(2009-01-19) — Joe Biden, 66, is old enough to remember when Delaware residents were treated as second-class citizens, now millions of Americans have flooded into Washington D.C. to watch the historic swearing-in of the nation’s first Delawarian vice president.
“It’s a watershed moment,” said the former U.S. Senator, “I’m very conscious that the eyes of the nation — of the world really — will be upon me tomorrow as I place my hand on the Bible and do something that even a generation ago seemed impossible for a native son of Delaware.”
Mr. Biden said he still recalls the sting of scorn endured by his father, when men from other states questioned whether Delaware was actually part of the union, or merely an off-shore corporate tax haven.
“My Dad would just politely mention that Delaware is connected by a land bridge to the continental U.S.,” said Mr. Biden, “He wasn’t trying to pick a fight, but he never gave in to the prejudice without an effort to maintain the dignity of his people…If only he had lived to see this moment.”
Some cynics have noted that Mr. Biden was actually born in Scranton, Pennsylvania, and lived in the Keystone State for his first 11 years, but he argues that makes him at least 83 percent Delawarian, which is “a super majority.”
“I wrestled in my college years with questions of my identity,” Mr. Biden said, “but ultimately I came to terms with it and embraced my Delawareness. Sure, I still cringe when I hear some ignorant statist cracking a Caesar Rodney joke, but for the most part I have risen above the bitterness.”
146 responses so far ↓
1 RepublicanAttackMach // Jan 19, 2009 at 8:21 am
OLA re#3, Chia Pet —
2 gafisher // Jan 19, 2009 at 9:16 am
Delawhere?
3 gafisher // Jan 19, 2009 at 9:22 am
It would be wrong to let this Federal Holiday pass without remembering:
More at Human Events.
4 onlineanalyst // Jan 19, 2009 at 9:36 am
Granted: there will be more eyes on the swearing in of the Chia Pet than on the Obama WH pet today. After all, the Scranton Scrapper set the tone by traveling to DC by train for most of his misguided career in Congress.
Afterward, he will be quickly shunted off to the National Observatory so that he does not put his elegant foot into his mouth during this hysterical occasion.
“Say it isn’t so, Joe. You betcha!”
5 Ms RightWing, Ink // Jan 19, 2009 at 10:06 am
Joe Biden? Oh ya, he is the white guy tagging along. Forgot about him.
Is this a driving Miss Daisy role in reverse?
Remember this is Service Day-go build a house or something. Tomorrow you can feel good about yourself as you swear never to do something that stupid again.
But my question is this; If we are all so poor who serves who.
6 JamesonLewis3rd // Jan 19, 2009 at 10:39 am
from Gotta Serve Somebody
from Slow Train Coming (1979)
by Bob Dylan
7 gafisher // Jan 19, 2009 at 10:50 am
“… ultimately I came to terms with it and embraced my Delawareness.”
Jivin’ Joe’s oratorical talents have often been ridiculed, but “Delawareness” really does roll off the tongue better than those synonyms which begin with “deer in the headlights.”
8 Hawkeye // Jan 19, 2009 at 10:50 am
It is also a little known fact that Joe “Plugs” Biden is also the first VP to be sworn in that employed the use of “hair-plugs”. Biden has struggled most of his adult life against the discrimination endured by “baldoes”. Which reminds me… Mr. Baldo… oh, let’s not go there.
9 upnorthlurkin // Jan 19, 2009 at 11:13 am
The Wiki description of Caesar Rodney reports he was a member of the Democratic Republican party…. I guess we truly were united at one time.
10 RepublicanAttackMachine // Jan 19, 2009 at 12:17 pm
When “men from other states” scorned Biden’s dad, I have a feeling it was not a slight against Delaware, rather aginst Biden and his dad, NO MATTER what state they eminated from!
I shouldn’t say bad things about Biden, as he is helping my spiritual life. It makes it MUCH easier to pray for the health and well being of Obama, knowing that Biden is next in line!
11 gafisher // Jan 19, 2009 at 2:55 pm
“Some cynics have noted that Mr. Biden was actually born in Scranton, Pennsylvania …”
So he’s not a natural-born citizen? *
(* of Delaware)
12 gafisher // Jan 19, 2009 at 3:10 pm
CNN predicts that the words of the other guy being sworn in tomorrow are destined to be engraved in granite. [Here] is an example of the liquid tones of that tireless silver tongue which your grandchildren may someday be required to memorize.
13 RichMedia // Jan 19, 2009 at 3:38 pm
“ultimately I came to terms with it and embraced my Delawareness.”
Joe Biden is an American Indian?
14 MajorDomo // Jan 19, 2009 at 4:09 pm
“I wrestled in my college years with questions of my identity,†I wonder if he concluded that he was a tin-plated jerk?
Obummer Ecollapse minus 23 hours. Ready the half-mast flag.
By the way, congratulations to Dubya for finally pardoning Ignacio Ramos and Jose Alonso Compean! Too bad it didn’t happen long ago! Now about Scooter Libby…
15 MajorDomo // Jan 19, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Song by The Platters that should be the Obama Anthem for the inauguration:
Oh yes, I’m the great pretender
Pretending that I’m doing well
My need is such; I pretend too much
I’m lonely but no one can tell.
Oh yes, I’m the great pretender
A drift in a world of my own
I play the game; but to my real shame
You’ve let me to dream all alone.
Too real is this feeling of make believe
Too real when I feel what my heart can’t conceal.
Oh yes I’m the great pretender
Just laughing and gay like a clown
I seem to be what I’m not; you see
I’m wearing my heart like a crown
Pretending that you’re still around.
Too real is this feeling of make believe
Too real when I feel what my heart can’t conceal
Yes I’m the great pretender
Just laughing and gay like a clown
I seem to be what I’m not you see
I’m wearing my heart like a crown
Pretending that you’re still around.
16 RepublicanAttackMachine // Jan 19, 2009 at 4:39 pm
“Bush commutes sentences of Ramos and Compean on March 20th”
Better late than never!:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=86533
Unless, “The Usurper” overturns this with an Executive Order”.
17 RepublicanAttackMachine // Jan 19, 2009 at 4:47 pm
MajorDomo: I am sorry. I didn’t see your post at #15. Likely the LAST good news we Conservatives will hear for a while!
BUT GOD, (the REAL ONE, in Heaven), is STILL in charge!
Take that, PUNY fake messiah Obummer, and ALL your troll idol worshippers!!
18 everthink // Jan 19, 2009 at 4:58 pm
“Why Martin Luther King Was Republican”. Maybe, but his son Martin Luther King, Jr. was a Democrat.
The Democratic Party purged itself of the racist Dixiecrats ceded to the Republicans by it’s principled stand on the 1964 Civil Rights Bill. They became the largest “voting block” of the Republicans known as the “Southern Strategy”.
Any more lies you’d like to tell?
ET
19 gafisher // Jan 19, 2009 at 4:59 pm
MajorDomo Re#14: “By the way, congratulations to Dubya for finally pardoning …”
Actually he only commuted their sentences, just as he did for Scooter Libby. They will spend the rest of their lives being punished for doing their job, just not in prison.
20 everthink // Jan 19, 2009 at 5:04 pm
19 hours!
ET
21 gafisher // Jan 19, 2009 at 5:06 pm
“Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was a Republican.”
Sorry if the truth hurts, et. Read the article, then try to argue from facts (rather than away from facts).
22 RepublicanAttackMachine // Jan 19, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Yet another lying lib troll, trying to revise history.
Maybe these lies “IT” tells were taught to “IT” in school?
23 gafisher // Jan 19, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Aw, RAM, don’t call “IT” a troll just because “IT” Eschews Truth.
24 gafisher // Jan 19, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Clayton Makepeace offers Obama some interesting economic advice [here].
25 everthink // Jan 19, 2009 at 8:11 pm
16 hours!
ET
26 onlineanalyst // Jan 19, 2009 at 8:49 pm
What is so sad about this inauguration particularly is that the excessive marketing accompanying it cheapens the dignity associated with the office and its responsibilities. Tasteless cheap trinkets (probably manufactured in China) and mindless blatherings from air-head celebrities give the event the qualities of a carnival sideshow. Look at the plethora of junk being hawked in an economy that supposedly is wheezing its way to the Great Depression II: http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=OTMxMzIyN2VkZDVhZjdjMzMxMjcyYmM3MDgyNjgxNmI. From Obama’s announcement to run for office through the whirlwind European tour to the Invesco Field Olympic acceptance of his party’s nomination, Obama has been nothing but a marketed product. Pitiful.
As just one sign of the absurdity fed by popular culture, the world-renowned economic expert, Spike Lee, claims that God created the economic meltdown so that Obama could become President. Besides the idiotic blasphemy of such a claim, this is a reasoned response? This nugget comes from the perpetual grievance impressario who gave the world Malcom X?
Well, good for Obama for fooling so many of the populace. But even members of his own race (If that was the point of what makes his election historical) recognize the foolishness of the Obamalooza. Sister Toljah, Baldilocks, Thomas Sowell, Walter Williams, and Star Parker are verbally less-than-impressed, for they see through the sham, shuck and jive and much of the destructiveness of Obama’s plans.
The distinction of how the overwrought Left and the disappointed Right react to election outcomes is summed up in this tale of three inaugurations from another Black writer: http://www.black-and-right.com/2009/01/19/a-tale-of-three-inaugurations/.
27 MajorDomo // Jan 19, 2009 at 8:52 pm
ET- Counting the hours, like a lifer doin hard time.
16 hours, and then what?
28 MajorDomo // Jan 19, 2009 at 9:06 pm
gafisher 19: Thanks for the correction. I somehow got justice confused with
29 mindknumbed kid // Jan 19, 2009 at 9:28 pm
16 hours and then 4 years of continued platitudes…
What more can you expect from a man who only had the courage to vote “present” unless the preservation of an unborn was at risk!?
30 mindknumbed kid // Jan 19, 2009 at 9:35 pm
The only practical thing to do at this time is to perform a partial-birth abortion on the pending inauguration (or is it a coronation?) and give the money saved thereby to the needy. ( Not the handouts crowd, but hard working citizens who have played by the rules and “caused” the current financial crisis.) Quick, somebody get the doctor before it is too late.
31 mindknumbed kid // Jan 19, 2009 at 9:41 pm
As it is written, “This too shall pass.” The best part will be the end.
32 mindknumbed kid // Jan 19, 2009 at 9:43 pm
I’m wondering, what will Della wear?
33 mindknumbed kid // Jan 19, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Oh, allright then. PUSH!
34 baragirl // Jan 19, 2009 at 9:46 pm
The End Of The World
To: The End Of The World
Who knows if the sun will still be shining?
Who knows if the sea will rush to the shore ?
Don’t they know ,It’s the End Of The World,
Since Bush isn’t President any more?
What’ll make the birds go on singing?
What’ll make us glad we were born?
Don’t we know , it’s the End Of The World ,
Since Obama won with the help of ACORN?
I wake up in the morning and I wonder,
Why nothing is the same as it’s been,
I can’t understand ,no I can’t understand ,
Why we’d throw away the best life Man has ever seen.
Why does the Media go on cheating?
Why can’t they be even and fair?
Don’t they know it’s the End Of The World,
When we all hear Obama say,” I Swear”?
prettyold
35 Ms RightWing, Ink // Jan 19, 2009 at 9:46 pm
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36 mindknumbed kid // Jan 19, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Suddenly it seems as though I just can’t get through to you - is it over?
37 mindknumbed kid // Jan 19, 2009 at 9:58 pm
Last gasp for pushin’ my posts through tonight.
38 Ms RightWing, Ink // Jan 19, 2009 at 10:00 pm
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Will be available in Kenya if purchaser can come up with a dollar.
39 Ms RightWing, Ink // Jan 19, 2009 at 10:09 pm
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40 onlineanalyst // Jan 19, 2009 at 10:12 pm
baragirl: A Skeeter Davis tune! I love it.
Bringing a little levity to the lunacy: http://www.tothepointnews.com/content/view/3481/85/
The previous was an unpaid service since no one is allowed to joke about Obama. So it is written, so it will be obeyed…except for here at Scrappleface.
Dr. Jill Biden has the same tendency to be a gaffemaster as her hubby. She let the cat out of the bag today that “Say it ain’t so, Joe” was offered a choice between being VP and SoS.
41 mindknumbed kid // Jan 19, 2009 at 10:41 pm
I don’t like them sad songs, prettyold…
42 everthink // Jan 20, 2009 at 12:16 am
“16 hours, and then what?”
Constitutional government!
12 hours!
ET
43 mindknumbed kid // Jan 20, 2009 at 12:33 am
In a pig’s eye…
44 everthink // Jan 20, 2009 at 1:29 am
Final poll:
Bush approval ~ 22%
Bush disapproval ~ 76%
11 hours!
ET
45 Ms RightWing, Ink // Jan 20, 2009 at 1:52 am
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46 Left Coast-Right Mind // Jan 20, 2009 at 2:08 am
My credit card is ready, did I make the 30 minute deadline? I sure hope so.
Maybe I should hold out for an official life-size Obama Socialism growth chart to tack to my wall. That way, each morning I can stand next to it and see if I measure up. Thankfully, I’d be able to say “No”.
As for Joe Biden, with his penchant for athlete’s tongue, he may be the first and last VP from Delavania.
47 JamesonLewis3rd // Jan 20, 2009 at 6:46 am
I have several varieties of BHO bobble-heads mounted on my dashboard. The one that keeps me laughing the hardest is the one of him grinning in an Abraham Lincoln costume (complete with stovepipe hat and weird beard) and the dangling, tap-dancing legs—4 convenient payments, plus S&H.
Yes, the show is about to begin and all indicators show that I might have been overly optimistic in my prognostications when I used the word Horrorshow over the past couple of years.
Therein lies, perhaps, the catalyst for the only benefit to stem from this historic occasion: A revitalized prayer life.
I seriously believe that this historic occasion will result in more people turning to Almighty God—He can use bad stuff for good stuff.
48 onlineanalyst // Jan 20, 2009 at 8:31 am
I just now had a chuckle over Scott’s headline hyperbole about the millions flocking to DC for this event. You da man, Mr. Ott.
49 RepublicanAttackMachine // Jan 20, 2009 at 8:55 am
If there is any good to the VERY SHORT Obama “Occupation of the White House”, it will be that IF America survives him and his rubberstamp congress, (YES, snall “c”), Dimocrats will have seen the LAST of their one parth rule, and will likely NOT hold a majority in ANY branch of guv’mint for decades!
Obama has changed his plans for a basketball court where the bowling alley was. He now has plans for either a Popeye’s Chicken store or Bar-b-que Heaven .
That way when $harpton, Je$$e, and REV Wright come to visit he won’t have to break out the good China.
Obama thought about a barber shop, but didn’t want to bring anymore bad elements in than the ones that were ALREADY going to be there!
1461 Days, 06 Hours, 05 Minutes, 15 Seconds, until America’s National nightmare ends!
50 everthink // Jan 20, 2009 at 9:05 am
3:55:00!
ET
51 Darthmeister // Jan 20, 2009 at 9:08 am
Bimbo Biden as VP … who would have thunk it.
Note: Whenever the Donks and the liberal national media speak of a new age of “responsibility” and “sacrifice” please keep in mind they are using liberal codewords for MORE TAXES.
No one in their right mind could possibly believe that these liberal humanists are actually going to ask/require their constituents living on the welfare plantation and in prison to be engaging in more “sacrifice” or to take personal responsibility for their lifestyle.
So watch in the very near future, when any tax proposals on the part of these socialist humanists is advanced they will invariably be accompanied by the words “sacrifice” and “responsibility.”
You see, in a Donk’s warped mind, it’s very patriotic to first demand your government to increase taxes (to fund a government program which directly benefits them, btw!) and then to joyfully pay them. Kind of like 1776 in reverse. That’s why they complain (like David Broder did in a recent moonbat commentary) that one of Bush’s failures was not to ask for “more sacrifice” from Americans during the war on terror. Clearly codeword for more taxes (to enlarge the welfare state) because Broder certainly wasn’t talking about Americans living on rationed gasoline/food/tires or working in arms factories.
52 everthink // Jan 20, 2009 at 9:08 am
Is Dumbyah drunk yet?
ET
53 Darthmeister // Jan 20, 2009 at 9:09 am
3:55 until America becomes Amerika.
Day one of America held hostage by barking moonbats.
54 Darthmeister // Jan 20, 2009 at 9:14 am
Say neverthink, dream of unicorns and rainbows last night or are you still caught up in the quicksand of your Bush Derangement?
Your posting here in the manner you do proves the latter. Buwahahahaha. Thanks for the confirmation of your BDS. The happiest day of your life now that your personal messiah is going to be coronated and all you can do is use your cranyons to spew more Bush hatred. Pathetic troll.
55 Darthmeister // Jan 20, 2009 at 9:17 am
Bush and the Bush-haters.
When I saw your Bush hatefest this morning, neverthink, it proved Dunn has people like you pegged. But kooks like you will never see the truth about themselves because of their own blind self-righteousness.
56 everthink // Jan 20, 2009 at 9:21 am
Palin has shown up, and wants to speak first, by golly, you betchcha also!
Oh’, say it ain’t so Joe!
3:38:00!
ET
57 everthink // Jan 20, 2009 at 9:29 am
Oh’ Darth,
Take your collar out of your mouth, and stop drooling on your keyboard.
At least 78% of the people have seen the truth, and they are about to free themselves of Repugs.
Did young Dick ever do the right thing?
ET
58 boberinyetagain // Jan 20, 2009 at 9:33 am
Almost time…time for some respect and dignity. Respect for ones “enemies” (because they aren’t enemies) in Congress. Respect for other nations, other viewpoints in general. Not wishy-washy, genuine respect. you’ll be shocked at what can happen when America believes that others might have a point. Shocked I tell ye. It’s been otherwise for so long that it’s almost impossibe to imagine but you’ll see soon enough.
And, once the world sees the respect the dignity will be apparent as the cause.
Oh, and he’s going to cut (yes, cut) taces on me and mine. Once I hit the lottery (which will of course never happen) and I have my millions I’ll automatically become a Republican and expect a tax cut.
As for “small business” and the pain they’ll suffer as a result of all their profit being taxed I say again…if there’s a “small” business out there that’s showing a “profit” (does anyone here know what that menas?) of more the $250,000 then they need a new accountant. there might be 50 “small” businesses in the countryshowing that kind of profit but again, they need a better accountant.
Funny premise Scott!
59 everthink // Jan 20, 2009 at 9:50 am
I hope at least half of all those people brought an extra pair of old shoes with them!
ET
60 everthink // Jan 20, 2009 at 9:59 am
3 hours!
ET
61 everthink // Jan 20, 2009 at 10:03 am
“Kind of like 1776 in reverse.”
Really? We’re getting rid of a guy named George who thinks he is king!
ET
62 boberinyetagain // Jan 20, 2009 at 10:20 am
as an example…and a darned fine one…
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President-elect Barack Obama honored his vanquished Republican rival John McCain on Monday, describing the Arizona senator as an “American hero” while the Democrat prepared to assume the office that both men fought bitterly to attain.
And there are already many more. Press conferences for instance. Obama has the nerve to call on people by name/title/organization (as though they were professionals with feelings/value) instead of emulating George and calling them “stretch” and “skippy” and such. No wonder they held George in such “high” regard.
The same can/will go for Congress and the rest of the world .
If you folks are so dead inside that you can’t feel the excitement/promise/one more chance we’ve got then I feel badly for you, really.
if it’s any consolation the only other winner I ever voted for was Ron something. Y’all can hope that my track record holds up…
wv = “said congress”…how odd
63 Ms RightWing, Ink // Jan 20, 2009 at 10:22 am
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64 everthink // Jan 20, 2009 at 10:24 am
When they were showing the Bushs moving out on television yesterday. They showed a Ryder truck just loaded up with boxes that, it looked to me, were labeled “Stolen Florida Ballots”.
ET
65 Newsman // Jan 20, 2009 at 10:27 am
Goodbye George !
66 J. Cougar Melancholy // Jan 20, 2009 at 10:32 am
“A little patience, and we shall see the reign of witches pass over, their spells dissolve, and the people, recovering their true sight, restore their government to it’s true principles.”
- Thomas Jefferson - 1798
Exit the Thief
Hail to the Chief
Big White Houses, Y’all
67 boberinyetagain // Jan 20, 2009 at 10:37 am
If folks here could muster 1/3 the class that McCain has shown they’d be on to something.
Or is John now perceived as having gone to the “dark side” and is thus a loser? Which is it folks?
68 everthink // Jan 20, 2009 at 10:52 am
London and Louth,
Sorry about the last eight years, we will make it right today.
ET
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71 boberinyetagain // Jan 20, 2009 at 11:31 am
Ms, you go girl! You are on a roll today!
72 upnorthlurkin // Jan 20, 2009 at 11:46 am
I see the O-gasm is about to out-Wellstone the Wellstone memorial. You dhimmis just have so much Uuhhhh, ahhhh, class. The only prayin’ goin’ on in DC is that the teleprompter and the backup teleprompter and the battery backup don’t fail! We wouldn’t want mr. eloquent having to wing-it!
73 Left Coast-Right Mind // Jan 20, 2009 at 12:10 pm
The two what’s-their-faces are getting inaugurated today? Well, I’ll be doggone’d. Do I have time to run down to the local Wal-Mart for a pack of sickness bags and a blood testing device? I’m afraid of getting a bloodsugar contact high from listening to the syrupy drivel that’s sure to be oozing from my TV/radio and contracting some form of hyperglycemia or something.
And so it begins. Barack H-word Obama will be the first President in history to enjoy a 100% approval rating for his entire Presidency. Let’s face it, those who disagree with his policy positions don’t matter anyhow, so their opinions are automatically disqualified. Hey, it worked for Saddam H-word.
74 BlackLion31U // Jan 20, 2009 at 12:25 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ONE AND ALL!!!
75 BlackLion31U // Jan 20, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Sorry, working on an old laptop. There in the ward with you Domo
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77 BlackLion31U // Jan 20, 2009 at 12:32 pm
I can now whole-heartedly say without reservation that George W. Bush did something right. He did not pardon any of his felonious administration for their behavior over the last eight years, leaving open the possibility of legal retribution. Too bad he had to wait till his last day to get something right. But hey, maybe he was trying to right some of his wrongs by this action.
78 upnorthlurkin // Jan 20, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Day 1, America held hostage. I wonder if Dumbo will wear his flag pin today?
79 BlackLion31U // Jan 20, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Dick Cheney is gone. Finally, and hopefully will soon be taking up residence in one of our great correctional institutions!
80 BlackLion31U // Jan 20, 2009 at 1:06 pm
God Bless America, and God Bless Barack Obama the 44th President of the United States.
81 boberinyetagain // Jan 20, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Wee ha…let the new regime commence!
82 Ms RightWing, Ink // Jan 20, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Did someone say BHO made it as president??? As for me and my family we are watching reruns on TCM.
Keep me posted because I have more bling- bling to sell.
As one huckster to another-you make it and I will sell it to the public.
83 upnorthlurkin // Jan 20, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Does Dumbo know how to give anything other than a campaign speech?! This is what Soros bought?!
I sure ain’t never heard a Benediction like that one….hand on you honkeys!
84 upnorthlurkin // Jan 20, 2009 at 1:51 pm
or maybe I meant hang on you honkeys.
85 upnorthlurkin // Jan 20, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Thank goodness I have a bunch of recorded episodes of Third Rock From the Sun! Sally just got promoted to high commander….
Somebody obviously forgot to tell Rev. Lowrey that barkey’s supposed to be the great uniter…
86 MajorDomo // Jan 20, 2009 at 3:09 pm
ET 42:
MD -“16 hours, and then what?â€
ET - Constitutional government! (in bold)
No need to magnify your idiocy by putting it in bold print. It has been on display many times.
87 MajorDomo // Jan 20, 2009 at 3:15 pm
The Ecollapse has become total. Today marks what will be the highest point in the Obama presidency.
How uplifting was his inauguration speech? The Dow went down 200 points! (so far).
88 MajorDomo // Jan 20, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Bober 67: John who?
89 MajorDomo // Jan 20, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Flags at half-staff in honor of The Kenya Kid.
90 BlackLion31U // Jan 20, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Domo,
You just keep telling your shrink that your right and eventually you’ll get some where. Keep up the fight buddy.
91 Left Coast-Right Mind // Jan 20, 2009 at 4:19 pm
We’re three plus hours into the Obama Administration, and according to Citibank, I still have to make payments on my mortgage. What gives?
92 BlackLion31U // Jan 20, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Hey, Check it out Domo,
coup
There may be a couple of people here in the same ward with you.
93 Ms RightWing, Ink // Jan 20, 2009 at 4:31 pm
So that was the mixed race man on my TV. I wondered what was going on when every channel I turned to had his mug on it. I thought it was one of those California high speed chases on the 401
94 BlackLion31U // Jan 20, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Hey I’ve enrolled in Obama’s Social work program, I’d be glad to deliver you cookies if you tell me the name and address of your institution.
95 upnorthlurkin // Jan 20, 2009 at 4:39 pm
We’re going to be fine, kitty, we were able to keep from hurling through the 8 years known as the era of the zipper, we’ll make it through the error of this o-gasm too. Give your kool-aide and cookies to daddy et and bob and his wifey, erin….they’re the ones with their hands out…..
96 Left Coast-Right Mind // Jan 20, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Why is the Stock Market tanking? It’s down over 290 points. Why hasn’t it skyrocketed 6,000 points by now?
Have all the terrorists dropped their weapons yet? Have they seen the error of their ways and turned away from their dogma of hatred?
And most importantly…where’s my unicorn?
97 BlackLion31U // Jan 20, 2009 at 6:00 pm
upnorth,
I would take the “the era of the zipper” over the last eight years every time. Clinton may have damaged his family, but he didn’t destroy the country and sacrifice thousands of American lives for sake of his ventures!!
Cabin fever setting in yet?
98 Deerslayer // Jan 20, 2009 at 6:04 pm
#1. Let’s see..BHO needs a teleprompter for the oath-of-office.
#2. The Hussein Market dropped 330 points.
#3. Everything is running behind schedule.
#4. BHO speech sounded extremely more Conserative than Liberal…the lefties just have to be going NUTS after listening to Hussein’s first speech as POTUS.
99 JamesonLewis3rd // Jan 20, 2009 at 6:08 pm
I especially enjoyed the revival of racist hatred I found while reading the utterly despicable invocation given today.
100 JamesonLewis3rd // Jan 20, 2009 at 6:15 pm
I meant benediction, obviously. Sorry.
Yelluh-melluh. What’s that?
101 upnorthlurkin // Jan 20, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Which country has been destroyed?! Clinton damaged our country’s image around the world….as well as decimated our military. And I know you keep conveniently forgetting that we have an all volunteer military, but President Bush didn’t sacrifice ONE life. If the zipper had paid an ounce of attention to the threat at hand and actually taken action, 9/11 may not have happened. He was too “popularity poll” oriented to make any serious decisions.
102 everthink // Jan 20, 2009 at 6:28 pm
“No need to magnify your idiocy by putting it in bold print. It has been on display many times.”
MajorDumo,
I’m shocked that you would say that to me after all I’ve done for you Scrapplefreaks.
Go eat a worm!
ET
103 everthink // Jan 20, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Bush is gone! President Obama! Bush is gone! President Obama! Bush is gone! President Obama! Bush is gone! President Obama! Bush is gone! President Obama! Bush is gone! President Obama! Bush is gone! President Obama!
Come on now everybody join in. I can’t hear you!
ET
104 everthink // Jan 20, 2009 at 6:43 pm
“I especially enjoyed the revival of racist hatred …”
That’s your thing, ain’t it twerp!
The Lord can save you from that too!
ET
105 Ms RightWing, Ink // Jan 20, 2009 at 7:01 pm
I was watching FOX and when the Communist, er Socialist, er, American Workers Party (four change) went by the Obama’s went nuts. That’s it. I turned off the TV.
Welcome to the Polit Bureau
106 upnorthlurkin // Jan 20, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Ms. Rightwing, heh! Yeah, the old, “We’re judged by the company we keep, is gonna come back and bite old Dumbo’s cultists eventually. It’s interesting to see the jihadis dancing in the streets once again… I’m wondering if Soros is having buyer’s remorse yet?!
107 JamesonLewis3rd // Jan 20, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Yes, I hate racism and the Lord will not and can not take that hatred away from me—He gave it to me.
108 Fred Sinclair // Jan 20, 2009 at 8:49 pm
JL3rd # 107 - There is no person or persons that I hate I would have to state that the only thing I honestly hate is stupidity. Since “racism” fits under that heading, I too hate “racism”.
There has, in my 71 years, never been such a display of stupidity as took place in Washington D.C. today.
A line, in a long ago movie, recited by a “mover and shaker” Madison Avenue type, who owned and ran a major Advertising Agency. In a political environment he said, “Give me an unlimited budget, and I will take any person you pick off of the sidewalks outside, I said any person and I mean literally any person and put that person in the White House as President of the United States!”
George Soros must have seen that movie and said to himself, “I believe he’s right, I think I’ll just try that.” and so he picked the least qualified person he could find in all America and with an unlimited budget, much from highly questionable sources, for $668 million dollars he bought the Presidency for his usurper.
He may, in the short future, experience severe ‘buyers remorse’. He might have done far better with “Joe, the plumber”.
As I figured, today seems to have brought a bunch of trolls out of their hidey-holes probably dribbling their usual vomit inducing rotten garbage out of their respective keyboards. I can’t know, of course, since it’s been many months since I allowed their crud into my reading. From some Scrappler’s comments I can easily see that I was right.
Stupidity does have one good point and that is that the repercussions are unduly severe. Perhaps, just as we needed Jimmy Carter to get us a Ronald Reagan, we need B.O. - the Usurper to get us another Ronald Reagan - Sarah Palin perhaps? Or if we could get Senator Jim Inhofe out of Oklahoma along with Congressman Ted Poe, we might return Conservatism to the Republican Party with genuine leadership.
109 BlackLion31U // Jan 20, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Hey up north, Clinton didn’t destroy our image around the world, look it up, most leaders especially European considered it nothing and wondered why we were making such an issue of the situation.
Oh, and I haven’t forgotten that “all volunteer” that those of you not partaking like to point out. The fact is, even if you volunteer for military service, doesn’t mean you expect your leader to ask you to sacrifice your life for an unnecessary war. Sit back in your padded room and volunteer others. Good job.
110 BlackLion31U // Jan 20, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Hey Fred,
Try cutting it down to a paragraph. Sarah Palin is whacked!. See that didn’t take 300 words.
111 mindknumbed kid // Jan 20, 2009 at 9:51 pm
Well , I guess that congratulations are in order. After all, no one that looks like him has ever been elected POTUS before, and that is an accomplishment. Congratulations, Mr. President.
But I must ask you about a couple of things sir. The first is, are you 100% legal to be sitting in that chair? Rhetoric is cheap, but the proof is easily produced if you are legal. Just do it.
Second, I want to question something that I heard you say today, you said something to the effect that in the past “we” have failed to make the hard choices, but now we must do so. Aren’t you the same guy that is on record as having voted “present” on what must have been “hard choices”?
As time passes I will most likely have more questions, I will continue to post them here on Scrappleface - so be sure to check back often.
signed - your reluctant subject, the MKK.
112 Left Coast-Right Mind // Jan 20, 2009 at 9:57 pm
New York Times Co.’s $250 million loan from Mexican billionaire Carlos Slim gives the controlling Ochs- Sulzberger family more time to sell assets and revive flagging advertising sales.
Once again, a Mexican steps up to do a job that Americans just won’t do. By the way, how do you say “Old Gray Lady” in Spanish?
113 mindknumbed kid // Jan 20, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Must be the new President, I had the warmest feeling today that I have felt in weeks. Yes it was up around 60 beautiful degrees in Gillette. I took my 2008 International to the car wash today and made it look presentable again. I’ve had it back for a whole week now, but it isn’t any better than before. As soon as the temperature drops it will be a miracle if it will start. The whole situation has me to thinking that the root of the problem is most likely the ability of our elected representatives (and some appointed individuals) to write regulations specifying how “clean” or “green” the diesel engines must run these days. Could it be that the act of writing regulations is not a guarantee that it is feasible in the real world? The people who wrote the rules are not effected one bit by what they have written, but I am. They do not know me, neither do they care about the plight I am in due to their intervening in this area. Maybe the technology isn’t quite there yet to function under real world conditions. I am hearing of many others with similar stories.
114 mindknumbed kid // Jan 20, 2009 at 11:08 pm
Hope…
Until America sees her need for Almighty God, there is none for her. Unless you count false hope and fleeting hope.
Ecclesiastes 12:8
Vanity of vanities, saith the preacher; all is vanity.
115 baragirl // Jan 21, 2009 at 12:19 am
The Sun will come up tomorrow,
Bet your bottom dollar on tomorrow ,
Come what may.
We’re all still here . The Obamunists haven’t arrested any of us yet.
MsRightWing got her groove back(and how!!)
UNL is ruffling feathers .
TheTrolls have got Darth under their skin,and our next President ,Scott Ott will have lovely bunches of pertinent, humorous topics to choose from in the coming months.
God is still in His Heavens ,and eventually Good Will Prevail.
WV 434 unable. The new President is unable to say 4 or 3 or 4 words without a script.
116 baragirl // Jan 21, 2009 at 12:26 am
Oh , I get it . Bober wrote the speeches today. That is why they were so funny.
If you white ,you all right,
If you brown ,you can hang around,
If you yellah,you mellah,
If you black , stand back.
There was no red in the original. And the Preacher put it backwards so it didn’t mean what it used to mean.
117 Fred Sinclair // Jan 21, 2009 at 12:34 am
And a tip-o-the-hat to Virgil (Letty Pack)
Mark Levin explains that the oath of office is to take place at 12 pm. Biden wasn’t quite done taking his oath of office so Hussein was a couple of minutes late taking his oath of office. Bush was out of office at 12 pm so there was no president for a couple of minutes. But that is not possible, according to the constitution in this case the secretary of state becomes president. So legally Condeliza Rice was the first black president of the United States.
118 Fred Sinclair // Jan 21, 2009 at 12:35 am
:>)
119 MajorDomo // Jan 21, 2009 at 12:36 am
Keep it up Fred. Small minds are limited to thinking in small packets. Now as to your comment about Soros buying the presidency, it makes me wonder: what with all the great, highly-qualified Negroes in America he could have picked to be the first as POTUS, why this empty suit?
120 Ms RightWing, Ink // Jan 21, 2009 at 1:20 am
baragirl
Thank you. I was wondering if my bling bling and other commemorative junk was getting any buyers
121 everthink // Jan 21, 2009 at 1:36 am
Darth,
You do know that DSM-IV-TR does not list BDS don’t you? This BDS as you call it is only a label made up by another, forgive the the redundancy, conservative wacko, Dr. Charles Krauthammer. The manual does, however, list your disorders under several names.
What are you going to do when charges are brought against Dumbyah?
ET
122 Fred Sinclair // Jan 21, 2009 at 4:46 am
Major Domo #119 - The empty suit would be his proving that money can buy anything - even the presidency, so he picked the least qualified person he could find in all America. Not even a negro but a mulatto to be his usurper.
My first choice for a negro President (if he would even consider it) would be Dr. Walter E. Williams. or perhaps Federal Appeals Court Judge Janice Rogers Brown (but I’d actually prefer to see her on the Supreme Court. As a very strict Constitutionalist, she’s the fly in the liberals jar of ointment)
123 Fred Sinclair // Jan 21, 2009 at 5:09 am
Oops I forgot - The Honorable James David Manning PHD (a genuine, certifiable negro) might be considered. He is the other side of Preacher Jeremiah Wright’s coin. In one sermon he referred to B.O. “Barack is an emissary of the Devil.”
That’s enough to give him standing in my book.
124 JamesonLewis3rd // Jan 21, 2009 at 7:22 am
From what I understand, BHO made reference to a verse of Scripture (1Corinthians 13:11) in his speech yesterday. If, for one second, I thought he knew what he actually was saying—that is, the actual Biblical context of, “…..I put childish ways behind me”—I’d say, “Yes! Good idea!” but I don’t think he does.
125 JamesonLewis3rd // Jan 21, 2009 at 7:30 am
WTH says it all for me this morning as I look forward with great trepidation to the next four years.
126 Ms RightWing, Ink // Jan 21, 2009 at 9:52 am
“The red man can get ahead man”
Sounds like some scalpin’ going on here.
“The brown man can stick around man”
There goes the border
I can’t remember what the black man is suppose to get, but a break comes to mind. Umm, don’t get me started.
You white men, now you just go do what is Wright!?!?
For us white women, well we just plain got forgotten in his speech.
127 mindknumbed kid // Jan 21, 2009 at 12:53 pm
According to sources, if and when Hillary is confirmed, she herself will do the swearing in ceremony.
128 RepublicanAttackMachine // Jan 21, 2009 at 1:05 pm
I would like to say that libs, (the trolls here), are simple hypocrites, but when they say something of this monumental stupidity, (statement is forthcoming). they are simply the brain-dead, mind controlled lemmings, that we now see MOST, of the dimocratic party has become!
Are you ready for the libs new mantra that I heard a dozen times yesterday?
Here it is, “Obama is president now, so GET OVER IT!”
I guess people with itsey bitsey, puny brains, destoyed by too much alcohol and drugs don’t realize, (as evidenced by the above troll posts), that they are telling us to do something that after 8 years, they CANNOT do themselves!
Their non-”annointed” new leader will be a carbon copy of them, or vise-versa!
I would say to you brain dead libs, get ready for non stop bashing of this faux administration, every time they mess up, (which will be often), because we, (or at least I), will not forget the foul, vile things you have, (and continue to say), against a decent man, even if he did make some errors.
I ask GOD to help me NOT make it personal, (as the filthy left did/does, and on display here with the lib trolls), but I WILL take GREAT pleasure in pointing out EVERY misstep Obama and the lib Congress makes that hurts America during his hopefully short tenure!
Here’s to the LEGITIMATE first black President, Condolezza Rice!
129 MajorDomo // Jan 21, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Good names, all, Fred. I lean toward Condoleeza Rice. She's smart, she's experienced….and pretty to go along with it.
130 Left Coast-Right Mind // Jan 21, 2009 at 4:29 pm
R.A.M.
Re: #128
It’s kind of like playing a game with a child when they say, “Ok I’m winning, can we quit now?”.
I was thinking along these same lines earlier today. That for the past eight years, some of the most vile things had been said about President Bush and members of his Administration. But now that Barack H-word Obama has been inaugurated, it’s time to “stop being partisan”. As if to say, “We on the left are so much more morally superior than you fiends on the right, so we have every right to be divisive and partisan against you. But whenever we get our power back (that was somehow stolen from us) you are to bow down, obey, worship the ground we walk on and keep your mouths shut.”
I’m thinking about doing something for the planet, such as looking into recycling protest signs from 2001-08 and re-using them. Some might need a little editing, but signs that read “Dissent is Patriotic” need not be altered.
131 Ms RightWing, Ink // Jan 21, 2009 at 5:02 pm
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132 mindknumbed kid // Jan 21, 2009 at 5:05 pm
#127 should have said that she will do the swearing in THE ceremony.
133 mindknumbed kid // Jan 21, 2009 at 5:14 pm
I call the numbers, but there are no answers. This is soon to be evident in the new administration as well, no answers. Here is the Obama era scripture verse: Proverbs 16:25
There is a way that seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death.
134 mindknumbed kid // Jan 21, 2009 at 5:25 pm
re#126
Did that man really intend to tell me that as a white American male I have never done what is right? Or even that I rarely do what is right? Or that my male family members never do right?
That man, is not right. I took offense upon hearing his words. How in the world will we ever move beyond the color of our skin? If we are to be judged, let the basis be made upon or character and our deeds.
135 mindknumbed kid // Jan 21, 2009 at 9:28 pm
When is Obama taking over my mortgage payments, and can he increase my monthly amount? Both cars are down to about half a tank of gas too, do I fill them or is Obama on his way to do that too? 32+ hours on the job and we still don’t have any specifics as to how these things are handled under his administration.
136 Left Coast-Right Mind // Jan 21, 2009 at 10:16 pm
mindknumed kid
Re: #135
I already have the mortgage thing taken care of. Starting with next month’s payment I will make a photocopy of my mortgage statement, and mail it to President Obama with a letter respectfully asking that he live up to the expectations made of him, and take over my house payments. I’ll keep the original, just in case he doesn’t get to my letter in time, but will fill out the ‘Change of Address’ portion of the bill to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. c/o President Obama.
I expect not to be bothered with it from then on.
137 baragirl // Jan 21, 2009 at 11:08 pm
mkk said,“I call the numbers, but there are no answers” That’s because you didn’t send the check first.
138 baragirl // Jan 21, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Ms RightWing,are you getting patents on these ideas as you put them up for sale ? I’m afraid someone might steal them,and make a fortune off your ideas.What is so easy for you (thinking up these fabulous mementoes) is very difficult for anyone of the …uhhh… Liberal persuasion,and they are not averse to stealing. so be careful and guard these secret inventions well.
Do not allow Sandy burgler to get near you
prettyold
wv plucked created Keepsakes of Obama cannot be plucked out of thin air ,as the lady who has created them knows.
139 mindknumbed kid // Jan 22, 2009 at 12:02 am
I’ve decided to ask for the lump sum remainder of the mortgage in one chunk, it is just a pittance in comparison to the inaugural shindig. If he had as much concern about things as everyone expected of the Big 3’s CEO’s, Barack would have shown up, took the oath and politely said, “excuse me, I am going to my office now - there is work to be done.”
Where’s Teddy Roosevelt when you need him anyway?
140 MajorDomo // Jan 22, 2009 at 12:48 am
I guess Obama will be sending young jeezy around as his minister of unity to give us all lessons in civility and unity. Eh, ET. The Ecollapse is on its way. Be proud.
141 Fred Sinclair // Jan 22, 2009 at 2:37 am
Short excerpt from “Canada Free Press” by Judi McLeod - Editor
“America is a Constitutional Republic, not a Democracy no matter how many times you hear it otherwise. A Republic is government by the rule of law. The foundation of that law in America is our Constitution and it is our Supreme Law. A Democracy is government by the rule of the majority, or the mob. Whatever the majority decides to be acceptable becomes the law no matter how the minority may complain, or how many rights the law may trample.
“Verily, verily I say unto you, rise up Americans as did our forefathers and those that led them. Rise up in anger and commitment to right the wrongs and grievances that have been thrust upon us by a government that has lost all allegiance to our founding principles of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, that is the irrevocable gift of our Creator. Every day, in perpetuity, we must prove to government, at every level, and others, that we will vehemently defend that gift, because unless we do, government will do whatever it pleases, and it is.â€
142 Fred Sinclair // Jan 22, 2009 at 2:44 am
“When the people learn that they can vote themselves ‘Cake and Champagne’ and force you to pay for it; they will.”
(”Time Enough For Love” by Robert A. Heinlein)
143 Ms RightWing, Ink // Jan 22, 2009 at 10:38 am
baragirl
I’m overstocked on all these trinkets and bling-bling. Guess I am advertising on the wrong web site or
It’s the economy (stupid)
I think I will start to offer all this stuff with 50 percent off and by taking payments of food stamps. I may be broke but I will eat good.
Please pass the steak sauce.
If that doesn’t work I guess I will have to warehouse this stuff. I think I can get a good deal on some space at Gitmo.
144 Ms RightWing, Ink // Jan 22, 2009 at 10:41 am
zip zap whacker where is my post
poof?
145 Ms RightWing, Ink // Jan 22, 2009 at 10:43 am
sigh
146 Fred Sinclair // Jan 22, 2009 at 12:22 pm
YOU SIMPLY CANNOT FIX……. STUPID!
Newspaper story leads from around the country (really)
They not only walk among us they also breed and vote.
Alton Attorney accidently sues self
County pays $250,000 to advertise lack of funds
Volunteers search for old Civil war planes
Army vehicle disappears - Australian Army vehicle
worth $74,000 has gone missing after being painted
with camouflage
Caskets found as workers demolish mausoleum
Ten Commandments - Supreme Court says some
O.K. others not.
Utah Poison Control Center reminds everyone not to take poison
Federal Agents raid gun shop, find weapons
Statistics show that teen pregnancy drop off significantly after age 25
One armed man applauds the kindness of strangers
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