October 19, 2002
Survey: Journalists A Lot Smarter Than World Leaders
(2002-10-19) -- A new poll of journalists worldwide reveals that writers and editors in news organizations are a lot smarter than presidents, prime ministers and military generals. Buy "Axis of Weasels," the first book by Scott Ott. $12.95 + S&H; Comments
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Indeed, the International Institute for Pollster Preservation reported that among all groups, journalists proved second in integrity, intelligence, and good looks, while pollsters continued to hold the top position, for the 14th straight year that the survey has been taken. Posted by: the talking dog at October 19, 2002 12:07 PMSeriously... You got this story off of "The Onion", right? Posted by: James at October 19, 2002 02:28 PMI'm off to call Phil Hendrie now... ;) Posted by: James at October 19, 2002 02:30 PMI need to correct the Talking Dog. Journalists almost inevitably think they're smarter than everyone else but most journos are appropriately humble about their looks. Posted by: Joanne Jacobs at October 19, 2002 04:30 PMPresident Brokaw and Vice President Couric. Some see the world as it is, and say "Why"? You are absolutely right - this book has even more proof. Catastrophe: Clinton's Role in America's Worst Disaster Riiiiight ... the way they say "when we tell you a vote is in you can take it to the bank" and then say Florida went to Gore :-) Posted by: Gloria at October 20, 2002 11:41 AMMais serieusment: In other countries they do rise, and have risen, to political eminence. Just two--well maybe three--examples are Benito Mussolini, Joseph Goebbels, Karl Marx. Posted by: milton rosenberg at October 20, 2002 07:05 PMNot only are they smarter than world leaders, they are much smarter than all of us non-journalists too. One of the perverse pleasures of my life is reading the editorial page of my hometown paper, the St. Louis Post Dispatch. Every day they hold forth on what other people should do, and have an opinion on every topic under the sun. They have all the expertise and information (not to mention wisdom, discernment, and a love for their fellow man that mere mortals like you and I lack) to deal with any problem, any issue, no matter what the subject, despite the fact that the only qualifications of a print journalist are the abilities to write to length and to schedule. Any paragraph that starts "There are no easy solutions" will contain at least two; facts never get in the way of a cherished opinion; reinforcing failure is the only sure road to victory; and doing the same thing over will lead to a different outcome, because this time, it's different. Posted by: Kevin Murphy at October 21, 2002 04:34 PMThere's no way this story is off of The Onion. ScrappleFace is way funnier than The Onion has managed to be for over a year now. Posted by: The Comedian at October 22, 2002 12:35 AM |
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