(2008-05-27) — Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, in response to an International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) report accusing his government of withholding information about its nuclear program, today suggested that Iran may be pioneering development of “wireless atomic energy” that could “ultimately end dependence on oil” in some countries.
The IAEA report alleges that Iran has refused to explain its work on explosives, uranium enrichment and missile warhead design, however, Mr. Ahmadinejad continues to assert his nation’s right to develop nuclear power for peaceful purposes.
“The American puppets see our warheads, explosives and enriched uranium and they immediately think ‘bombs’,” said the Iranian leader. “They have not even considered that we might have discovered a new, wireless way to rapidly deliver lots of nuclear energy to all of the people in a single city all at once — even a city the size of Jerusalem, or Tel Aviv. Once we deliver this burst of energy to our Jewish brothers, their entire city will be freed from dependence on oil.”
39 responses so far ↓
1 Kibi // May 27, 2008 at 8:16 am
The guy’s all heart
2 onlineanalyst // May 27, 2008 at 8:50 am
Ahmadaboutjihad is certainly wired for (mentally) unsound.
Maybe OhBummer could meet with the Iranian president to discuss the advantages of corn ethanol technology for all of his country’s energy needs. Then when Ahmadaboutjihad wants to throw a party in Tel Aviv’s or Jerusalem’s direction, the popping of the corn will signal that the event is about to begin.
3 onlineanalyst // May 27, 2008 at 8:55 am
Ledeenhas a good analysis (with credible links) of the Iran problem and why “diplomacy” is useless with an apocalyptic regime.
4 JamesonLewis3rd // May 27, 2008 at 9:51 am
Absolutely Brilliant!
5 Maggie // May 27, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Hope the Isreali schools are practicing their drills in case of a nuclear attack.
Remember those?
We would line up in the hall against the wall and squat with our heads tucked under and hands linked together on the back of our neck..This was supposed to protect us from nuclear fallout.
6 Just Ranting // May 27, 2008 at 12:23 pm
I hope he tests it on Tehran first.
wv:”removal groups” … how appropriate.
7 boberinyetagain // May 27, 2008 at 12:56 pm
maggie, don’t forget “duck and cover” wherein your school desk would form a barrier against all ills.
That would almost seem quaint had our governement not just recently have suggested plastic sheeting and duct tape as a vialbe method of “protection”.
8 MajorDomo // May 27, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Not to worry! Obummer has discovered a secret method of resurrection. He inadvertently admitted it recently when he referred to those “fallen heroes, some of whom are here”. Even if Iran delivers a “wireless”nuclear strike to, say, Jerusalem they won’t even need Jesus. Abummer will sufffice.
So now, besides the possiblity of a President Yo-Yo, we have the possibility of a President Drivolous.
My hat’s off to those of you who served!
9 MajorDomo // May 27, 2008 at 1:07 pm
For those in Rio Linda, “Drivolous” = frivolous drivel.
10 da Bunny // May 27, 2008 at 1:31 pm
“Maybe OhBummer could meet with the Iranian president to discuss the advantages of corn ethanol technology for all of his country’s energy needs. Then when Ahmadaboutjihad wants to throw a party in Tel Aviv’s or Jerusalem’s direction, the popping of the corn will signal that the event is about to begin.”
onlineanalyst #2…very funny!!
11 da Bunny // May 27, 2008 at 1:45 pm
What’s there to worry about? With Oblah-blah-blahma’s great oratory skills, his fantastic ability to be “articulate,” and his messianic powers of negotiating peace through sitting down and talking with people, the “small country” of Iran isn’t a threat to anyone. It’s Obamessiah to the rescue!
I can’t take credit for this, as I read it on another blog. I think it’s an excellent point though: Since Mr. Barack Hussein Obama was a professional “community activist” in Chicago before entering the political arena, why was he not able to negotiate peace in the ‘hood? Why are blacks still shooting at each other on the streets of Chicago after having such a messianic “activist” in their presence for such a long time? If he wasn’t able to stop the violence in Chicago, how is he going to stop the violence anywhere else?
12 Fred Sinclair // May 27, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Just ran across this on Family Security Matters. It’s too pertinent to today’s America to pass up. I very well recall the movie, “A Man Called Peter” from back in the 50’s. Included in the movie (you’d never see it in any of today’s movies) was two quotes.
On January 13, 1947, U.S. Senate Chaplain Peter Marshall stated: “The choice before us is plain: Christ or chaos, conviction or compromise, discipline or disintegration. I am rather tired of hearing about our rights…The time is come…to hear about responsibilities…America’s future depends upon her accepting and demonstrating God’s government.” Opening a session of the 80th Congress, July 3, 1947, Peter Marshall prayed: “God of our Fathers…may it be ever understood that our Liberty is under God and…to the extent that America honors Thee, wilt Thou bless America.”
It would appear that a substantial portion (liberals) of America is working feverishly to rid themselves of God’s blessings.
Since Darwin’s “Theory of Evolution” has been disproved and laid to rest, I am at a loss to understand why they continue blindly down the broad way, seeking the wide gate.
“Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.” (Matt 7:13,14)
Heirborn Ranger
13 Fred Sinclair // May 27, 2008 at 2:22 pm
still pushin
14 Fred Sinclair // May 27, 2008 at 2:23 pm
harder….
15 boberinyetagain // May 27, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Fred, try “pull”
That often works when push does not
16 everthink // May 27, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Say y’all,
Have you seen HBO’s movie “Recount”? How about “Hacking Democracy”?
Oh, do see both of them. They certainly opened my eyes!
ET
17 mindknumbed kid // May 27, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Fred - They believe in themselves, not God. They do not believe in such a thing as blessings, they believe we are entitled to the good things we enjoy, because of good liberals such as themselves. They do not understand that in an instant that God can remove from a nation everything it has been, and life there could change to sufferings and hardship, Being an American is automatically magically blessed by the powers of nature. The terrible sin of unbelief combined with arrogance.
18 mindknumbed kid // May 27, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Ahh, an admission of past blindness, progress comes slow and with great difficulty.
19 mindknumbed kid // May 27, 2008 at 5:12 pm
I got one moderating!!
20 mindknumbed kid // May 27, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Maybe if we would fix our miserable failure of an education system we could beat the Erronians to inventing this new product.
21 RedPepper // May 27, 2008 at 5:58 pm
da Bunny #11: Silly Bunny! Utterly pointless and irrelevant , mean-spirited nit-picking !
Liberalism 101 : Liberals are never to be
judgedevaluated by their results. Liberal intentions are the only standard that is relevant to such analysis.Besides, if Barack brought lasting peace to the street gangs of Chicago, what would the rest of Chicago’s “community organizers†do with their time ?
I mean, they couldn’t all get involved in “liberation theology†…
22 Fred Sinclair // May 27, 2008 at 7:52 pm
I have not seen the documentary “Recount”. From what I’ve read and heard it’s a fictional documentary, and sort of like Algore’s “An Inconvenient Truth” ( which is even more fictional) they both give excellent hope to budding SiFi authors.
The writers for “The West Wing” are said to have been astonished by the numbers of people who congratulate them for their excellent, in depth coverage of the White House.
A few years ago I read a novel (complete with very authentic maps of what America would look like if we had lost WWII). Japan took all of the land West of the Mississippi and Germany got everything East of it. (Whew, “it” works fine in that last sentence, I was afraid I was going to have to spell “Mississippi” a second time)
Yes, I know, the folks in Rio Linda didn’t get that last bit.
But the “occupation” Armies were horrendously brutal. It was so gripping and fascinating that I had to keep reminding myself that it was a Science Fiction novel.
There are some out there who will come away from “Recount” happy that the truth is finally out about how Bush ’stole’ the Presidency from Gore.
Heirborn Ranger
23 onlineanalyst // May 27, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Mr. Barack Hussein Obama was a professional “community activist†in Chicago before entering the political arena
da Bunny: I believe that the phrase you really meant to use is “community agitator. OhBummer is a case study in Saul Alinksky Marxism indoctrination.
24 Darthmeister // May 27, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Look, all we have to do is simply have messiah Obama sit down with Iranian
Supreme NutbagPresident Ahmadaboutjihad and have a sincere, heartfelt talk with this guy. I’m confident Ahmadaboutjihad would see the light and be so impressed that someinfidel…apostate… disciple of “Reverend” Jeremiah Wright would take the time to be sensitive enought to try and understand the plight of the Iranian nation during these difficult times. I mean, how is a Muslim fundamentalist nation like Iran supposed to suffer the indignities ofJewish pig-dogs…Jewish apesJoooooooos oppressing the Iranians’ Palestinian brothers as they continue their efforts to push every last Joooooooo into the sea? The fact the Iranians are dabbling in purifying weapons-grade uranium is merely a cry for attention. Mushroom clouds over Israel aren’t really on their agenda, it’s their inner child crying out for a sympathetic ear. Sheesh, this kind of stuff is really self-evident, Scott.BTW,
moronmessiah Obama has committed several more gaffes that theleftist fifth columnistobjective national media has refused to focus on since they were made over the Memorial Day weekend. I don’t know, maybe I’m just cynical, but maybe it’s because Obamessiah has a “D” after his name instead of an “R” that the lamestream media doesn’t hound him because of his endless gaffes and utterly stupid statements.25 Darthmeister // May 27, 2008 at 8:31 pm
… Hey, an Iranian mushroom cloud ate my post!
26 Ms RightWing, Ink // May 27, 2008 at 9:09 pm
My stitches came out today so I now have one and 99/100 percent eye on the news. Everything was going fine until I held a wireless device next to my good eye when poof-I had an ocular-explosion of atomic proportions
I hate when that happens
27 Fred Sinclair // May 27, 2008 at 9:09 pm
“Jesus saith unto him, ‘I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me’. (Jn. 14:6)
The muslims believe that Jesus was a “great Prophet” the last one before Muhammad (who was the last) but this “great Prophet was also a colossal liar. especially that “…but by me.” comment. a delusional Prophet?
Differing from the muslims, is the vast majority of the rest of the world’s population who are of the “All roads lead to Rome, er, Heaven” philosophy and if there was such a person as
Jesus, his “Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.†(Matt 7:14) is definitely delusional. God loves everybody (everybody but Hitler and Bush, that is).
They must believe that God was only joking when He had Paul write to the church at Ephesus: “Having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will, (Eph. 1:5)
In whom also we have obtained an inheritance, being predestinated according to the purpose of him who worketh all things after the counsel of his own will: (Eph. 1:11)
All roads (religions) do not lead to Heaven. Beginning with the Christian/Jew hating Islamists.
Heirborn Ranger
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28 MajorDomo // May 27, 2008 at 10:35 pm
da Bunny 11:
“…With Oblah-blah-blahma’s great oratory skills, his fantastic ability to be “articulate,” …”
Oratory skills 1: a) Turn head 90 degrees right
b) Say sentence; c) Turn head 180 degrees left; d) Say sentence; e) Turn head 180 degrees right f) Say sentence; Repeat c), d), e), f) until end of speech.
wv: Bronx Stormy No kidding!
29 MajorDomo // May 27, 2008 at 10:43 pm
OK I’ll try it again. Besides, I needed to polish it up a bit anyway.
da Bunny: With Oblah-blah-blahma’s great oratory skills, his fantastic ability to be “articulate,” Oratory skills 1:
a) turn head 90 degrees right
b) say sentence
c) turn head 90 degrees left
d) read sentence
e) turn head 90 degrees left
f) say sentence
g) turn head 90 degrees right
h) read sentence
j) go to step a) and repeat
30 Darthmeister // May 27, 2008 at 10:46 pm
Nuclear missiles? Oh, I thought Ahmadaboutjihad was going to use nuclear mistletoes. So much for Christmas cheer when 1 million sunblock wouldn’t even get ya to New Years in Israel with a nooklear Iran. My bad.
A lot of slobbering Donks are confusing the demise of the Democrat-Lite version of the Republican Party with the demise of conservatism. Powerline has an analysis which sorts through partisan bloviating and shows how political analysts like George Parker, in his “The Fall of Conservatism”, not only gets history wrong but continually contradicts himself while turning a blind eye to the problems facing liberal moonbats in his zeal to bash conservatism.
31 mindknumbed kid // May 27, 2008 at 11:12 pm
So Fred, are you saying that their warm and fuzzy vibes are false signs of eternal well being? Goodness we are awfully narrow minded, aren’t we? Sure does seem as though most of us here know our stuff, seeing as we bolster our points with eternal truths. When it comes to salvation God is narrow minded, and rightly so. Christ paid a price that none other could pay, why on earth would he allow people that hate and reject him to spend eternity with him, in a gloriously place prepared by him? Sometimes I am stunned by the “entitlement mentality” of many who will not place their trust in him. For without faith, it is impossible (means it can’t be done, for the Rio Lindans) to please God. If you cannot trust God with your life, then you have no faith in him. You can say I believe in God all day long, but if you are not able to entrust your future to him, you do not have “saving” faith. If you believe there is another way to find salvation, you lack “saving” faith. What you believe is so fundamental to being a true Christian that I recommend anyone that doesn’t have perfect knowledge of salvation to make a thorough examination of their self and the word of God, you can know !00% sure of your eternal destination, and God is not willing that any should perish, although that does not mean he is in the business of compromise, or of looking the other way, you must accept him on his terms.
32 mindknumbed kid // May 27, 2008 at 11:15 pm
Mr. editor, sir, I don’t mind being moderated, as long as I can eventually get the post through the hoops and into the discussion here!
33 mindknumbed kid // May 27, 2008 at 11:17 pm
Without too much pushing , pulling, or grief!
34 mindknumbed kid // May 27, 2008 at 11:19 pm
I’ve yet to decide my limits of pushing, I think five is the record number for me, thus far.
35 everthink // May 27, 2008 at 11:56 pm
Yo, Koolaiders, check this out!
“Former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan writes in a surprisingly scathing memoir to be published next week that President Bush “veered terribly off course,†was not “open and forthright on Iraq,†and took a “permanent campaign approach†to governing at the expense of candor and competence.
Among the most explosive revelations in the 341-page book, titled “What Happened: Inside the Bush White House and Washington’s Culture of Deception†(Public Affairs, $27.95):
• McClellan charges that Bush relied on “propaganda†to sell the war.
• He says the White House press corps was too easy on the administration during the run-up to the war.â€
Mike Allen, Politico
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0508/10649.html
“No child left behind”, Bahwahwahwahwee!!!!!!!!!!
ET
36 Fred Sinclair // May 28, 2008 at 12:47 am
mmk #30 - You’re quite correct, and of course I’m narrow-minded. I can afford to be. Anyone who reads the Bible can. The Good News is quite legible, anyone who can read (in whatever language) is free to do so. Those who are not part of God’s plan, reading it will turn them away. Those who are, it will draw them closer.
Some who go to church for various secular reasons; i.e. to find a girlfriend or boyfriend, it’s good for making business contacts, just because their spouse does, their parents made them go and now it’s mostly just a good habit, get out of their cell for awhile to attend prison chapel, etc., lots of reasons.
They will, if possible find themselves a “feel good” church with a rock band or a preacher who (believe it or not) preaches an Easter sermon, wearing a bunny rabbit costume - eating a carrot while he preaches. a church with a preacher, preaching man’s opinions, tenets or traditions, instead of the Bible. Falsely teaching works salvation with the inevitable lists of “Do’s and Don’t you dare’s”.
“Therefore we are buried with him by baptism into death: that like as Christ was raised up from the dead by the glory of the Father, even so we also should walk in newness of life. For if we have been planted together in the likeness of his death, we shall be also in the likeness of his resurrection: (Rom. 6:4,5)
Walking in newness of life, simply means that your priorities, with the renewing of your mind, have changed. You don’t cheat on your income tax returns because you are doing a good work, but because as a Christian, you have no desire to do so. You don’t cheat on your spouse, lie, steal, cheat, etc., for the same reason.
If you do, your conscious (inner voice) will haunt you until you make it right. “My little children, these things write I unto you, that ye sin not. And if any man sin, we have an advocate with the Father, Jesus Christ the righteous:” (1John 2:1)
John also wrote; “If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.” (1 Jn. 1:8) John further wrote, “If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.” (1John 1:9)
For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus; (1Tim. 2:5) So yes; when you’re right, you can afford to be narrow-minded.
Heirborn Ranger
37 Fred Sinclair // May 28, 2008 at 12:49 am
oops - typo alert - my bad, that should read mkk not mmk.
38 Hawkeye // May 28, 2008 at 8:04 am
“Wireless Atomic Energy”? Is that sorta like the Nikola Tesla concept of “Wireless Electrical Transmission“?
Ummm… probably not.
39 Hawkeye // May 28, 2008 at 8:07 am
Ms RW #26,
Good to hear your surgery went OK… but watch those “ocular explosions”…
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