(2007-04-05) — In the wake of recent tensions following House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s unauthorized visit with Syrian President Bashar al-Assad, the White House announced today that it would attempt to “build a bridge” to Congressional Democrats by sending detained al Qaeda mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammad to conduct peace talks with Rep. Pelosi.
“The president believes that you have to engage your opponents,” according to Deputy White House Press Secretary Dana Perino. “Diplomacy requires a certain like-mindedness and ability to find common ground. Based on Nancy Pelosi’s eagerness to meet with Assad, a mere terror sponsor, the president figures that Khalid Sheikh Mohammad will be even more welcome.”
Mr. Bush, in a brief statement, said he’s “glad that relations with the Speaker would soon be headed in the right direction,” adding that the meeting with Mr. Mohammad will give Rep. Pelosi “an opportunity to wear some of the lovely scarves she bought at the mosque gift shop in Damascus, demonstrating her willing submission to a male-dominated culture.”
Rep. Pelosi, upon hearing from reporters of the president’s proposal, said, “At least he’s not sending Karl Rove or Dick Cheney.”
16 responses so far ↓
1 R.A.M. // Apr 5, 2007 at 7:37 am
Maybe he can make her wear a full face scarf?
We can only hope!
2 R.A.M. // Apr 5, 2007 at 7:38 am
Did I say GOD Bless America?
3 camojack // Apr 5, 2007 at 7:38 am
She ought to cover up that turkey neck with a scarf…
4 Hawkeye // Apr 5, 2007 at 7:40 am
I’d prefer to see San Fran Nan in a burkah.
(:D) Regards…
5 Hawkeye // Apr 5, 2007 at 7:42 am
I take that back. I’d prefer to never see her ever again…
6 onlineanalyst // Apr 5, 2007 at 8:01 am
Empress Pulloutsy was last heard blustering that old chestnut: “The enemy (KSM) of my enemies (Cheney and Rove) is my friend.”
BTW It appears that the linguist in the employ of the Dhimmis to tailor (massage) their message has been working his “magic” in renaming terms like “war on terror” and “the long war” to make the surrender by the Lefties more palatable to the populace and the money changers (Pharisees, who indulge in parsing terminology) in the appropriations committees.
7 Rock Slatestone // Apr 5, 2007 at 8:19 am
Hey, no need to attack her physical nature. Attack Pelosi’s policies and actions. May the force of Simon Cowell be with you.
On a side note-don’t forget flag day is on Monday. Don’t forget to raise the flag of your favorite country (whatever it is), purchase a one-way ticket to that country and enjoy.
May God Forgive the US and continue to Bless her.
8 R.A.M. // Apr 5, 2007 at 8:20 am
Perhaps “Nan” could venture into Iranian waters while there and become a hostage?
Then GWB could pretend we are trying to get ger back when we send in the big guns?
9 Darthmeister // Apr 5, 2007 at 8:23 am
Yes! Muslim freedom fighters are so misunderstood. It’s only their inner child crying out for their mommies and grandmommies. Who else better to reach across the divide and bring compassion and understanding to the plight of Muslim freedom fighters in a cold, cruel world.
Will Dhimmiecrats Thwart Success or Will Success Thwart the Dhimmiecrats?
10 Darthmeister // Apr 5, 2007 at 8:25 am
Oh, btw, Ahmadaboutjihad has the western lamestream media wrapped around his finger. But that’s not much of an accomplishment when you think about it. The American left has never met a socialist dictator or a Muslim thugocrat it didn’t naturally gravitate toward.
11 Ms RightWing, Ink // Apr 5, 2007 at 8:36 am
Did that nasty Halliburton company build that bridge and if so did Nancy get oil money in her pocket
12 Darthmeister // Apr 5, 2007 at 8:40 am
Terrorists endorse Nancy Pelosi.
In their own words on audiolink.
13 gafisher // Apr 5, 2007 at 9:42 am
How soon will it be before Pelosi’s “diplomacy” is credited for the release of the British sailors Iran was holding? (The looming shadow of the Nimitz off the coast was no doubt irrelevant.)
14 Darthmeister // Apr 5, 2007 at 10:55 am
Pelosi: Syria’s Assad Wants Peace With Israel
And peace in that part of the Muslim world has traditionally been define as ……. pushing the Jews into the sea.
Get a clue Ms. Pelosi.
15 antodav // Apr 5, 2007 at 11:07 am
Well it does make sense, from a certain point of view, I guess…they are, after all, ideological soulmates. I could see a romance blossoming from this diplomacy, even. And believe me, that’s not a sight I like to imagine.
16 Pirate’s Cove » >>Americans Never Quit » Blog Archive » Pakistani Cleric Wants Minister Fired For Hug // Apr 9, 2007 at 11:53 am
[…] Of course, none of them slammed Pelosi for wear those head scarves either. As Scott Ott wrote in his story about Pelosi's visit to Syria […]
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