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Rumsfeld Halts Recruitment of Humans for Military

by Scott Ott · 2 Comments

(2004-05-08) — U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld today officially halted the recruitment of humans to serve in the U.S. military. The action comes in the wake of the Defense Secretary’s Congressional testimony about abuses at Iraq’s Abu Ghraib prison.

“It’s clear to me now that the risks of using humans as military personnel outweigh the potential benefits,” said Mr. Rumsfeld. “Just like any other obsolete weapons system, this one is cancelled.”

Previously, the Pentagon had followed a policy of criminal prosecution for those who committed illegal acts, but attacks by critics, and other Democrats, have convinced the Bush administration that this system is “antiquated.”

“Courts martial and other disciplinary measures are dependent upon previous wrongdoing, and by then it’s too late,” Mr. Rumsfeld said. “Since humans are predisposed to making bad-and even evil-decisions, we need to eliminate them from the process.”

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2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 JunkYardBlog // May 8, 2004 at 10:48 am

    BILL CLINTON APOLOGIZED FOR PILES OF NAKED BODIES TOO

    People may forget this in the current mass hysteria, but Bill Clinton also apologized for piles of naked bodies stacked up under his watch. Unfortunately we didn’t see those “shocking and shameful” pictures on TV coupled with demands that Clinton…

  • 2 Inoperable Terran // May 9, 2004 at 10:59 am

    Heh

    Rummy solves everything. No, really….