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Gov. Davis Recalled by Consumer Safety Commission

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(2003-06-10) — Short-circuiting a voter campaign to remove California Gov. Gray Davis through a special election, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) today issued a recall on the faulty politician.
During Mr. Davis’ re-election campaign, CPSC members watched with concern as his claims of fiscal responsibility inflated uncontrollably. Now that he’s in office, the same thing is happening to the state budget deficit, which has ballooned to $38 billion.
“It reminds us of the automobile airbag issue a couple of years ago,” said an unnamed member of the commission. “Those things would just blow up. We’re recalling the product to protect the people of California.”

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0 responses so far ↓

  • 1 damnum absque injuria // Jun 10, 2003 at 1:05 pm

    One Less Topic to Blog About

    Just when the recall drive seemed to be picking up speed, the Consumer Product Safety Commission finished the job for us….

  • 2 The Punning Pundit // Jun 10, 2003 at 3:48 pm

    Davis Recall

    Should that be a “Davisectomy”? Anyway: ScrappleFace: Gov. Davis Recalled by Consumer Safety Commission Gods, I only wish!…