You hit the nail on the head.

Indeed, sir, you are correct.

And it angers me so much that my customary bloodthirsty humor fails me.

If the GOP continues to pursue the present course, history will judge us as the party that allowed Blacks to think they should compete on an equal footing with everyone else...that the American dream is not about race, but about opportunity, personal character and freedom.

And in the real world, that's one of the reasons I'm a Republican. It is troubling to me that Dr. King's dream of a colorblind society is now considered to be the mark of a bigot. As someone of (decidedly) mixed ìraceî, I donít want to have to whip out a genealogy every time I apply for a job.

That idea has more than a whiff of Nazi Germany to it.

Too close; Senator Lott was willing to do all this and more just to hold onto power a while longer...

In foreign relations, the Republicans have declared that they have decided that Osama bin Laden is not really as bad as they had thought.
"After all", a party spokeseunuch opined, "he did build all those day care centers, bar-b-que restaurants and discos in the third world. If we had only done that, he wouldn't have had to attack us on September 11, 2001."

Late news that bin Laden has been captured by the Sudanese police and offered to the Bush administration for prosecution brought this response: "We don't really think we have the authority to accept him. Millions of Frenchmen have bought a book declaring that the Pentagon attack never happened and the Jews were behind the WTC attack. That's reasonable doubt as far as we're concerned. We need to get on to the real business of the country, like making sure anyone who declares he's been persecuted gets lots of money and nailing down that thirty-five hour week and six weeks of paid vacation thing the French and Germans have been so successful with."

a devastating, blistering critique of the mainstream liberal thought process. ouch.

Senator Frist also highlighted an important new platform on the education front: the federal government will seek to fund the re-introduction of "blacks only" drinking fountains to be built within the african-american only dorm buildings found on many of today's colleges and universities.