(2003-11-03) — Following the weekend consecration of the Episcopal Church’s first openly-homosexual bishop, another bishop has filed an infringement suit against Bishop V. Gene Robinson.
“All the other bishops know about my lifestyle,” said the plaintiff bishop, who wished to remain anonymous. “I’m not only homosexual but I’m also promiscuous, which is something our new golden boy apparently can’t claim.”
The bishop said his homosexual profligacy “demonstrates the love of Christ to sinners and also that I’m the one who should get any future book and movie deals.”

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