(2007-09-26) — President George Bush today denied that Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad ever visited New York City and said there’s “no definitive evidence” that he spoke at Columbia University or the United Nations this week.
“If it had happened it would have been horrible — a crime against humanity,” said Mr. Bush, “But I can assure you, it’s a myth.”
Mr. Bush added that, “In order ensure that America’s children get an accurate picture of this week in history, all references in the news media to Mr. Ahmadinejad’s alleged visit will be expunged, and future public school textbooks will treat the episode as a crazy conspiracy theory, if they mention it at all.”
An official White House newspaper-burning ceremony is slated for Friday night, to kick off a week of similar mandatory events nationwide.
70 responses so far ↓
1 mig // Sep 26, 2007 at 7:29 pm
They could burn my copy of the New York Times with pleasure if I had a copy!
2 camojack // Sep 26, 2007 at 7:37 pm
They’d love Ahmadingaling in Greenwich Village…
3 Tinman // Sep 26, 2007 at 7:44 pm
Ha Ha Ha Ha
4 RedPepper // Sep 26, 2007 at 7:59 pm
In America we don’t have psychotic nut-jobs like in Iran. We don’t have that in our country.
At our institutions of higher learning we do not have this phenomenon. I don’t know who told you that we have this.
5 seneuba // Sep 26, 2007 at 8:01 pm
Mahmoud who?
6 Fred Sinclair // Sep 26, 2007 at 8:07 pm
IF YOU GET A COPY OF THE ST. PETERSBURG TIMES FROM ST. PETERSBURG, FLORIDA; IT MAKES THE NEW YOUK TIMES LOOK DOWNRIGHT CONSERVATIVE BY COMPARISON. I WOULDN’T MIND USING THE NYT TO LINE MY BIRD’S CAGE - IT DESERVES TO BE COVERED WITH DROPPINGS BUT I WOULDN’T INSULT MY BIRD BY USING THE SPT FOR A LINING.
PREVIEW IS TOO SMALL FOR ME TO READ WITHOUT MY SHERLOCK HOLMES STYLE MAGNIFYING GLASS. - - - WHAT HAPPENED, SCOTT? INITALLY THIS NEW FORMAT HAD EASY TO READ PREVIEW; THANKS FOR GETTING PAYPAL BACK BUT I STILL CANNOT FIND VICTORY VALLEY CAMP.
HEIRBORN RANGER
[Editor’s Note: How do you like it now, Fred? I can make it bigger if need be. We’re all about accessibility here at ScrappleFace.]
7 Anonymous // Sep 26, 2007 at 8:16 pm
See a tongue-in-cheek graphic titled “Mahmoud Dearest”, which has a little fun with the Iran’s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his unbelievable comments at Columbia University…particularly the one whereby he asserts that there aren’t any gays in Iran…here:
www.thoughttheater.com
8 gafisher // Sep 26, 2007 at 8:22 pm
Ahma did what job? Isn’t he the guy who sold me that Slurpee last Saturday?
9 gafisher // Sep 26, 2007 at 8:25 pm
Ahmedinijad?
We don’t have that phenomenon in our country.
10 Ms RightWing, Ink // Sep 26, 2007 at 8:57 pm
Yes, but is it true he was hanged by the fingernails under a nest of fire ants
11 Ms RightWing, Ink // Sep 26, 2007 at 8:59 pm
Sorry, I did not know Scott moved on. Posted first on old yellow newsprint sigh, I’m slow
BUDDY CAN YOU LOAN ME A GRAND
This is another story from the dusty (cough) caverns of yesterday. I composed it in a time of suffering because, at that time, my journalistic endeavors were not panning out. Later that would all change. I put it on the blog so we could all be reminded of those pitiful days of unemployment. And forgive the first paragraph–it did not want to fall in line with the rest of the column
http://shellyscafe.blogspot.com/
12 Hawkeye // Sep 26, 2007 at 9:46 pm
Hey Scott,
New format, eh? Cool! I like it. Neat. Clean. Bigger type. It will mean a lot of scrolling though when we get those 256 comment threads…
Best regards…
13 My word // Sep 26, 2007 at 10:13 pm
Fred, (#6) the preview works just fine on my computer. Same size type and font as shows in the “typing box”.
FYI and O/T Check out: graphicsland.com and get your own bumper sticker made for the upcoming election. Just had “Honk if Hillary Scares You” printed up. This will be a fun season!
14 Effeminem // Sep 26, 2007 at 10:28 pm
I guess there’re a lot of old, nearsighted, old people here. If you hit “Control +” all the writing on the page gets bigger. It comes in really handy if you’re trying to read sites made by graphic designers.
15 Ms RightWing, Ink // Sep 26, 2007 at 10:41 pm
Effeminem
Cool, that’s exactly what my old MS eyes needed. I always use large type in the cafe so I can see what I just wrote-mistakes and all. I kind of figured the large type was useful for others also
16 Fred Sinclair // Sep 26, 2007 at 11:18 pm
Thanks Scott - it’s better, but not as good as it was as part of the initial new format.
Heirborn Ranger
17 conserve-a-tips // Sep 27, 2007 at 12:19 am
Well, this just gets better and better. You can even highlight and copy text now. So cool.
I’m afraid that I am not going to be able to dismiss the Lilliputian Larva, no matter what the President says. I know what I saw and I know that there was a lot of gas involved.
Heh! BTW. I was doing my scripture study today (I’m in Ecclesiastes) and something caught my eye and gave me validation. I am sure that it will do the same for you:
As dead flies give perfume a bad smell, so a little folly outweighs wisdom and honor. The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.” Ecclesiastes 10:1-2
Need I say more?????
18 Loki, E.NC.Z.B-K // Sep 27, 2007 at 3:06 am
You site looks very nice now, Scott! I also appreciate the ability to highlight posts.
I’ll have to save up these copy’s of my local paper and the NY times. They are good for at least one thing I know, and winter is fast approaching.
/lurk
19 JamesonLewis3rd // Sep 27, 2007 at 6:02 am
God Bless America
20 random // Sep 27, 2007 at 6:25 am
Bush! Again! Drat that man.
21 boberinyetagain // Sep 27, 2007 at 8:12 am
Good stuff Scott.
Ahma%&#(&*#@% who? is about right
Hopefully he can now be safely added to the list of “terrorists” that are dumb enough to be amusing
22 conserve-a-tips // Sep 27, 2007 at 8:31 am
Boberin, he isn’t dumb and he certainly isn’t amusing!
That is one thing that I don’t think the Democrats get…he is stupid like Hitler and amusing like Hirohito. Evil is very intellligent and evil is very cunning. To pooh-pooh evil and say that one can “reason” with it is the real stupidity…let alone dangerous.
23 Shelly // Sep 27, 2007 at 8:45 am
cat, re: #17 & 22, you couldn’t be more right! Pun intended.
boberin, just pretend Iran doesn’t exist. That will save you any tough questions/thoughts, which is apparently your aim.
Totally off topic, and hopefully not a disappointment to Beerme, but I saw on Fox and Friends this morning that the Catholic League is calling for a boycott of Miller because they are supporting a “festival” in San Francisco that deserves no description. Suffice it to say it’s happening in San Francisco.
24 boberinyetagain // Sep 27, 2007 at 8:57 am
One bunch tried to do the WTC with a truck load of bombs, didn’t work. Dumb
One bunch tried airplanes, got lucky but they still were not the brightest bulbs in the box
Then we linked those folks with a real bright guy that was certain we wouldn’t attack him (he should have been right but wasn’t even close) or that if we did he could defeat us. Another rhodes scholar
The bunch that are left over there figure it’s a good idea to strap a bomb to themselves (why didn’t I think of that? it’s such a foolproof plan)
One bunch of pizza makers/deliverymen about 3 miles from where i’m sitting wanted to attack a US Military base. Brilliant plan that
One bunch wanted to ignite the fuel storage at a NY airport thinking that the pipes that feed all around would also blow up and take out the whole installation. Rocket scientists
The millionaire leader of the whole shmeggeggy lives in caves in Afghanistan/Pakistan. More brilliance.
This one denied the holocost (and gays) and openly says he wants to wipe Israel off the map. He’s the bright one? Ok, i’m scared now
25 Ms RightWing, Ink // Sep 27, 2007 at 9:05 am
I think it will take a bit of time to get used to the names on top instead of the bottom. I keep thinking someone is replying instead of adding something new to the blog.
Oh, I will get used to it, the same as last year I finally got used to Nehru collars, granny glasses, go-go boots and Desotos going out of style.
26 Shelly // Sep 27, 2007 at 9:37 am
Tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, dead in New York, Washington, Pennsylvania, London, Madrid, Thailand, Sudan, Rwanda, the former Yugoslavia, Indonesia, the Phillipines, Israel, Jordan, Munich, an elementary school in Russia,…..
Nothing to fear there.
27 boberinyetagain // Sep 27, 2007 at 9:48 am
Let’s not go there again. This particular nutjob did not cause those things of which you speak. Appluading is not causing
28 Shelly // Sep 27, 2007 at 10:01 am
This particular nutjob is not isolated. He is part of the one movement that did all of those things and much more. And he is responsible for the deaths of American soldiers, Iraqi men, women and children, Lebanese men, women and children, any female in his country that does not comply with something so small as a dress code, not to mention any homosexual who has the gall to exist. I am surprised by the certainty you have in his innocence, given his overwhelming support of terrorism whenever given the chance. But he wasn’t on a plane on 9/11 so he’s not a bad guy. You have no doubt that he had any responsibility in the deaths of those other thousands.
On another note, the boycott on Miller does not relate to Dennis. I am now watching the O’Reilly Factor that I DVR’d last night. When asked about this nutjob Dennis Miller replied, “He did not disappoint. I thought he was beautifully demented. He always looks like a rat that just bit into an extension cord.”
29 conserve-a-tips // Sep 27, 2007 at 10:02 am
Boberin, there are two kinds of crazy/stupid - naturally mentally deficient or what many call “simple or ill” and unnaturally by choice.
When one believes so totally in their own made-up reality that their world revolves around that “reality” then that kind of crazy/stupid becomes dangerous evil. Scripture tells us that Satan masquerades as an angel of light. He’s cunning, witty and he’s a true believer - he is total evil.
You laugh at those who strap bombs to themselves and you call them rocket scientists, in derision. The mistake that you make is that, like so many liberals, you view “smart” only based on your intellectual understanding of “smart”. Smart can also mean “cunning” and cunning mixed with evil is dangerous indeed.
I make fun too, calling the little weasle in Iran, Ahm-a-durn-nut-job, but the reality is that Hitler wasn’t taken seriously either, for many years, and our corporations and our government worked with him, traded with him and gave him validation. He might have been crazy, but he was crazy like a fox and I have a feeling that Ahmadinijad has a red, bushy tail as well.
30 Fred Sinclair // Sep 27, 2007 at 10:12 am
MRW,I #25 DeSotos are out of style? Drat! Wouldn’t you know…just when I finally decide to trade mine in on a new one. Shucks and durn, now I’ll have to settle for a Hudson. That Hudson Hornet is a doozie…eh what?
But then that Studebaker Golden Hawk is a real runner, I hear it comes from the factory with a 180 mph speedo - bet it’ll look snazzy at the drive in,
Heirborn Ranger
31 GnuCarSmell // Sep 27, 2007 at 10:14 am
Bush announced a team of scientists and scholars will study audio and video tapes of Ahmadinejad’s supposed visit to New York: “Only forensic science can determine if Iran’s President was actually in New York, or if it was a huge hoax. At this stage, we don’t know if this was a real dictator or just a bad hologram.”
32 Just Ranting // Sep 27, 2007 at 10:15 am
Bober;
He does more than applaud. He trains and arms the insurgents in Iraq. He is developing nukes for use by Iran. He is helping fund N. Korea’s setup of nukes in Syria. Even so, I don’t fear him as much as I fear that Americans are not sufficiently willing to take this madman out, or at least take his toys away from him, before he does something that draws the whole world into war again.
33 Just Ranting // Sep 27, 2007 at 10:48 am
Heirborn Ranger,
I’ve got a ‘72 Vega I can let you have real cheap. It burns about a quart and a half of oil per week. Pretty reliable too. You can rely on it to break down regularly. The radio automatically censors broadcasts as it cuts in and out a bit. Just be careful going over railroad tracks as the radio tends to drop out of the dashboard and onto the floor. The peppy little aluminum block engine assures you can go 0-60(ft.) in about 3 minutes. You’re actual performance may vary depending on the incline of the hill you’re on. You have my personal email address. Feel free to make an offer.
34 Fred Sinclair // Sep 27, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Just Ranting #33 - The word is facetious, which I suspect covers both of us to one degree or another.
facetious |fəˈsē sh əs| adjective treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant. DERIVATIVES facetiously adverb facetiousness noun ORIGIN late 16th cent.(in the general sense [witty, amusing] ): from French facétieux, from facétie, from Latin facetia ‘jest,’ from facetus ‘witty.
Heirborn Ranger
35 a440hz // Sep 27, 2007 at 12:27 pm
I can’t believe Columbia U even gave a platform for Ahmonajihad.
36 Big Java // Sep 27, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Just Ranting, brought back memories of my wonderful ole Vega; it did all that yours does and less.
Hey! and what about the black helicopters that were hovering around the Columbia U campus as Barney was not speaking there?
37 beekabok2 // Sep 27, 2007 at 1:39 pm
Don’t know why we are talking about cars, but since we are: My 1st car was a 64 rambler given to me by my Dad. It had a split bench seat up front that when you moved them forward and folded them down, they made the perfect place to ……….ummm………….well, you know what I mean. (wink, wink) After around 3 months, the timing chain broke and my brother-in-law said he could fix it. Well, he tried but it tends to really screw up the valves when you put the chain on 32 links out of time. Doh
38 Libby Gone // Sep 27, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Mental Training for the Masses.
Persia is, was, and always will be a radioactive sheet of glass.
Let history reflect this from hence forth!
39 boberinyetagain // Sep 27, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Too many boogeymen to keep track of.
Life is not meant to be lived in fear. If he actually does something anywhere near as nutty as he talks then we take him out by whatever means needed. Till then, I know lots of nut cases (no, not quite on his level) but I leave them alone/igonore them unless they actually do something to me or mine.
We tried a preemptive strike, found that it was not needed (as that madman screamed over and over again) and look where that got us. The military stretched to the brink, services for veterans still nearly non-existent (see today’s Phila Inquirer for clarification) and the economy virtually ruined for the forseeable future. Oil over $80/barrel.
We need to think a tad more carefully where we are going this time and where we will actually be once we get there.
40 Just Ranting // Sep 27, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Fred, re: 34…
I resemble that remark!
41 Darthmeister // Sep 27, 2007 at 3:01 pm
Hat tip to a Rush caller:
From here on out, any person who spews nothing but bile and venom toward President Bush, blames America, claims we’ve lost the war and wants to cut-and-run/surrender in Iraq will be known as a “hatetriot”.
Nash Metropolitans rule!
42 Fred Sinclair // Sep 27, 2007 at 3:14 pm
boberinyetagain #39 When you check on America’s GNP and our National debt. add in the lowest unemployment figures - ever. - check the # of houses owned, color TV’s, PC’s, laptop’s, families with 1, 2 & more cars, dishwashers, washing machines & dryers, microwaves, power lawnmowers, electric coffee machines, electric popcorn poppers etc., etc. owned by those below the poverty level, then also also read The Chicago Tribune, The Philadelphia Observer and the St. Louis Post Dispatch etc who all rate our current economy as the highest, best economy in history - not just in America but in the world.
Weigh the facts about our economy against your “….and the economy virtually ruined for the forseeable future.” taken from your little red “hot line” phone that Soros had installed for you, to enable you to get your daily talking points directly from himself.
The only economy ‘virtually ruined’ has no “virtually” attached; it’s the economy of my state of Michigan with our Democrat Governor Jennifer Granholm - our Democrat Senators Carl Levin & Debbie Stabenow; I believe they’ve managed to drive the once great state of Michigan to the 50h lowest economy in the United States.
Jennifer has only three days left to avoid a state government lockdown, A budget she began working on five months ago and today is no nearer to than she was back then.
Heirborn Ranger
43 Darthmeister // Sep 27, 2007 at 3:16 pm
“Life is not meant to be lived in fear”
Oh really? Then why do those so-called “enlightened, reality-based community” of moonbats on the other side of the aisle live out their fear every stinkin’ day by demonizing President Bush and equating him with Hitler, claiming America is a fascist or will be a fascist state under Bu$Hitler, by ultimately believing American troops are blind pawns fighting an imperialist war to extend America’s immoral and illegal hegemony in the Middle East, by incessantly whining about the purported evil of multi-natural corportations and the economic power they wield which will destroy our lives, and by spewing their filth that our “Euro-centric, patriarchial, misogynist founders” and their offspring (us) are the real terrorists and a blight on the world because we suck up the majority of the world’s resources thereby impoverishing other nations because we are not trading with them but rather are “stealing” from them?
Conversely, conservatives rail against very real despots, tyrants and murderers, bober, but the left that you seem to side with have to make up their own demons. They hate Bush, Cheney and Rove more than they hate terrorists. Pathological, lying sickos.
44 conserve-a-tips // Sep 27, 2007 at 3:19 pm
beekabok2: I remember our Rambler, but I wasn’t old enough to drive it. It was a new 1960 stationwagon and I remember that it had a back window that was rolled down from the outside of the tailgate. We had a big, foam rubber mat that was placed in the back end for long trips and so we fought over who got to ride back there to sleep. (No seatbelts back then and no air conditioning) One of my favorite things to do was to take a bag of rubberbands and link all of the bands together (like for Chinese jumprope - remember that??) and then tie either a pinecone or a plastic figure to the end, throw it out that back window and watch it bounce all over the rode in front of the cars behind. Is that legal today???
45 conserve-a-tips // Sep 27, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Boberin:
Nobody lived in fear of Hitler either. Not even the Jews when he was rounding them up. He was killing innocent Jews and Christians and Homosexuals and any other non blonde-haired, blue-eyed individual he could, while the rest of the world said, “What’s there to fear? He hasn’t done anything to us.” - That is, until he came after them (Britain, France, Poland, etc) and then the world woke up and said, “Oh no! He’s a madman!” Well, personally, I wish that they had taken him out before he had killed all of those people in the gas chambers and done all the experiments on those poor kids. That has nothing to do with fear, and everything to do with compassion and facing reality.
46 Ms RightWing, Ink // Sep 27, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Fred
In my world Desotos and Studebakers will never go out style. Vega’s, oh dear me, my sister had one and even the roof rusted out. She drove it to Seattle and they only gave her $50 in trade. They never saw a rusted out Midwestern car. The plant in Ohio where they were made was always having union troubles, so the workers sabotaged them on a regular basis.
They gave new meanings to terrorist automobiles.
47 boberinyetagain // Sep 27, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Hank,
Luckily I spend/waste precious little of my time worrying about the folks you mention as they don’t scare me either.
I can hope that things had gone differently but I don’t even hate them that brought us to this mess and quite a mess it is too.
Fred,
All good for now, keep a standing order for ever darker rose colored glasses though, you wouldn’t want to be caught short but there are some things coming that you may want to miss. By then your glasses should be dark enough though.
The results of today’s spending (both money and people) may take time to affect us but, affect us it will.
48 Ms RightWing, Ink // Sep 27, 2007 at 3:31 pm
conserve-a-tips
My parents had Ramblers for a long time, starting out with wagons. Mom threw a tick mattress in the back for us and off we went to Iowa every summer. We made faces at all the truckers, since the roads were all 2 lanes back in the days.
Now, if you put your kids in the back of something like that, man, it is off to jail with you.
49 conserve-a-tips // Sep 27, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Boberin, do you think that the spending started with the advent of the Bush presidency? You do wear blinders, don’t you? No rose colored glasses there.
50 boberinyetagain // Sep 27, 2007 at 3:55 pm
c-a-t,
there’s another place you really don’t want to go i’m betting.
compare todays budget/deficit to Clinton? please….
51 Ms RightWing, Ink // Sep 27, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Can you handle seven minutes of whining and moaning. This is Pelosi’s interview on CNN. Boy, just when you thought the Democrats could not get any dumber.
This is worth seven minutes of your life. Maybe, there is no promise, but maybe you will understand the Democrat’s way of thinking
52 Ms RightWing, Ink // Sep 27, 2007 at 4:15 pm
oops
http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/?q=node/27168
53 conserve-a-tips // Sep 27, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Boberin, get online and crunch the real numbers of percent of GDP, etc. and be surprised. But be that as it may, I am talking all out-of-control spending. The SS and Medicare systems didn’t get in the shape they are in over an 8 year period. The education spending mess didn’t happen just since No-child-left Behind (of which I am opposed). I would encourage you to get the book, “The Coming Economic Earthquake” by Larry Burkett, written in 1991 and republished in 1994 with an inclusion of the Bush 42 and Clinton administrations. He has no kind words for the spending practices of Nixon or Carter or Bush or Johnson, etc. I am here to tell you that the reality is that this mess has been brewing for a long time and I haven’t seen one single candidate on either side of the isle willing to face the tough decisions. Polls triumph over reality.
54 JamesonLewis3rd // Sep 27, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Yes. This brew has been percolating for many decades-since WWII, in my opinion.
55 random // Sep 27, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Clinton’s financial legacy was gained from past administrations most notably Regan, not from any great ability on his part. And Clinton is no Regan. Clinton was not and is not now nor will he ever be an economic genius ,just a genius swindler. Clinton is not smart, just cunning. Clinton is not a statesman, he is an opportunist.
56 Fred Sinclair // Sep 27, 2007 at 4:58 pm
MRW,I - Re. #’s 51 & 52 I watched the original and now, thanks to you, I got sick again. How this woman ever got elected to amything more rellavant than President of her “Ladies Flower Arrangment Society”, is beyond me,
The Good News is that there isn’t anything wrong with Nancy (and others of her ilk) that Jesus Christ can’t fix, repair, remold or rejuvenate - except that I suspect that the words Jesus Christ, unfortunately, mean little more to her than an expletive to be uttered when something doesn’t go her way.
Heirborn Ranger
57 Fred Sinclair // Sep 27, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Oops that should read relevant not rellavant. My bad.
Heirborn Ranger
58 conserve-a-tips // Sep 27, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Ms Rightwing, Ink: I just watched your video and all I can say is, “No Ms Pelosi…it isn’t the president’s war, or Cheney’s war or the GOP’s war, it is the American’s war and you had better hope we win it.” What a maroon.
59 conserve-a-tips // Sep 27, 2007 at 5:12 pm
Americans’ ~ ’scuse me. I’ve been around the UAW President too much.
60 boberinyetagain // Sep 27, 2007 at 5:13 pm
Granted that George did not single handedly create this mess but, name something/anything he has done to alleviate it (discuss amongst yourselves)
Granted Clinton did not get us “out” of a mess either (I’ve never claimed to be a fan of either Clinton) but he didn’t make things worse.
And, it was Fred telling us how wonderful the economy is now. I merely expressed my thoughts that all was perhaps not so well…
that’s my suspicion and i’m sticking to it.
ttfn
61 JamesonLewis3rd // Sep 27, 2007 at 5:13 pm
I was referring to the economic/political status of the US of A in my comment #54.
The Islamofascist’s repeated vicious, bloody and genocidal forays into civilization over the last several centuries-fueled solely by a psychotic hatred of said civilization-now that is a different brew altogether. That one has been perking since the beginning.
62 conserve-a-tips // Sep 27, 2007 at 5:25 pm
Boberin, what is the unemployment rate right now and what has it been for the most part of this presidency? Also, please research and check to see what the unemployment rate for past presidential terms has been. While you are at it, check the interest rates and the GDP numbers, as well as the poverty percentage numbers. The economy has been roaring (and it is time for it to really back off), production has been up and the poverty numbers has been declining. If this is a bad economy, I can live with it.
63 Just Ranting // Sep 27, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Anyone care to inform Bober about how the Bush tax cuts have actually lowered the deficit and created a broader tax base? All this while we are waging war in the Middle East. Now if the Dems who control Congress would just end, or at least reduce earmark spending we might actually see some truly amazing deficit reductions.
64 conserve-a-tips // Sep 27, 2007 at 5:50 pm
Just Ranting: AMEN!!!
And another thought on the Lilliputian Lizard in Iran for Boberin to contemplate: If, God forbid, Ahmadurnnutjob should happen to develop a weapon that he drops on Israel or that he sells to terrorists who then blow up, say, Lawrence, Kansas, do you promise not to ask, “What did Bush know and when did he know it? Why didn’t he stop it from happening?”
65 Shelly // Sep 27, 2007 at 5:59 pm
JR and cat, are you dissing the Teapot Museum that earmarks brought to North Carolina?
No, I’m not kidding, and that’s not a typo. Teapot Museum.
It amazes me that Kennedy, Reagan and Bush all cut taxes and saw the tax revenues soar, but libs still refuse to take yes for an answer. I also love the myth of Clinton’s surplus. Could someone please point out to me which year our federal government spent less than it took in?
66 conserve-a-tips // Sep 27, 2007 at 6:03 pm
Shelly, ~giggle~ Could someone please point out to me which year our federal government spent less than it took in? It was that year that the government ended poverty and put a chicken in every pot, don’t ya know!
A teapot museum. I love teapots. I collect teapots. ….. ♪ ♪ Cuzzzzz, I’m a little teapot, short and stout…..♪ ♪ ♪
67 Ms RightWing, Ink // Sep 27, 2007 at 8:08 pm
…………and perky
So the Jena Banana ( a new fruit grown in Louisiana) has been given over to the Gov, Al Sharpton and the most Reverend Martin Luther the 23rd, in a pretty photo op.
Oh how cute (said with a Southern accent)
68 INJUSTICE PREVAILS // Sep 27, 2007 at 10:50 pm
TO THE DEMOCRATS & THE LEFT WING
When we start bombing
IRAN
Think of it as
A LATE TERM ABORTION
69 Ms RightWing, Ink // Sep 27, 2007 at 11:38 pm
Guess everyone went to bed.
We are fogged in here at the bunker, near zero visibility. No planes in or out of here tonight. Sorry folks
70 random // Sep 28, 2007 at 5:35 am
Ms RW
In the south we say “Bless His Heart” and give a knowing look because we know that is all he has to look forward to.
And Bober is lazy so he sticks to what he knows cuz it might take effort to go from thought process A to thought process B.
It would be to strenous to do the math, research and reading. Smoke would stream from his ears and that might be uncomfortable.
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