January 09, 2003
Bin Laden Unveils Plans for Patty Murray Hospital
(2003-01-09) -- Usama Bin Laden announced plans today to build a new hospital in Seattle named after Sen. Patty Murray, D-WA. Buy "Axis of Weasels," the first book by Scott Ott. $12.95 + S&H; Comments
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I almost sprayed a mouthful of coke all over my laptop screen... and that was after reading just the headline! Doug Morris (Still waiting for your TV show!) Posted by: Doug Morris at January 9, 2003 10:39 PMWould that be a "Memorial Hospital"? Patty Murray General Hospital: We in Washington State ask; SO STOP ALREADY...do not encourage her...good grief, she has now picked out a new outfit to wear to the hospital opening party. Posted by: An Old Old Lady at January 10, 2003 11:35 PMSend her to New Zealand. She'll be perfectly at home there, in a country run by female peaceniks. HEY! There are already enough challenges in healthcare without adding any more from a hospital honoring an arrogant know-nothing like Ms. Pitty-Pat.... Posted by: Guy Gadoire at January 24, 2003 11:18 AM |
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