(2002-09-09) — The Vatican Air Force will join the U.S. and Great Britain in the attempt to drive Saddam Hussein from power. The little-known airborne contingent is comprised of archbishops, monks and abbots who have devoted themselves to the practical study of peacekeeping weaponry.
Flying F-21 “Cheek-Turner” fighter jets, the clerical pilots will fire only when fired upon, or “when they prophesy that they might be fired upon,” according to Abbot N. Costello, of our Our Lady of Holy Smokes monastery near Vatican City.
“Sometimes you have to do unto others, before they do unto you…if you know what I mean,” Costello said.
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