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EPA to Propose Odd-Even CO2 Emission Rationing

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Scott Ott, editor of ScrappleFace.com, is also columnist for The Washington DC Examiner. Here’s an excerpt from his latest column, and a link to read more. You can access his other DC Examiner columns, or view PDF versions of the street edition of the paper, any time by clicking the link at the top of the page.

EPA Proposes Odd-Even Carbon Dioxide Emission Rationing
By Examiner Columnist Scott Ott

Officials at the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), intent on limiting human carbon dioxide emissions, this week revived an idea from the 1979 energy crisis to cut the most reliable sources of atmospheric CO2 by up to 50 percent.

Carbon dioxide, largely responsible for the decade-long cooling trend caused by global warming, flows as a toxic waste product from humans and many other animals, as well as from tilled soiled, energy production, motorized transportation and human manufacturing processes, all of which pose an imminent threat to life on earth.
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57 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Hawkeye // Feb 20, 2009 at 8:11 am

    There’s a lot we can learn from the Carter years. Sweaters are all the rage dontcha know!

  • 2 Hawkeye // Feb 20, 2009 at 8:24 am

    Carbon dioxide, largely responsible for the decade-long cooling trend caused by global warming…

    Great line, Scott! Love it! :lol:

  • 3 BlackLion31U // Feb 20, 2009 at 8:37 am

    RAM #152, last thread,

    Jody would be defined by most soldiers as an agent of immorality, a backstabber, a thief of relationships. Jody is the guy who looks forward to his peers deploying so he can go camp out in areas were he can take the best advantage of lonely spouses or girlfriends.
    He is a traitor; the lowest form of human being because a soldier can return home after surviving a tour in combat only to be emotionally destroyed.
    You never answered me when I asked you if you ever actually saw combat. Maybe you really are a “Jody”.
    I don’t agree with almost everything you say here, and I definitely have fun taking pokes at you, but even I would hesitate to call you Jody.
    But if the shoe fits….

    By the way Ram, check your pocket. :)

  • 4 boberinyetagain // Feb 20, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    Odd/Even…can I breath every other day?

  • 5 boberinyetagain // Feb 20, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    inhale one day, exhale the next perhaps?

  • 6 Maggie // Feb 20, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    boberin,

    ….talk about your “hot air”……
    :>)

  • 7 boberinyetagain // Feb 20, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    Amen Maggie! There seems to be enough of that to go around these days…

  • 8 RedPepper // Feb 20, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    boberin #4: Yes, every other day.

    Maybe not Sundays, though.

    And also, be sure to set aside a sufficient portion of your income to pay for the obligatory carbon offsets …

  • 9 Darthmeister // Feb 20, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    I’m not holding my breath over this one. This can happen only in the world of DimDonks.

    A Nation of Cowards? You bet, think national political media pulling its punches and carrying Oblahblah’s water while publishing numerous vile lies and politically-motivated rumors about Sarah Palin.

    Ignore that man behind the curtain!

  • 10 mindknumbed kid // Feb 20, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    Income? We don’t need no stinkin’ income…we’ve got Super Obama to take care of our needs!

  • 11 Darthmeister // Feb 20, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    Isn’t it an interesting social commentary? If the President is a Republican, it’s your constitutional right to call him a “chimp.” In fact, if you’re a smug self-righteous liberal, it’s morally superior to call the President a chimp. But if the President is a Democrat, you can’t call a chimpanzee a chimp or draw a political cartoon with a chimp lest someone think you might have been referring to the President. Doh!

    Ya know what I mean, Vern?

  • 12 Darthmeister // Feb 20, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    BTW, if my irresponsible neighbor gets a mortgage bailout because he is in foreclosure for having bought a $250,000 house with a sub-prime mortgage when he could really only afford a $100,000 house, as a responsible taxpayer can I claim as a deduction a portion of his mortgage interest on my income tax? Just wondering.

  • 13 Ms RightWing, Ink // Feb 20, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    Oh dear, I can see it now-the CO2 police will come and drag granny to the police station screaming and yelling the whole way because she dared till the soil for her petunia patch on an odd day. What a gas.

    Sad. Yes very sad indeed.

  • 14 mindknumbed kid // Feb 20, 2009 at 7:39 pm

    This plan eliminates the need to euthanize seniors under Obamascare.

  • 15 mindknumbed kid // Feb 20, 2009 at 7:42 pm

    Sad to realize that the activities which constitute our lives are threatening our lives…

  • 16 mindknumbed kid // Feb 20, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    I never got a link to this in my inbox. Whassup with that?!

  • 17 mindknumbed kid // Feb 20, 2009 at 9:06 pm

    Verse to ponder for tonight:

    2 Corinthians 10:12
    For we dare not make ourselves of the number, or compare ourselves with some that commend themselves: but they measuring themselves by themselves, and comparing themselves among themselves, are not wise.

  • 18 everthink // Feb 20, 2009 at 9:08 pm

    “Isn’t it an interesting social commentary? If the President is a Republican, it’s your constitutional right to call him a “chimp.””

    Wasn’t our last (and final) Republican President a chimp? I believe I may have used my constitutional right to say that several times.

    But, if I had said people from Texas are chimps, that would have been offensive. Or, if other people had widely said people from Texas are chimps, then if I called a fella a chimp, people might think he was from Texas and that’s offensive.

    Darth, didn’t you tell us you’re from Texas? Well, everthink, maybe those people are right?

    Were you able to follow that, Cheeta?

    Yours as always,

    ET

  • 19 everthink // Feb 20, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    “Verse to ponder for tonight”

    You know what I ponder? Why you think you should keep posting these “Inspirational Verses”, having no connection to anything.

    “This plan eliminates the need to euthanize seniors under Obamascare.”

    MNK, is this satire, or just a lie?

    ET

  • 20 mindknumbed kid // Feb 20, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    We use our bank’s internet bill pay to pay most of our bills. Our vehicle loan was through another “financial institution” (a credit union in Rapid City), and when we made our payment the two institutions did not play well together (no electronic transfer) so our bill pay would write them a check and mail it. I think it was rather stupid, but that was how it worked. Anyhow, occasionally It would take a bit longer than reasonable, regardless of that though there was always a delay. We had financed a Honda ATV through the same institution and when it came to making the last payment, my wife called to get the exact amount owed and paid it via bill pay with no problems. Last month we paid off our Suburban, and she followed the exact same procedure. We got a letter in the mail yesterday, apparently there was interest accrued while the payment was in transit and we still owed 30 cents. They also added a $20 penalty and warned that they “may report the information to the credit police” (okay - I didn’t directly quote them there). Guess I will not be doing any more business with them, why didn’t they notify us of the amount due? What was different than the other loan? Just ticked me off real good, that $20 was my weekly allowance!

  • 21 mindknumbed kid // Feb 20, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    Sorry man, I took your comments yesterday to mean that we ought to be comparing ministers/ministries.

    It is what it is, I posted. You decipher.
    (You are free to ignore that which you do not understand, but then you might as well avoid this site,eh?)

  • 22 mindknumbed kid // Feb 20, 2009 at 9:40 pm

    BTW, did you read what the box up at the top of the page said? Or just come here to hurl your fertilizer around to help your minions grow?

  • 23 mindknumbed kid // Feb 20, 2009 at 9:44 pm

    If you can’t follow the context of the scripture verse provided, maybe you could just try to find something profitable to yourself as all scripture is given by inspiration and is profitable.

  • 24 everthink // Feb 20, 2009 at 10:44 pm

    “It is what it is, I posted. You decipher.”

    You ponder what you will? I will do likewise?

    ET

  • 25 Ms RightWing, Ink // Feb 20, 2009 at 11:54 pm

    “If anyone wishes to come after Me, let him deny himself and take up his cross daily and follow Me. For whoever wishes to save his life shall lose it, but whoever loses his life for My sake, he is the one who will save it. For what does a man profit if he gains the whole world, and loses or forfeits himself?”

    ’nuff said

  • 26 R.A.M. // Feb 21, 2009 at 1:13 am

    I did my part for the environment today. I made some chili with one of those “gas passing” critters. That is one less that will harm us. :-)

    blackkitty: My answer to you is on the last thread. I do not intend on answering anything any of you trolls ask anymore, after I did on several occasions only to find it is just a game.

    Good luck to you, daddy, and your ghost gramps on defending Obama. You are going to need it! Keep storing those “rocks” in your head Ernest T. :lol:

  • 27 R.A.M. // Feb 21, 2009 at 1:28 am

    everstink likes to throw out the “lie” word at others a LOT, (#19)!

    I would encourge others to go back to the last thread where I caught him in a lie about the Bible. I would post it here but didn’t know a new thread had started, and unlike et or his boy Ernest T. Bass, I TRY to stay on topic. Keep in mind, bl31u was chastising people for name calling a short while ago. Libs are such hypocrites. ;-)

    Libs like to change the subject, (post off topic junk), when the “kitchen” starts getting hot, or when their BS starts showing, as Obama’s and his minions BS is doing right now.

    Their “hope” has changed to “there is no hope”, but they still have the “change” going, in fact their BS “changes” almost everyday! :lol:

  • 28 R.A.M. // Feb 21, 2009 at 1:45 am

    This is TOO funny!

    AOL has a story saying Obama’s approval rating has dropped, but is still at 67%. Then there is a poll you can take. Almost 100,000 peope voted and THIS POLL says 65% DISAPROVE of him!!! Here is the poll:

    Poll Results
    Do you approve or disapprove of the job Obama is doing in office so far?
    Disapprove 65% 60,276
    Approve 35% 32,329

    Note on Poll Results
    Total Votes: 92,605

    Spin that libs! Try telling us that AOL is “Conservative”. :lol:

    PS: The other poll asked if the “Stimulus Bill” had helped or hurt him:

    70% say it has hurt him!

    Man, if this continues much longer, the ONLY supporters of OBOOBA, will be the half dozen members of his fan club here! :-)

  • 29 onlineanalyst // Feb 21, 2009 at 8:33 am

    I guess that with this (unelected) agency’s proposal, we can collectively hold our breath until the nation turns all BLUE. (What are the odds/evens on the success of that plan?) The Obama administration continues its extraConstitutional imposition of rulings to make us all Cuba now…or is it Venezuela?

  • 30 Darthmeister // Feb 21, 2009 at 8:48 am

    Dorothy Myers, one of the tens of millions of Americans sending a clear message to ObaMarx and the rest of the socialist Democrats and RINOs:

    “I made a mistake. I got a mortgage that didn’t overextend me and probably bought the right piece of property so it’s not going upside down. As a reward I get to pay for TARP I, TARP II, the stimulus plan, mortgage nationalizations, bank nationalizations, and the AIG nationalization. What all else will Obama think up to punish me?”

    Amen, sister!

  • 31 Darthmeister // Feb 21, 2009 at 9:33 am

    But, if I had said people from Texas are chimps, that would have been offensive. Or, if other people had widely said people from Texas are chimps, then if I called a fella a chimp, people might think he was from Texas and that’s offensive.

    And such is the stunning “logic” of the chimps people who inhabit liberaldum.

    So why is it, neverthink, that the racebaiting morons on your side of the aisle (which most certainly includes you apparently) immediately jump to the conclusion that a cartoon that now has a chimp in it is somehow code for a reference to Mr. Obamarx or black Americans in general? Given how liberals so easily make the association, it seems to me that makes you people the real racists despite all your disingenuous rhetoric to the contrary. Remember, the biggest rednecks in the last election were Democrats, not conservative Republicans. We opposed Mr. Obama as a matter of ideological principle, it didn’t matter to us whether the man was black, brown, green, yellow or white.

    When I saw the cartoon that was the center of this ginned up controversy, such a racist association (that liberals themselves were ironically making … or are you too blind to see that, neverthink) never crossed my mind because I associated the depiction of the dead chimp with the deadness of the stupid “economic stimulus” bill. But leave it to you liberals to find a personal offense where none was intended.

    I find it interesting that liberals are ALWAYS injecting race into every controversy. It seems to me it is you liberals who continue perpetuating race myths so that you can unfairly paint those with whom you disagree as racists/bigots/homophobes/sexists ad nauseam … clearly false stereotypes. I supposed the next political cartoon which uses the word “niggardly” will incite you liberal morons to making another round of fingerpointing, eh?

    Thanks for proving one of my points again, troll.

  • 32 onlineanalyst // Feb 21, 2009 at 10:56 am

    Obama finally admits what the observant among us already knew: http://mfile.akamai.com/5020/wma/rushlimb.download.akamai.com/5020/New/overmyhead.asx

    Thank you, Mr. Shanklin.

  • 33 BlackLion31U // Feb 21, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    RAM, #27,

    I apologize if you have already answered the question. I can say, that I do read almost all of your posts word for word. I do try to find some common ground, that’s why I said I don’t agree with almost everything you say here. I don’t not recall you answering the question and I even went back and re-read your posts on the last thread and didn’t find an answer.
    If you can point me to the post, I’ll be glad to go back and read it, or you can just repeat your answer in this thread.
    On a seperate note, I concede, I lost the bet. Your post contained no all-cap words and was in excess of 40 words. R.A.M. you have proven me wrong in this instance. Congratulations.
    #28, If you are saying here that I was calling you names by refering to you as “Jody”, that absolutely not true. You are the one who proclaimed to be “Jody” in the last thread. I simply defined it and even said as much as I disagree with you, I wouldn’t stoop that low to call you that. Again however, if the shoe fits….
    But that is not for me to call.

  • 34 Darthmeister // Feb 21, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    GLOBAL WARMING GLITCH: Arctic Sea Ice Underestimated Due to Faulty Sensor…
    More proof that Global Warming is man-made … think about it.

    CHICAGO MAYOR VOWS: ‘THERE WILL BE A SURVEILLANCE CAMERA ON EVERY STREET CORNER IN CITY’…
    Mayor Daley is a Democrat. What else do you expect from a Democrat Fascist? Isn’t this something one would expect from a “fascist” Republican? Oh, but it’s for “the good of the people”, right?

    AP: Obama’s Plans Eclipsing The New Deal
    It’s all Bush’s fault.

    Activists Shocked By Hillary’s Compromise on Human Rights
    She’s a Democrat so she and the Obamarx Administration will never pay the price for their compromise on human rights. Don’t worry, the media will excuse her acting like a Republican.

    Abu Ghraib to Re-open With a New Sign and New Paint
    See, everything is okay now. Obama is in control and that means no human rights violations will ever occur at Abu Ghraib until the next election cycle. And if their are violations, you can bet the national socialist media will never mention Mr. Obama and Abu Ghraib in the same broadcast much less in the same sentence.

    ‘Stock Market Gives Obama’s First Month An ‘F”…
    Of course to the Obamatons the “F” means “Fine”. Remember, Obamessiah is now in control and everything bad that happens is Bush’s fault.

  • 35 mindknumbed kid // Feb 21, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    Oh that old Bush guy is bringing Obomba’s approval numbers down. At the rate Obomba is going with all of the “change”, when are we going to officially become the U.S.S.A.? Is this really the “change” folks believe in?

  • 36 everthink // Feb 21, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    “Remember, the biggest rednecks in the last election were Democrats, not conservative Republicans.”

    Yes Darth, and soon Democrats will have a lock on the NASCAR vote as well.

    But, I don’t think we will ever get those who handle deadly serpents, and see it as their religious duty to impose their Sharia-like law on a free people!

    Nothing; absolutely nothing, would be necessary to alter our economic framework, if people, like you, advocating a reckless laissez-faire economy hadn’t run us into the wall!

    We now find ourselves in a triage mode hoping to save what we can!

    You have denied and ignored every reasonable and obvious warning that has brought us to this point. Even now, you seem to feel you have to run up to, and spit in the face of, everyone who is doing their best to avoid amputating your backside!

    How can you be so consistently wrong about everything?

    ET

  • 37 everthink // Feb 21, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    Darth,

    “Racebaiting”? I am a good ol’ Kentucky white boy!

    Is “lunatic” a racial group? Do I have to be PC when one is trying to gnaw on my leg?

    ET

  • 38 mindknumbed kid // Feb 21, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    re#36 - there was an error on the last line, the following is the corrected version:
    “How can I be so consistently wrong about everything?”
    Well, you get an A+ for consistency.

  • 39 R.A.M. // Feb 21, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    As much as I hate to admit it, Obama has done something that made me some money yesterday. The little gold and silver I own is now more valuable, BUT only because he has continued to destroy the value of the U. S. dollar!

    Gold went over $1000 dollars an ounce about 1pm, and then closed at $993 yesterday. Silver closed at $14.41. Save your pennies too, (actually the old ones, newer ones are not copper), as the copper in only a few, will be more valuable than a hundred dollar bill soon, thanks to Obama the economics moron!

    I don’t know how much those “Obama Coins” are worth, but the metal in them is “pot metal” so probably about the same as the “paper” in our currency!

    I saw they are still selling them on TV, which means morons are still buying them. Proof positive that idol worshipping “Obama-bots” will continue to grovel at his feet, (as we see with the worshippers here), until we take back our Country from the looney left in 2010. I am waiting for the “Obama toilet tissue” with his face on it. THAT item, I WILL buy! :-)

    The libs have gained the power they have now when their ranks were reinforced from the influx they saw after MOST of them were released back into society after the insane asylums were closed in the late 80’s, early 90’s.

    Which one were you in et? :-)

    I ALSO WANT TO GIVE A BIG, (CAPITALIZED), SHOUT OUT TO MY “PEEP” BLACKLION! Since I know how he likes it when I use caps! :lol:

  • 40 Newsman // Feb 21, 2009 at 8:01 pm

    Hey darthman:

    Just wait till they foreclose and before the copper crooks move in on the joint, get the place at a good bottom feeding price, rent just to keep the joint occupied and then sell when the economy gets back on its feet [if you can wait that long].

    Isn’t that how good old capitalism works?

    Better idea yet. Sign up for a Universal Ministership, turn the joint into a Church called the “What’s Happening Now With Jesus” and take it off the tax rolls.

    You can be the Minister and take down a good percentage of the offerings for a salary. Isn’t that how the big time TV Church Phonies do it ?

    Hey, you can be on your way to a big Madoff style fortune in no time.

    Rather then dividends, give them wafers and wine.

    Then we can all say that we used to know that guy when he was a nothing without a scrapple to his name !

  • 41 onlineanalyst // Feb 21, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    Oh, my jagged nerves! How clueless are these morons in the Obama administration?

  • 42 onlineanalyst // Feb 21, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    Good grief, “Newsman”! I thought that you were describing the Rev-rund Wright there.

  • 43 R.A.M. // Feb 22, 2009 at 2:09 am

    OLA: I thought newsboy was describing Obama, until I realized that Tele-Evangelists ask for and receive donations from willing people. Obama, the “faux christian” uses his socialistic government to FORCE us ALL to fund his unholy “ministry”!

    IF, any of these trolls indeed believe in GOD, (not talking about you newsboy, I KNOW you say you don’t, but I will STILL pray for you), then they should know that GOD uses even bad things for good, so if I get “taken” by a crooked Preacher, and my intent is good, it will STILL work for good!

    When he slammed the TV Preachers, I guess newsboy was trying to be funny again?

    There is certainly no doubt why his “comedy writing” career failed. :lol:

    wv: 1968 traders. Funny, talking about newsboy and some of his lib friends makes me think of the Berkeley “1968 TRAITORS”! :lol:

  • 44 Newsman // Feb 22, 2009 at 10:12 am

    Sheesh RAM, I am curious. All kinds of people say they believe in God, but not everyone’s God seems to be the same deity ! What gives?

    The God that many of you scrapplers believe in does not seem to be the same God that the TV Preachers believe in, or that Muslims believe in or that the Jews believe in or that Roman Catholics believe in, or that Baptists believe in, etc.,etc. Everybody seems to have a different God and everybody insists their God is THE GOD!

    What are we to do ? It’s very confusing !

    Who really knows who the REAL GOD is ?

  • 45 mindknumbed kid // Feb 22, 2009 at 10:33 am

    We all believe in God, the Father of Jesus, the Creator of the vast universe, the giver of life.

  • 46 mindknumbed kid // Feb 22, 2009 at 10:38 am

    PS - His book is still available through numerous outlets.

  • 47 BlackLion31U // Feb 22, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    Awh, RAM,

    Stop it, ya make me feel all warm inside, when ya go and give me them shout outs.

    Mean time, you completely avoided the topic of our discussion and avoided answering AGAIN (figured you’d appreciate that) the question.

    It Sunday, time to polish that round and put it back in yer pocket. Careful now, people same them things be filled with the black powder.

    MKK,

    You never bother to acknowledge your arse whippen a few threads back either. I’ve changed my mind about you. We’ve established that you can read, at least some. But your ability to understand and comprehend is showing itself to be at a level of a second grader.
    Think you want to take a shot at our middle east problem again?

  • 48 BlackLion31U // Feb 22, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    Correction same to say “say”

  • 49 Ms RightWing, Ink // Feb 22, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    The 10 Commandments Old of Exodus, Chapter 20. They were handed to Moses directly by God for the people of Israel and for humanity all these thousands of years.

    “And God spoke all these words, saying: ‘I am the LORD your God…

    ONE: ‘You shall have no other gods before Me.’

    TWO: ‘You shall not make for yourself a carved image-any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.’

    THREE: ‘You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.’

    FOUR: ‘Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.’

    FIVE: ‘Honor your father and your mother.’

    SIX: ‘You shall not murder.’

    SEVEN: ‘You shall not commit adultery.’

    EIGHT: ‘You shall not steal.’

    NINE: ‘You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.’

    TEN: ‘You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s.’

    **************************************************
    About 1,400 years later, the 10 Commandments were summed up in the New Testament at Matthew 22, when Jesus was confronted by the religious experts” of the day:

    “Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?” Jesus replied: ” ‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’ This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments”

    Matthew 22:36-40.

    Remember
    All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments”

    Nothing changed. Things only got more earthy, so to speak.

    14 God said to Moses, “I AM WHO I AM”; and He said, “Thus you shall say to the sons of Israel, ‘I AM has sent me to you.’ ”
    Exodus 3:14
    **************************************************
    John 8: 53-59
    “Your father Abraham rejoiced to see My day, and he saw it and was glad.”

    So the Jews said to Him, “You are not yet fifty years old, and have You seen Abraham?”

    “Your father Abraham rejoiced to see My day, and he saw it and was glad.”

    So the Jews said to Him, “You are not yet fifty years old, and have You seen Abraham?”

    “Surely You ?a?are not greater than our father Abraham, who died? The prophets died too; whom do You make Yourself out to be?”

    Jesus answered, “?If I glorify Myself, My glory is nothing; ?b?it is My Father who glorifies Me, of whom you say, ‘He is our God’;

    and ?you have not come to know Him, ?but I know Him; and if I say that I do not know Him, I will be ??a liar like you, ?but I do know Him and ?keep His word.

    “?Your father Abraham ?b?rejoiced ?1?to see My day, and he saw it and was glad.”

    So the Jews said to Him, “You are not yet fifty years old, and have You seen Abraham?”

    58 Jesus said to them, “Truly, truly, I say to you, before Abraham ?was born, ?I am.”

    Therefore they ?a?picked up stones to throw at Him, but Jesus ?hid Himself ………

    Let me repeat verse 58. Get the connection?

    Jesus said to them, “Truly, truly, I say to you, before Abraham ?was born, ?I am.”

    Now I am not here to dispel the gods man makes with his vain imaginations, nor the ones he carves out of wood and clay. If you want to rub the belly of the dead Buddha, then that is your prerogative.

    But for me, well I will stick with the one God of Jacob, Moses, Issac, Abraham and Peter, John and Paul

    ’nuff said.

  • 50 Ms RightWing, Ink // Feb 22, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    The 10 Commandments Old of Exodus, Chapter 20. They were handed to Moses directly by God for the people of Israel and for humanity all these thousands of years.

    “And God spoke all these words, saying: ‘I am the LORD your God…

    ONE: ‘You shall have no other gods before Me.’

    TWO: ‘You shall not make for yourself a carved image-any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.’

    THREE: ‘You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.’

    FOUR: ‘Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.’

    FIVE: ‘Honor your father and your mother.’

    SIX: ‘You shall not murder.’

    SEVEN: ‘You shall not commit adultery.’

    EIGHT: ‘You shall not steal.’

    NINE: ‘You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.’

    TEN: ‘You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s.’

    **************************************************
    About 1,400 years later, the 10 Commandments were summed up in the New Testament at Matthew 22, when Jesus was confronted by the religious experts” of the day:

    “Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?” Jesus replied: ” ‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’ This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments”

    Matthew 22:36-40.

    Remember
    All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments”

    Nothing changed. Things only got more earthy, so to speak.

    14 God said to Moses, “I AM WHO I AM”; and He said, “Thus you shall say to the sons of Israel, ‘I AM has sent me to you.’ ”
    Exodus 3:14
    **************************************************
    John 8: 53-59
    “Your father Abraham rejoiced to see My day, and he saw it and was glad.”

    So the Jews said to Him, “You are not yet fifty years old, and have You seen Abraham?”

    “Your father Abraham rejoiced to see My day, and he saw it and was glad.”

    So the Jews said to Him, “You are not yet fifty years old, and have You seen Abraham?”

    “Surely You ?a?are not greater than our father Abraham, who died? The prophets died too; whom do You make Yourself out to be?”

    Jesus answered, “?If I glorify Myself, My glory is nothing; ?b?it is My Father who glorifies Me, of whom you say, ‘He is our God’;

    and ?you have not come to know Him, ?but I know Him; and if I say that I do not know Him, I will be ??a liar like you, ?but I do know Him and ?keep His word.

    “?Your father Abraham ?b?rejoiced ?1?to see My day, and he saw it and was glad.”

    So the Jews said to Him, “You are not yet fifty years old, and have You seen Abraham?”

    58 Jesus said to them, “Truly, truly, I say to you, before Abraham ?was born, ?I am.”

    Therefore they ?a?picked up stones to throw at Him, but Jesus ?hid Himself ………

    Let me repeat verse 58. Get the connection?

    Jesus said to them, “Truly, truly, I say to you, before Abraham ?was born, ?I am.”

    Now I am not here to dispel the gods man makes with his vain imaginations, nor the ones he carves out of wood and clay. If you want to rub the belly of the dead Buddha, then that is your prerogative.

    But for me, well I will stick with the one God of Jacob, Moses, Issac, Abraham and Peter, John and Paul

    ’nuff said.

  • 51 Ms RightWing, Ink // Feb 22, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    I just spent a huge amount of time creating a reply to Newsman re:44, though it was directed towards R.A.M. I know he didn’t need my help but being a cold windy day here in the Buckeye I thought perhaps a good cobweb cleaning of my drug-store-cowgirl highly trained mind would be a good thing.

    After I finished my lecture, so to speak, I hit the wondrous submit button only to get:

    WordPress database error: [Illegal mix of collations (latin1_swedish_ci,IMPLICIT) and (utf8_general_ci,COERCIBLE) for operation…..so forth and so on.

    Oh well, another day I may try and translate it all into simple English-but not today.

  • 52 Ms RightWing, Ink // Feb 22, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    Now that is weird! Twice it rejected my thoughts the wham, behold, the computer must have translated it after all.

    Sorry Scott for using all that space.

  • 53 Ms RightWing, Ink // Feb 22, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    and what is with all those question marks and letters. Oh well these darn old computers anyhow

    ??????? a????b?????ab???????a??????

  • 54 BlackLion31U // Feb 22, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    Ms. RightWing(Aunt B),

    Believe me RAM needs all you can provide him. Your efforts have not gone unoticed.

  • 55 R.A.M. // Feb 22, 2009 at 7:56 pm

    Ms. Rightwing: There is nothing wrong with posting this twice, as we all need to realize our “fleshly” faults. Apparently though, “faux christians” like bl31u still cannot see their own faults, (et’s boy is still too busy pointing that finger at others), or the FACT that their “faux messiah” believes breaking the 10th commandment is alright to “fix” the economy. Not nice Ernest T.. What would/will Grandpa say? :-)
    OBOOBA, not only “covets” his neighbors property, he is going to take it and redistribute it to the lazy and those on drugs!

    newsboy: I realize you are trying to play a “game”, (same as et, and his redneck boy), but I will answer you this one last time. If you had EVER met the FATHER of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, you would KNOW who the REAL GOD is. I really do pray you will, before it is too late.

    I have to ask you why you are so angry at TV preachers for, (as you claim), taking money from believers yet, are not at all angry with Islamic radicals who kill and behead those who do not follow their beliefs?

    You sure are a mixed up pup!

  • 56 R.A.M. // Feb 22, 2009 at 8:08 pm

    PS: Ms Rightwing. Do you know about the system tools, such as disk cleanup and disk defragmenter to clean up your PC?

    Forgive me if you already do, but it was a few years before I learned about using these and am sure that my first PC “died” for lack of “cleaning it” once in a while.

    I now have registry cleaners, and use the “Internet option tools” to clear my website files also.

    Maybe this will help some here if you already know. I’m still fairly new to the PC game. I got my first PC in 2000. A used Compaq 386 with no Internet access.

    I think my Sansa Sandisk has more memory than that PC did! :-)

  • 57 MajorDomo // Feb 23, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    I just need to know what day of the week/month will the clean air kooks allow me to flatulate?

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