Obama: If Kim Jong-Un Were American, I’d Drone Him

North Korea threatens preemptive nuclear strike on U.S.

North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un test-fires a threatening gesture in the general direction of the United States. Obama says if Kim were an American citizen, “he’d tone down the swagger and keep his eyes on the skies.”

Just hours after a top North Korean official threatened a preemptive nuclear strike against the United States, President Barack Obama said he’s also willing to take aggressive action, under certain conditions.

“If Kim Jong-Un were an American citizen,” Obama said, “I’d drone him in a second — but only if he were on U.S. soil, since North Korea is a long flight, and drone fuel is scarce because of the sequester.”

The remarks come after Sen. Rand Paul and fellow Republicans staged a filibuster, talking on the Senate floor for nearly 13 hours Wednesday in a vain attempt to get the Obama administration to admit that killing Americans on U.S. soil, without due process of law, is unconstitutional. Obama ignored the effort.

“If we send the Marines into Pyonyang to assassinate Kim,” Obama added, “that’s clearly illegal under international rules of war. So, that’s why I’d only take him down if he were here, just after he took his oath of U.S. citizenship. That’s a constitutional grey area, and Attorney General Holder is pretty sure we could win that one in court if those Tea Party wackos challenge it.”

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Welcome back, Scott!


Hi Scott

Liked you at JPTV and also here. Missed you. You’ve been gone so long that you lost my address, but we are up to date now. Glad you are home now.


Obysmal has a tendency to “drone” Americans every time that he prattles once of his boilerplate speeches. Bombs away with the cliches.

mindknumbed kid

It’s a good thing that Obama has the U.N. to hide behind in situations such as this…they’re gonna sanction him into a civilized little commie soon. Meanwhile in America, Obama took BIG RINO out for a Happy Meal…I wonder if he gave the White House kitchen staff the day off without pay?…that sequester thing is said to be a really big itch according to the White House.

Hi Scott,

Great to have you back! You’re as witty as ever and I just happened to find the site by accident. I was going through the links on my Bookmark toolbar, and there you were! Awesome! Can’t wait to tell the other Scrapplers.

(:D) Best regards…


The mouse that roared?. Hey Hawkeye, what took you so long?


“Obama took BIG RINO out for a Happy Meal”…

Great comment! πŸ˜€


“drone fuel is scarce because of the sequester”

LOL! Perhaps we can get Dennis Rodman to have Kim Jong-Un over for a slumber party? πŸ˜‰


Well done, Scott!

mindknumbed kid

Seriously, the first thing I thought of when I heard about their dinner date and 20 car procession through the streets of Washingtown DC was why was it necessary when I assume the White House kitchen staff and facilities are second to none (except a burger joint in the eyes of President O’junkfood) so why all of the hoopla and expense? I bet they could’ve even got Chris Matthews to hype it up on the news wires and TMZ.