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November 12, 2002
NY Times Adds Source Code to All Stories

(2002-11-12) -- The publisher of The New York Times today announced that the paper will begin adding a "source code" to each story it publishes on paper, or on the internet. The code system will help the reader understand how the story came to be written.

"Walter Cronkite used to end his newscasts on CBS with the phrase: 'And that's the way it is,'" said Times publisher Arthur Ochs Sulzberger, Jr., "But that was a lie. What shows up on TV news or in the paper is a highly-subjective list of stories spawned for a variety of reasons from political to mundane. This new coding system, is just the latest in our ongoing efforts to be transparent and vulnerable with our readers."

Here is initial list of codes which will appear just under each headline to explain how the story came to be:

  • RIP= Reporter's Investigative Piece: our reporter came up with this idea, did the research and wrote the story.
  • SH= Something Happened: Some event took place and we reacted by writing this story.
  • TB= Trial Balloon: person quoted in story is floating an idea to see how our readers will respond.
  • SRTRQ= Source Reacts to Reporters Question: source in story was forced to comment on some topic by persistent reporters' questions. Story presented as if source had brought up the subject.
  • NRE= News Release Edited: story is little more than a PR news release edited to make you think we did some actual journalism.
  • NRU= News Release Unedited: story is verbatim news release. We don't care what you think.
  • OFI= Old Friend Idea: a former reporter, now doing PR, planted this story. Reporter 'owed him one'.
  • SND=Slow News Day: speaks for itself.
  • WUS= Watch Unnamed Source: Anonymous source in story is same as named source, speaking on "background" (see also TB, above)
  • DBI= Drinking Buddy Idea: speaks for itself.
  • TDI=Top Down Idea: someone in corporate headquarters emailed an editor and asked, "When's the last time we did a story on...?"
  • SI=Stolen Idea: some other news organization just did a piece on this, and we were caught with our pants down. Now, we're trying to appear to be more 'in-depth' than them on the topic.
  • AI=Astrologer Idea: the paper's 'advisor' said it would be a good day for such a story.
  • TT=Thesis Theme: story is shorter version of reporter's doctoral thesis, and he can't wait to get that Ph.D. so he can get into academia and teach journalism instead of being faced with the daily grind of cranking out garbage that no one reads.

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LIE=Leave It Editorial, for matters so egregious they HAVE to go to the op-ed page, and no other section of the newspaper will do.

Posted by: the talking dog at November 12, 2002 02:16 PM

Nice, but you forgot one!

ATIPO= Attempt To Influence Public Opinion: piece devoted to the concerns of activist groups spun around a pessimistic mindset

Posted by: Charles Hueter at November 12, 2002 02:18 PM

VAROOOME= Veiled Attacked Routing One Of Our Many Enemies

Posted by: Anonymous Coward at November 12, 2002 02:41 PM

AP= Advocacy Piece

Posted by: Registered Independent Joel at November 12, 2002 02:43 PM

WMTSU=We Made This Stuff Up

Posted by: Michael Wagner at November 12, 2002 02:51 PM

And of course:
LPTAAR: Lifestyle piece to attract affluent readers. Gotta pay those bills somehow.

Posted by: at November 12, 2002 02:53 PM

IF= It Fits, all the news that fits we print
MD= Source of story - Matt Drudge
PIM= Please Invite Me - I'm writing this so you invite me to your next party
WHOR= needs no explanation

Posted by: MeanDean at November 12, 2002 03:05 PM

REUTERS= Republicans Enrage Us, "Terrorists" Earn Reporter's Sympathy

Posted by: Jonathan Cohen at November 12, 2002 03:39 PM

PP=Push Poll; appears to be poll results but is actually intended to make you to think like us.

Posted by: Ahlitaq Iraq at November 12, 2002 05:03 PM

GTFO = Get The F*** Out

Posted by: James at November 12, 2002 08:21 PM

TBS => Total Bull S---. Self-explanatory.

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip at November 12, 2002 08:44 PM

VDNW. Victims Do No Wrong: Spike any story showing Women or Minorities behaving badly

PCV. Politically Correct Version: When there are two versions of a story or two reasons for a phenomenon, print the PC version

SSTET. Save Story 'Til Election Time: Save that conservative-behaving-badly-story 'til he's running for office.

FVTDGN Find victim to disprove good news from GOP Administration. "We interviewed John Doe who is sleeping under a tunnel despite Pres Bush's claim that the Economy is basically sound."

HAMPTONS: Tuesday lead based on collected wisdom of our friends last weekend.

Tom Com

Posted by: at November 12, 2002 09:18 PM

I've heard newsies talk about stories that are TGTBC (too good to be checked). And I personally have dealt with EGI assignments (editor's girlfriend's idea).

Posted by: Joanne Jacobs at November 13, 2002 04:19 AM

CEBSWIS: Counterspinning extensively blogged story we initially spiked.

Posted by: The Sanity Inspector at November 13, 2002 02:44 PM

"CEBSWIS: Counterspinning extensively blogged story we initially spiked."

It's really cool that CEBSWIS includes the letters in the words WEB IS WISE.

Others:

TOP = Twisted Opinion Poll
TOOL = To Organized Opinionated Leftists
ESP = Eggregiously Slanted Propoganda
ENTER = Erroneous News That Exaggerates Reality

And one you'll never see:

BULL = Bush Undercuts Liberal Libel

Then there's the classic NYT headline: "World To End Tomorrow: Women and Minorities Hardest Hit."

Posted by: Nathan Hall at November 14, 2002 04:02 AM
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