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Clinton-Gore Economic Boom Continues

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(2003-10-31) — The latest figures on decreased jobless claims and a huge increase in third-quarter Gross Domestic Product (GDP) signal a continuation of the Clinton-Gore economic boom, according to an expert.
“After a brief two year ‘hiccup’ the wisdom of Clinton-Gore still shines through,” said one unnamed itinerant professor who has taught at the University of California Los Angeles, Columbia University, Fisk University and Middle Tennessee State University. “Any time economic indicators are this good, you can take it as an article of faith that it’s the legacy of the two best men ever elected President — Bill Clinton and Al Gore.”

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  • 1 Shameless Self-Promotion // Nov 1, 2003 at 1:41 am

    Is this guy for real?

    Picked up by COINTELPRO, an eerie similarity between a parody on Scrappleface and an apparently serious post by leftist blogger Hesiod. Scrappleface: The latest figures on decreased jobless claims and a huge increase in third-quarter Gross Domestic Pro…

  • 2 TerraTaco: Home // Nov 4, 2003 at 3:55 am

    Who knew? Paul Krugman speaks Norwegian.

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