheap. I might even upgrade to one of those Lincoln Navigators I've been seeing ads for on TV. That's a beautiful car.

I hate SUV's, for the sole purpose that they use SOOOOOOO(ooooooooooooo) much gas. though the Lincoln Navigator is a nice car...

More at the half hour.

But just think, once all those SUVs use up all the world's gas and oil, there will be no more use for fossil fueled cars!

George Clooney has just told the media that he is filming a new movie. It also stars, Janeane Garafalo, Susan Sarandon, Sean Penn, Rosie O'Donnell, Tim Robbins, and Martin Sheen. The movie is tenatively titled, "What if they made a movie, and nobody came?" If we could only have them film it in Iraq!

Starring Tim Robbins? A close relative, John? Maybe he'll yell out your s$&% on the set, and hope a few people that hear it will shake their heads in sadness at his stupidity.

You know, I have to admit that line about elections is catchy. You see, in order for a someone to be president, they have to be elected. Especially with the close race of the last presidential election, it would be important to make MOST of the population think you are doing a good job.

So why would a president who won by oh-so-close do anything to jeopardize that slim lead? That would mean the majority of the American public is behind him, or he's not doing it for reelection.

Next illogical statement please.

Ha Clooney should be grateful for this bobble headed doll..makes him look smarter than he is....Sean Penn is a close runner up.

Scott you are a mastermind. You get funnier every time I log on, but I dit like www.get-a-cloony.com also.
Has anyone noticed how all the democrats were doing the war dance back in 98 asking clinton to attack Iraq etc. Even Daschle got on the bandwagon, yet he stated a few months ago that he didn't support the 1st gulf war or any other military action against Iraq. Hypocritical B******. They just know that the war will get Bush re-elected and that really chaps their @#%.
Oh, the best solution for us is to send all these actors and other human shields over, hell let's pay for their tickets. We just need to make sure that that cruise missile has one of those pesky malfunctions... :)

BTW, if you like this checkout this website:
www.hollywoodhalfwits.com
Do what i do and start boycotting some of these idiots.

SUBJECT:

A MESSAGE TO HANS BLIX,
AND THE UNITED NATIONS WEAPONS INSPECTION TEAM,

YOU CAN STOP LOOKING FOR SADDAM'S WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

SADDAM HUSSEIN IS THE WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION
SADDAM HUSSEIN IS THE WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION

_______________________
IRAN IRAQ WAR
800,000 died
Estimates 1.5 million died.
Iran reports that 5,000 Iranian POWs (1981-1988) are unaccounted for by Iraq.

Iraqi fighter-attack aircraft dropped mustard-filled and tabun-filled 250 kilogram bombs and mustard-filled 500 kilogram bombs on Iranian targets.
Iraq installed spray tanks on an unknown number of helicopters or dropped 55-gallon drums filled with agents from low altitudes. These chemical weapons included
H-series blister
G-series nerve agents.
Iraq built these agents into various offensive munitions including rockets, artillery shells, aerial bombs, and warheads on the Al Hussein Scud missile variant.
_______________________
INVASION OF KUWAIT 1990-1991
February 1991, Hussein, fire to over 700 Kuwaiti oil wells,
Final casualties 33,000 Kuwaitis killed or captured,
600 Kuwaiti and other nationals arrested by Iraqi forces during the occupation of Kuwait 1990

_______________________
GULF WAR 1991
234 Allied dead,
85,000 and 100,000 Iraqi soldiers killed.
_______________________
IRAQ and KURD WAR UPRISING 1988-1991

4,000 Kurdish villages had been destroyed;
conservative estimate more than 100,000 rural Kurds had died in Anfal alone;
3.5 million people and 10 percent of Halabja's citizens, more than 40,000 in all.

Saddam's forces used chemicals at 281 locations.

Among them were over 100,000 Kurds who "disappeared" during the 1988 and 1989 "Anfal Operations";
The cases of hundreds of thousands of detainees who "disappeared" in previous years remain unresolved. several thousand Shi'a Muslims arrested in the southern provinces of Basra, al-Nasirayya and al-'Amara in the aftermath of the March 1991 uprising.
Kurds, forcing an estimated 450,000 Kurds to the Turkish border and more than a million to Iran.

_________________________
IRAQ USED BIOLOICAL WARFARE AGENT ROTAVIRUS,
AMOUNG OTHER MIXED CHEMICAL AGENTS,MUSTARD,SARIN AND VX
AGANST THE KURDS UPRISING IN 1991

Rotavirus Anfal Operations
During the unsuccessful Kurdish uprising of March 1991, the Kurds captured huge quantities of Iraqi government records in the secret police buildings in the major towns and cities. 18 tones of documents, contained in 847 boxes with a total number of pages estimated as over four million, are now in the USA

1. Oral testimony from over 350 eyewitnesses or survivals;
2. Forensic evidence from areas of mass graves; and
3. Huge amount of captured Iraqi documents.

International Committee of the Red Cross (ICRC)
Amnesty International

Saddam's ruthless quest for power knows no humanity.

Das anyone know why this Robbins child is cutting and pasting the same nursery rhyme over and over?

Das he know ìFrere Jacquesî also?

whos that hiding in the mountains,
whos that hiding in the caves??
Osama Bin Ladens over there,
But he deserves the electric chair.
All you dopehead hippies f_k off,
we dont want your hippy games.

BOMB IRAQ!!!

GEORGE W. BUSH GAWWD LUVS YA!!!!