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Gov. Sanford May Ink eHarmony Pitch Deal

by Scott Ott for ScrappleFace · 3 Comments · · Print This Story Print This Story

South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, whose clandestine trip to Argentina, and revelation of an adulterous affair have sparked Republican colleagues to call for his resignation, may have already found a second career as spokesman for eHarmony.com, the matchmaking site.
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  • 1 egospeak // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:31 am

    Scott, brilliant as usual… nobody says it better. You have an amazing ability to use humor and satire to made absolutely, devastatingly right on points. You are a national treasure… but don’t let it go to your head. Just kiddin.

    Regards,

    wv - (oar8 dockets) Is that like Queens Bench VII?

  • 2 RedPepper // Jul 3, 2009 at 2:55 pm

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    I’m confused.

    For quite some time now, I’ve heard Republicans saying that they must find a way to appeal to Hispanics if they hope to succeed in the future.

    And now someone actually demonstrates that he has this ability, and Republicans are calling for his resignation?

    You’d think they would be asking him for lessons …

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  • 3 Laughing@You // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:34 am

    Say guys,

    I just heard on Air America that federal indictments are expected shortly for Sassy Sarah Palin. Apparently there is a problem involving a misappropriation of funds.

    Everthink?

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