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December 04, 2002
Halle Berry Sighting Tips Iraqis to U.N. Spying

(2002-12-04) -- An unnamed Iraqi military leader, who says he spotted Halle Berry in Baghdad, was credited today for tipping off Saddam Hussein to the real mission of the U.N. weapons inspection team.

"They're spies," said the unnamed Iraqi general. "Why else would that woman be here. I have seen, at a private theatre, that documentary about her espionage work. When I called the chief weapons inspector, he answered the phone 'Blix...Hans Blix.' Then I was sure that they're all spies."

Ms. Berry was allegedly draped in a dark burqua, revealing only her eyes. But the unnamed source said he is sure that it was her.

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She can be pretty dangerous when behind the wheel. Give her an M-1A2 and let her roll all over Iraq.

Posted by: Anna at December 4, 2002 09:39 PM
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