President Barack Obama today celebrated his 48th birthday with a retroactive declaration of statehood for Kenya, his father’s homeland and the nation where some skeptics say he was born on August 4, 1961.
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Obama Marks Birthday with Kenya Statehood Declaration
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1 boberinyetagain // Aug 4, 2009 at 9:23 am
Happy B’day Mr. President!
This should silence the questioning once and for all…except it won’t
2 Darthmeister // Aug 4, 2009 at 9:32 am
“Some community in Kenya is missing their village idiot.” Internet Anon
Just sayin’.
From Psychology Today: Why Most Journalists are Socialist Democrats
And they prove it every day as Obama’s and the Demoncrat’s lap dogs.
3 The Kenyan Post // Aug 4, 2009 at 11:33 am
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4 upnorthlurkin // Aug 4, 2009 at 11:59 am
Wait just a darn minute….doesn’t that make it 58 states now?!
5 gafisher // Aug 4, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Upnorth, I believe it was “57 with one to go” so this and D.C. brings us to an even 60.
6 gafisher // Aug 4, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Great idea, Scott! If we’d simply declare every member of the U.N. a U.S. State we could drop our foreign aid expenditures to zero.
7 Laughing@You // Aug 4, 2009 at 1:34 pm
D’yall see where Bubba is over there in North Korea talking to their short version of Dumbyah?
I understand he brought him a cowboy hat, two pearl handled western revolvers, and a new trail bike.
Looks like Clinton may give you even more reason to hate him, if he works out a deal with the little imp to prevent another war you won’t fight, or pay for.
He just ruining all those good Repug fighting words!
Everthink?
8 JamesonLewis3rd // Aug 4, 2009 at 2:42 pm
The White House wants you to become an INFORMER if your family, friends and acquaintances ever dare to point BHO’s myriad lies.
9 JamesonLewis3rd // Aug 4, 2009 at 3:01 pm
I couldn’t help my self. I sent the following email to the address I linked to above:
I will let you know if they come around knocking on my door to offer me some re-education. However, I won’t let you know if they spirit me off in the middle of the night.
10 gafisher // Aug 4, 2009 at 3:10 pm
You’ll be missed, JL3.
11 gafisher // Aug 4, 2009 at 3:16 pm
I see Slick Willy’s working the crowd in North Korea. I wonder if he’ll be any help cleaning up the mess he made by giving the NorKs the nuclear technology they’re now using to build weapons. Maybe he can convince Obumbler to declare North Korea a state.
wv - itchier agency - Don’t count on the Obamanated CIA to track NoKo developments …
12 boberinyetagain // Aug 4, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Apparently you can negotiate with madmen
13 Laughing@You // Aug 4, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Jameson Lewis III
100 Neocon Lane
Wacko, Texas ooooo(h)
Dear Mr. Lewis,
We have received your correspondence regarding the “fishy smell” you are experiencing.
We have asked one of our most trusted field agents to investigate the matter, and have just received his report:
It seems, the fishy smell you report has also been reported by a great number of visitors at conservative “nutjob” sites. Most often it has been traced to a few smelly nutjob individuals.
The site you most frequent is known to have a number of such persons. We regret to inform you, you are one of these.
In other words, Mr. Lewis, the “fishy smell” is most likely you.
Thank you for writing, if we can be of further assistance to you please feel free to contact us; but please have someone else send your message, as we are also repulse by your fishy smell.
Yours, (unofficially) for the president,
Everthink?
14 Laughing@You // Aug 4, 2009 at 3:46 pm
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15 gafisher // Aug 4, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Re#11 — As Mr. Kim has discovered.
16 Darthmeister // Aug 4, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Liars in the White House and Senator Tricky “Dick” Durbin are promoting yet another conspiracy theory that the patriotic dissent Congresscritters are facing at townhall meetings over socialized healthcare “reform” are a result of well-financed surrogates being sent out by evil insurance companies to throw more sand in the eyes of illiterate but hard-working public officials who were forced to admit to not having read the 1018 page healthcare bill.
Without proffering a shred of evidence, and not being asked by the national socialist media to produce evidence that the evil insurance companies are funding apparent grass-root efforts to derail, both “Dick” Durbin and the White House are doubling down by trying to find “snitches” within the anti-healthcare reform movement. Barring that occurence, Democrats can find salvation if a violent incident - even if instigated by a radical liberal trying to pass himself/herself off as a conservative anti-healthcare reform activist - would occur, thus delegitimizing the storm of protest which is greeting Congresscritters during their townhall meetings.
You see, when a handful or even a sidewalk full of moonbat kooks protest, it’s democracy in action, but when mainstream Americans protest government idiocies it’s at best an “unruly mob” and at worst a conspiracy of evil insurance companies/Halliburton/Exxon. It’s only patriotic to dissent when you are a liberal Democrat.
17 Darthmeister // Aug 4, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Avoiding the Next Obama
A must read! Far more cogent than the comical trash liberals wrote about President Bush.
18 Laughing@You // Aug 4, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Mr Lewis
On second thought, it could be just the Darthmeister. Talk about a green cloud!
Everthink?
19 JamesonLewis3rd // Aug 4, 2009 at 6:51 pm
The photos coming out of NoKo show Kimmy to be extremely pleased while The Hill & Bill Show looked really, really bummed-out.
20 da Bunny // Aug 4, 2009 at 8:12 pm
JamesonLewis3rd, there are a whole bunch of people either snitching on themselves for opposing Obama’s “Deathcare” plan, or snitching on libtards for lying about what is/isn’t in the plan via that Nazi-esque White House website. People are snitching on Obama with the videos of him saying his goal is to “eliminate” private health insurance, and establish a single-payer system, they’re snitching on Pelosi, Sebelius, etc. The “Death to America” Party is having their tactics used against them. Boo Hoo.
21 Newsman // Aug 4, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Yea verily Darthie, whilst the hands on thy clock spinneth with wild abandon, were thee created on this planet ?
22 onlineanalyst // Aug 4, 2009 at 8:48 pm
You had better watch out, JL3rd. Rahm Emanuel is known to stab fish repeatedly, saying, “Dead, dead, dead” with each blow of his steak knife.
Quite frankly, to paraphrase Bill Shakespeare’s words, “There’s something rotten in the state of D. C.” Or as another wise saying has it, “A fish rots from the head downward.”
No PR flak can spin Obamao’s own words caught on video about what he foresees as a single payer (ie., federal government controlled) health insurance plan. His words are not edited nor placed out of context.
It looks as if Axelrod’s Astroturfers (Obamabots) will be turning in names to the Big House for re-education. (Isn’t this what the Soviet Union did to dissenters? Big Brothah is watching you.)
23 camojack // Aug 5, 2009 at 3:43 am
I would just like to say a (belated) “Happy Birthday”…to the U.S. Coast Guard.
24 Fred Sinclair // Aug 5, 2009 at 7:45 am
Newsman #21 - Speaking of spinning fans - This is too good not to repost as it perfectly sums up almost everything we know about the usurper.
FROM “THE PATRIOT POST”
The Lie Clock
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter’s desk at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks there for?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”
“Oh,” said the man, “whose clock is that?”
“That’s Mother Teresa ’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”
“Incredible,” said the man. “And whose clock is that one?”
St. Peter responded, “That’s George Washington’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Washington told only two lies in his entire life.”
“Where’s Barack Obama ’s clock?” asked the man.
“Obama’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”
25 Fred Sinclair // Aug 5, 2009 at 10:11 am
From Yid with Lid today a short excerpt:
“In the Soviet Union, psychiatry was used for punitive purposes. If you disagreed with the government you had to be crazy Therefore Psychiatric hospitals were often used by the authorities as prisons in order to isolate political prisoners from the rest of society, discredit their ideas, and break them physically and mentally.
The Obama administration uses a similar tactic against those who dissent against his health care plan. Anybody who disagrees with the President is either a racist or crazy, so any protest against Obamacare must be set up by the Republicans or special interests.”
Fortunately according to my latest information - in spite of passage in the House; Deathcare will arrive D.O.A. in the Senate. Harry Reid cannot and will not get enough “Blue Dog” Democrats to change their vote and get the bill passed in the Senate.
Being a BIG TIME MAJOR defeat for the usurper, Rush calls it Obama’s Waterloo.
26 Laughing@You // Aug 5, 2009 at 10:23 am
“Fortunately according to my latest information”, is incorrect like all the rest of your information!
Healthcare Reform, with a public option, will pass!
We will answer Repug lies with the truth, we will meet fear with courage, and we will restore America’s Bush sullied virtue.
“I never give them (deleted). I just tell the truth and they think it’s (deleted)” Harry S Truman quotes (American 33rd President of the United States, 1884-1972) …
Everthink?
27 Darthmeister // Aug 5, 2009 at 11:24 am
Even Democratic Voters Flee the Obama-Pelosi Power Grab
Obamao’s numbers are tanking but the hard-core Obamabots continue to be blindly faithful to their messiah! All hail the Demoncrat State!
28 Fred Sinclair // Aug 5, 2009 at 4:19 pm
L@Y # 26 - The only thing I know for sure is that when the Deathcare bill is either passed , defeated or lost in Committee; one of us (you or me) will have egg on the face syndrome and I for one consistently ingest my eggs not wear them!
Harry Reid cannot get enough blue dog Democrats to go along, try as he might.
I think (pie in the sky dream) that if an amendment was attached by the Republicans to require all elected and appointed Government Employees to automatically be under Obama’s plan for Socialized health care - non revokable.
See how far that idea goes. Ha-Ha!
29 R.A.M. // Aug 5, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Here’s a “hot deal” for all those in the 51st State. Hard to tell if Domino’s is kissing up to the people of D.C. or Obama, (little difference though!)
Amazing Domino’s never did this for ANYONE else’ws birthday including George Washington, and NOT EVEN JESUS birthday!!!
No more Domino’s for my family! Here it is:
Taking a Short Bloggy Break
Posted: 04 Aug 2009 07:00 AM PDT
Well, the time has come. My due date was yesterday and today I’m off to have baby #4. Hope you enjoy the posts I’ve put up today and I’ll post more details on our newest little one very soon. Have a great day!
August Birthday? Get a Free Chocolate Lava Crunch Cake from Domino’s
Posted: 04 Aug 2009 06:00 AM PDT
If you have a birthday this month, be sure to stop by Domino’s Pizza for a FREE Chocolate Lava Crunch Cake on your birthday. Proof of date is required and no purchase is necessary.
If you live or work in Washington, DC, anyone can stop by any DC Domino’s Pizza location today only (8/4) to get a FREE Chocolate Lava Crunch Cake between 11 a.m. and 9 p.m. in celebration of President Obama’s birthday.
Finally, anyone who purchases a Domino’s BreadBowl Pasta at menu price by 9/13 will get a FREE Chocolate Lava Crunch Cake. Wow, three great ways to get such a yummy treat!
re #24: Gee Fred, that looks just like the joke I posted a couple threads back. You must be scrolling my posts.
30 R.A.M. // Aug 5, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Wonder why “Bubba” does’t try as hard to get Military hostages released, or “NON-LIB” hostages, as he did “Al Gore’s Girls”?
If he is such a great negotiator,an didn’t get them released by giving the North Korean’s ANY MORE secrets, then I expect to see him on a flight to Iran VERY SOON, and then off to get our military hostages released!
31 Fred Sinclair // Aug 5, 2009 at 5:27 pm
From Glenn Beck’s Hour about the Columbus, Ohio Tea Party where one (only) newspaper reported on the tea party.
The police estimated between 8,000 and 10,000 people were there including an hour long rainfall - virtually everyone stayed to the end. The newspaper reported that there was maybe as many as 250 - 300 people there. The media is downplaying tea parties as nothing more than a mere handful of right-wing nut job extremists. Ha!
One comment on Glenn’s web blog that I liked.
Jesse1029
Glenn what I’m about to say might be considered, wild, and right-winged. But I don’t think it is. I have been raised with the same beliefs as our founding fathers who wrote the Constitution and The Bill of Rights and wouldn’t trade it for anything! I think we need to follow the founding fathers lead and take these tea parties to the next level, that being a revolution to straighten out a government that has begun to run over its people! That being said ,I am not some nut job right-winger that anybody would even remotely call crazy. I am just tiered of all the garbage going on. “In God we trust. One nation under God. If you don’t like it leave”
Wednesday, August 05, 2009 at 04:52 PM
32 Fred Sinclair // Aug 5, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Amazing! Astonishing! Barack Hussein Obama has been around, in one form or another, for thousands of years, in fact, according to the Bible he has been here from the beginning. Jesus said so!
He was specifically speaking to His day and age’s version of Barack Husssein Obama who pops up in one form or another in every generation. Obama just happened to show up in this generation as BHO
John 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
Of course, he has competition who yearns to ascend on high and be as he is, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank, etc., are valiantly striving to outlie BHO; a losing proposition, at best, since compared to the master of lies, they are mere amateurs.
33 Fred Sinclair // Aug 6, 2009 at 11:24 am
What happened to the comments section; they've all been erased?
34 ScrappleFace // Aug 6, 2009 at 4:45 pm
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35 RAM1 // Aug 7, 2009 at 12:00 am
Happy belated there, "Huggy Bar-ry!" Say hello to Starsky and Hutch.
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