September 25, 2002
Candidate Daschle Would Have No Comment About Anything
(2002-09-25) -- Senator Tom Daschle said today that if he runs for president he'll have 'no comment' about anything. Buy "Axis of Weasels," the first book by Scott Ott. $12.95 + S&H; Comments
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Ah, we can only dream of the day Daschle has no comment. Thank you for the fantasy fodder, Scott. Posted by: Rachel at September 25, 2002 10:12 PMI have no comment on that. Posted by: TDaschle at October 2, 2002 05:10 PM |
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