(2008-05-14) — After a commanding win in West Virginia, yet another Democrat primary in which the candidates’ skin color proved decisive, Sen. Hillary Clinton today said her strength among white racists, combined with rival Barack Obama’s among black racists, calls for “a new, more enlightened approach to nominating a president.”
“In such a racially-divided party, neither of us can be the nominee of all the people,” said Sen. Clinton, “So, when we get to the convention in Denver, I’m going to propose we nominate two separate-but-equal presidential candidates.”
Sen. Clinton said that when Democrats recapture the White House, both Presidents Obama and Clinton would serve together, thus uniting the party “with malice toward none, with charity for all as we become a government of the people, by the people and for all the discriminating people of these United States.”
The former First Lady expects little opposition to the plan at the convention, since having two presidents serving side-by-side is “not a new concept for Democrats.”
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13 responses so far ↓
1 Ms RightWing, Ink // May 14, 2008 at 8:46 am
The Democrats need to purpose a two teir presidential party-the upper presidential party and the lower presidential party.
One lives in the white house and the other will live in the ghettos of Washington DC, called the Black House.
Now before you get up tight, Hillary will have to live in the Black House, since her hubby wanted to live in the ghettos of New York City. There in the ghettos of DC, the last black president will have to take a second seat to the first black president
Confusing, isn’t it.
2 Maggie // May 14, 2008 at 9:03 am
I’m waiting for Sir Hillary’s new book,
“Broke Berack WV Mountain”.
If Hillary becomes the VP,Obama had better watch his Berack.
3 Maggie // May 14, 2008 at 9:06 am
If Hillary becomes the VP candidate,Obama better cover his Berack.
4 Maggie // May 14, 2008 at 9:13 am
Sorry about the redundancy of my last 2 entries.I’m having “error 403″ problems again.
5 mig // May 14, 2008 at 9:17 am
Heck, lets’ add Che to the menu and have the So. Border House. Buffet Democracy. A little of this a little of that, all you can get for one price.
Cafeteria House.
6 Skylark // May 14, 2008 at 9:18 am
Barack would have to be nuts to have the dirty tricks Hillary as his running mate. AND he’s not nuts .
IT I S A BEAUTIFUL THING TO WATCH HER AND HER CAMPAIGN IMPLODE !!!!!!
7 RedPepper // May 14, 2008 at 10:37 am
OMG, ain’t this horrible? That awful Clinton crone done beat brother Barack like a gummint mule ! … jes’ a bunch of bitter, clingy, typical
redneckswhite folk bin layin ’round lappin’ up moonshine since 1792 … I thought them mountain boys was on the Union side ! Go figger …8 Hillary Calls for 'Separate But Equal' Nominees | Equals More // May 14, 2008 at 11:05 am
[...] Rob Huddleston wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptClinton, “So, when we get to the convention in Denver, I’m going to propose we nominate two separate-but-equal presidential candidates.†Sen. Clinton said that when Democrats recapture the White House, both Presidents Obama and Clinton … [...]
9 Tinman // May 14, 2008 at 11:14 am
“having two presidents serving side-by-side is “not a new concept for Democrats.â€
Then there were four.
10 da Bunny // May 14, 2008 at 11:49 am
Barack kin be President of Black America an’ Hillary kin be President of ‘da U S of KKK-A!! Wes’ Virginny dun sed so las’ nite. Hillary’d look better awearin’ a sheet, anyways…
I’ll be havin’ ‘nuther nip o’ thet white lytnin’ thar, RedPepper…if’n ya don’t mind.
11 Garnzo // May 14, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Ah, the divisiveness of diversity….
Meanwhile the grey-haired white male candidate escapes without a scratch.
12 camojack // May 14, 2008 at 7:49 pm
“Yes, we can”…”fool some of the people all of the time”.
13 Beerme // May 14, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Leave it to Hillary and Obama to make things easy for a sad-sack candidate like McCain!
Oh, and Conserv-a-tips,
A fine little “clingin’” ditty a couple articles back! Santini woulda been proud!
Now I gotta go watch my Red Wings notch up another win. Pistons and Red Wings going to the finals again, ahhh! When are the Lions ever going to do it????Not since the year I was born, have the Lions won the NFL Championship! That’s a long time…
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